Kyle for Mayor 2004! Photoshop Comp

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Kyle for Mayor 2004! Photoshop Comp

Postby wwgfa » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:10 pm

Here are a couple of posible campaign posters I made for the candidate i'll be voting for.


Kyle Chapman.


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Postby wwgfa » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:32 pm

The originals.

Happy photoshopping

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Postby YULE » Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:51 pm

Anyone know what type of gun that is? coz it looks like a fully automatic, and unless things have changed the only ppl in NZ that are allowed fully automatic firearms are the army...

Stupid fat fuck, hope he gets locked away...

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Postby Craig_Bastard » Sun Sep 19, 2004 4:57 am

Looks like a FN>SLR....Semi-automatic...convertable to fully auto by any decent or half decent gunsmith.....7.62.Nato....

Ohhh!!! he's so scary!!!!!

tho what would I know....

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Postby Ogre » Sun Sep 19, 2004 12:21 pm

For all you know it could be a gas-powered BB gun :P
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Postby Jonny2Tone » Sun Sep 19, 2004 12:47 pm

I totally dig the floral decor...

real men sleep on flower pillows.

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Postby chrisbucks » Sun Sep 19, 2004 1:37 pm

one thing that i want to know here...
kyle always gets on radio, tv and in the papers saying "we're not nazis we're expressing the views of the majority of new zealand, we arent racists, we're speaking the truth"

why then... WHY ... FUCK TELL ME WHY... is kyle wearing an SS arm band?

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Postby Bruticus » Sun Sep 19, 2004 1:41 pm

Check out the portrait of the aryan baby
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Postby chrisbucks » Sun Sep 19, 2004 2:10 pm

and the picture of the german soldier leaning over the barbed wire.. i think that is a cold war era photo, cant find it right now, but i've definately seen it before.

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Postby chrisbucks » Sun Sep 19, 2004 3:10 pm

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Postby General Mutante » Sun Sep 19, 2004 7:36 pm

Is that a Pink Floyd T-shirt he's wearing? Didn't he get the point? Wasn't he aware of Roger Water's left wing tendencies?

Probably saw the marching hammers and completely misunderstood. Stoopid semi-literate dropkick.
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Postby ted the bastard » Sun Sep 19, 2004 10:15 pm

Kyle Chapman is an asshat.

But those photos look like they're at least ten years old, didn't you ever do something stupid when you were young?

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Postby YULE » Sun Sep 19, 2004 10:18 pm

Sure coffee, but i dont think that kyle is gonna grow outa his stupidness, somethings just dont go away.
Chrisb, im lovin the pic. My only bit of creative criticism would be that Kyle wouldnt be able to spell that many words correctly...

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Postby I Believe In Homicide » Sun Sep 19, 2004 10:25 pm

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Postby chrisbucks » Sun Sep 19, 2004 10:56 pm

coffee boy wrote:Kyle Chapman is an asshat.

But those photos look like they're at least ten years old, didn't you ever do something stupid when you were young?


like join a facist organisation and run around with automatic weapons, burn churches down, start facist anti-immigration militias...

no i dont recall that i did.

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Postby Andy Justice » Sun Sep 19, 2004 11:15 pm

Yes that is an SLR, it is possible to own a SLR in new zealand. Kyle's SLR doesnt have a muzzle break but has a full clip, that fat git wouldnt be able to controll it on full auto. Any way Kyle is a crim and can not own a firearm, if he uses it he would be going away for a long time.

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Postby YULE » Sun Sep 19, 2004 11:28 pm

not really, remember we live in new zealand. He would probably get some shit assed sentance like 3 months home detention, with a minimum parole period of 2 weeks or some shit

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Postby ted the bastard » Mon Sep 20, 2004 12:08 am

chrisb wrote:
coffee boy wrote:Kyle Chapman is an asshat.

But those photos look like they're at least ten years old, didn't you ever do something stupid when you were young?


like join a facist organisation and run around with automatic weapons, burn churches down, start facist anti-immigration militias...

no i dont recall that i did.


yeah good for you :wink: the point I was trying to make is that I am getting real tired of coming on here & finding it chocked up with useless crap about a tiny organisation in NZ. What does that acheive? I think anyone that knows me knows my views on the NF & racism in general, but this just makes us look like the bumbling fuckos they make us out to be.

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Postby chrisbucks » Mon Sep 20, 2004 12:47 am

well actully i realise what you're saying, the points of view that a lot of lefties hold against groups like the national front, and destiny church, only go as far as "they're evil, facists... fundies" etc... very little is actully said which goes to disprove someone elses point of view. fortunitly though right wing conservatives suffer the same problem. the views of the mis(or ill) informed do little to aid the greater cause.

i mean, on the whole, a lot of the views of NF and DC have some good sound factual basis, i dont agree with any of them. but you need to look into it quite closely to make sense of it.

so yeah i know what you're saying...

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Postby Jonny2Tone » Mon Sep 20, 2004 1:03 pm

chrisb wrote:right wing conservatives suffer the same problem.

"knee-jerk, left-wing blah blah blah..." Go Ogre, you rock bro! :roll:

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Postby Ogre » Mon Sep 20, 2004 3:14 pm

I'm anything but conservative.

Get a life already, your constant whining is an embarassment.
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Postby puppykicker » Mon Sep 20, 2004 3:24 pm

to be honest im actually with ogre on this one. shut the fuck up
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Postby chrisbucks » Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:19 pm

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i probably should add a quote like "we're not nazis or extremists, we're just expressing what a majority of New Zealanders think"

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Postby Big Bird » Mon Sep 20, 2004 6:51 pm

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Postby chrisbucks » Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:21 pm

kyle should have stayed with porn for a career choice.

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Postby Andy Justice » Mon Sep 20, 2004 8:03 pm

SORRY GUYS the standard military SLR doesnt have a muzzle brake, it has a flash suppressor, which Kyle's rifle IS missing, which makes it legal, but still illgale for him to own. BUT NOT ME :twisted:

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Postby chrisbucks » Mon Sep 20, 2004 8:07 pm

he's not actully meant to be touching any guns at all. so its probably possible these are old photos before the police put those restrictions on him, but you never know. since the photo isnt time stamped in anyway, they couldnt charge him. (and with computers its hard to do that, unless ur camera places EXIF tags on the photos and even those can be edited in some cases.)

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Postby I Believe In Homicide » Tue Sep 21, 2004 8:44 pm

heres the original...

note Kyle and the NF are not Racist or Facist and have nothing to do with Grave Descretions ....

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Postby I Believe In Homicide » Tue Sep 21, 2004 9:40 pm

Top Secret Photos of National Fronts Initiation Stage 1:

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