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Postby Sob Soc » Thu Mar 21, 2019 2:54 pm

Procreation is necessary for the continuance of the human race, but we find this is a trivial matter.

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Re: sex

Postby dave-brown » Thu Mar 21, 2019 6:49 pm

Have u tried it

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Re: sex

Postby dave-brown » Thu Mar 21, 2019 6:49 pm

Its pretty buzzy

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Re: sex

Postby Sob Soc » Thu Mar 21, 2019 7:05 pm

sex is for wimps living in horny colonies characteristically yielding ejaculations.
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Re: sex

Postby dave-brown » Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:01 pm

You are General Mutante arent you

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Re: sex

Postby Sob Soc » Fri Mar 22, 2019 11:16 am

Ni I'm not, it's just that everything 'grinds my gears' in a formidable way, and that has made me impotent. Four things that grind my gears are:
1.The House of Commons
2.Modern democracy
3.People who don't believe in the biblical theory of creation
4.woman with tattoos

(under modern democracy there is nothing left to be desired, that's what I dislike about it)

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Re: sex

Postby dave-brown » Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:21 pm

Too right, women with tattoos do look like common whores. A pack of whores damned to hell along with all those heathens who believe we grew evolved from monkeys. You should do a podcast, the world needs your brilliant ideas/opinions encapsulated in audio format.
Focus specifically on creationism and your concept of acceptable gender roll behaviors

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Re: sex

Postby martyrdamn » Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:03 pm

Hi Dave,

You ever done a google review on having sex with a girl? That would be pretty buzzy.
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Postby dave-brown » Fri Mar 22, 2019 8:45 pm

martyrdamn wrote:Hi Dave,

You ever done a google review on having sex with a girl? That would be pretty buzzy.

Ah well, it would probably be better than reading a review on my own sexual performance. That would be a crushing experience I imagine. Although assumedly amusing for others to read

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Re: sex

Postby Max » Fri Mar 22, 2019 9:11 pm

Why did such a great subject for a thread have to be ruined from the get-go?

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Re: sex

Postby dustbinflowers » Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:55 pm

Still trying to figure out whose fake account it is.
Pretty sure it's not Mutante.
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Re: sex

Postby Dead Kid » Sat Mar 23, 2019 1:16 am

The accompanying websites are too crazy to be from a fake account. Like another Spots2012 on caffeine.
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Re: sex

Postby General Mutante » Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:44 pm

Nah. No way it’s me. I’d actually be funny.
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Re: sex

Postby dave-brown » Sat Mar 23, 2019 5:32 pm

General Mutante wrote:Nah. No way it’s me. I’d actually be funny.

Lol. Well u had been quiet for a while, it was a fair assumption.
THe insane rants were on par with something you might conjure up after dropping acid or something

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Re: sex

Postby Sob Soc » Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:04 pm

Masturbation is my place of worship.

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Re: sex

Postby Sob Soc » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:30 am

Those that find consolation in carefully drilled and rehearsed sex sessions achieve relatively minor ecstasy.

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Re: sex

Postby dave-brown » Sun Mar 24, 2019 12:49 pm

Yeah , everyone out there indulging in coitus with other humans is missing out. You sitting at home having a loner jonah in front of your computer screen while your cat Mittens watches eerily from the otherside of the room, you're the one achieving euphoric orgasms. Youre the winner.

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Re: sex

Postby Sob Soc » Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:20 pm

With sex, simple positions are all you need. Anything else will be a thorn in your side the next day. The necessity of achieving ecstasy can be had just through kissing manoeuvres .

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Re: sex

Postby dustbinflowers » Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:42 pm

Please, just stop.
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Re: sex

Postby Sob Soc » Tue Mar 26, 2019 8:37 pm

I'm assuming you're ignoring sex because you have other pressing problems, and you have given up and just started masturbating yourself as an established tradition.

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Re: sex

Postby dustbinflowers » Wed Mar 27, 2019 5:51 pm

I'm not ignoring sex, I just think you should.
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Re: sex

Postby dave-brown » Wed Mar 27, 2019 6:55 pm

I think he does.. although probably unintentionally

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Re: sex

Postby martyrdamn » Thu Mar 28, 2019 5:11 pm

having a hard time understand how this has gone 20 posts without someone asking the important question...

DID YOU CUM??
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Re: sex

Postby Sob Soc » Thu Mar 28, 2019 5:32 pm

If you have no sex life, your genitals become an artefact.


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