Prangable Celebs

[Drax]

Sure there's probably already an old thread for this, but dead embeds and probs Eric Chang saying weird shit etc.


Anyway...

Linda Ronstadt, only the demos though



also only the demos

Kat Dennings

[General Mutante]

Aubrey Plaza. Unreasonably attractive.



Karen Gillan. Jebus.



Hannah John-Kamen as Yalena “Dutch” Yardeen out of Killjoys.



Emily Blunt. Yay.



Zooey. I love her. I will actually fucking fight you.

[9seconds]

if we had sex i would be the one who got pregaz

<3 Zoe <3

[9seconds]

dont h8, shes 20.

so is this chick

[dave-brown]

Is this you dudes just posting up the contents of your wank bank. There is porn on the internet ya know

[dave-brown]

But on the topic.. i'd totally bang Jacinda Ardern. Looks aside shes a fucking legend

[General Mutante]

It’s a virtual circle jerk and everybody’s invited.

[Dead Kid]

Lara Flynn Boyle, though her last good album was 2006




Mary Elizabeth Winstead




Majandra Delfino




Then there's racing driver Renee Gracie, who teases fans with her built-in airbags on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/renee_gracie/

But on the topic.. i'd totally bang Jacinda Ardern. Looks aside shes a fucking legend

As they say, you can't spell socialism without Cialis.

[Max]

[General Mutante]

Fuck yeah Susan Boyle. Pretty irresponsible posting that. Someone could fap themselves to death.

[9seconds]

But on the topic.. i'd totally bang Jacinda Ardern. Looks aside shes a fucking legend

looks aside chloe is far more bangable

[Dixon Cider A.C.]

Gross

[Dead Kid]

I reckon. Trust Phil to ruin it with Zuckerberg levels of JPEG artifacts.

[9seconds]

what?

[Dead Kid]

The quality level of the image you linked is terrible.

[9seconds]

you libtard cucks are a bunch of commie snowflakes, here, that better?

[dustbinflowers]

It's kind of funny how Phil and Andy are into super preppy fantasy women

[Drax]

Chloe is a stone cold fox. No doubt about it.



Fuck, how could I have forgotten Mila Kunis.




Felicity Jones also rules.

[Max]

[Dead Kid]

that better?

Freakin' climate-saving. I could imagine a few nazis making a left turn with Chloe in their path - is there a word for that? Bipart-curious? Salvaging a few Rainbow Warriors from the locker.

[General Mutante]

I’m not really into anybody and I doubt I ever will be again. Occasionally have to whack it in the shower just to clean out the pipes though.

[General Mutante]

Just a sort of a dead end of a human really.

[General Mutante]

Fuck it.

[Max]

I’m not really into anybody and I doubt I ever will be again. Occasionally have to whack it in the shower just to clean out the pipes though.

A younger version of you would have fallen in love with Trivago Girl

[9seconds]

i like tough girls basically.

[Max]

i like tough girls basically.

Is Angie Merkel your type then?

[General Mutante]

I’ve often thought about her sitting on my face whilst dressed as a Valkyrie out of a Wagnerian opera.

[Drax]

Not enough blokes in this thread.




Tom Hardy. Maybe bit of an obvious pick but the dude's a hunk.




Jake. Watched Zodiac again the other day, what a babe. Interestingly I also found Chloe Sevigny really attractive in that even though she's never seemed hot to me any other time.

[9seconds]

i like tough girls basically.

Is Angie Merkel your type then?

obviously thats a 'joke' but, i think you misunderstood the premise, i suppose if shes tough in a mental fortitude type way and looks like a bulldog she might well be attractive for her strength of character alone, but personally i guess, if shes not straight up smashing kurt russel in da haed wif a bar, then she is going to have to be pretty.

[Dixon Cider A.C.]

The 90s was pretty tight for Italian American stunners



Drea De Matteo



Mira Sorvino. Sheit



Marisa Tomei. My god.