Meeting lance from punkas

[xTOMHOGANx]

Fuckin' top bloke, great taste in music, salt of the blardy earth

[Dixon Cider A.C.]

Told me he hates you

[xTOMHOGANx]

Yeah he told me that too and that's why I respect him

[Dead Kid]

[dave-brown]

Lance needs a haircut and also i kicked his arse at handball last night. Then Jonesy kicked our only tennis ball over the fence... good one Angus, fuck off back to nz allready

[No Way Out Records]

lol

[Red_switch]

does he still do that thing with the george foreman grill?

[dave-brown]

does he still do that thing with the george foreman grill?

Think he left it in nz , hes been known to procure a tune from a victorian jaffle iron of late

[Red_switch]

beautiful

[dave-brown]

Saw lances new band Steed last night at the Old Bar in fitzroy. This band has potential to go quite far. Three piece in similar vain to Inepsy. The singer and bassist both motorcycle enthusiasts and all the songs are basically packed full of references to the old aussie biker Stone. Good film. Good band. They have recorded but havent released nothing so u will just have to wait
Lance is enjoyably to watch. His drum fills are tight and more creative than most, Cow bells and footwork galore.

[Dixon Cider A.C.]

No shit is lance in steed. Heard canadian phil had started a band by that name didn't realise he had a roped that cunt in. Mean.

[dave-brown]

No shit is lance in steed. Heard canadian phil had started a band by that name didn't realise he had a roped that cunt in. Mean.

Yeah. Troy from Hydro medusa is singing/ playing gat
Phil and lance also started a Jap styled dbeat band. Sounds like any other raw jap band to me. But they like it so thats nice
I wrote a d beat haiku for their band but they didnt seem appreciative

Buh kah buh duh kah
Children dying nuclear war
Buh kah buh duh kah

I think it encapsulates 99% of d beat. For a japanese randition you just turn the distortion up 400%

[Red_switch]

No shit is lance in steed. Heard canadian phil had started a band by that name didn't realise he had a roped that cunt in. Mean.

Yeah. Troy from Hydro medusa is singing/ playing gat
Phil and lance also started a Jap styled dbeat band. Sounds like any other raw jap band to me. But they like it so thats nice
I wrote a d beat haiku for their band but they didnt seem appreciative

Buh kah buh duh kah
Children dying nuclear war
Buh kah buh duh kah

I think it encapsulates 99% of d beat. For a japanese randition you just turn the distortion up 400%

Fukushima that shit huh.

[Dead Kid]

the old aussie biker Stone. Good film.

Gave this clahsick a hoon. Good for a low budget, what a bunch of icons!

[dave-brown]

the old aussie biker Stone. Good film.

Gave this clahsick a hoon. Good for a low budget, what a bunch of icons!

Yeah it's a ripper

[dave-brown]

https://steedmelbourne.bandcamp.com/releases

three tracks off their up coming demo

[PertHJ]

That was sounding real good until it his the 18sec mark

[General Mutante]

Stone is a ripping film.

[dave-brown]

Got so goddamn drunk with Lance last friday at the Systema el decentia release show. Drank till ten am saturday. Got the worst alcohol poisoning ive ever experienced. Slept for an hour. Coulsnt hold down food or liquid. Had to play saturday night. Vomited so much stomach lining my body went into shock and my legs went completely stiff and i couldnt walk. Mate julia had to hold me up and tried to call an ambulance. A nurse was at the show and calmed me down. I puked on stage allot. It was quite horrible. .....Lance was fine. Im getting old, Lance is a bouncy youthful little shit

[9seconds]

thats just a normal saturday night for me

[Bolshy]

Got so goddamn drunk with Lance last friday at the Systema el decentia release show. Drank till ten am saturday. Got the worst alcohol poisoning ive ever experienced. Slept for an hour. Coulsnt hold down food or liquid. Had to play saturday night. Vomited so much stomach lining my body went into shock and my legs went completely stiff and i couldnt walk. Mate julia had to hold me up and tried to call an ambulance. A nurse was at the show and calmed me down. I puked on stage allot. It was quite horrible. .....Lance was fine. Im getting old, Lance is a bouncy youthful little shit

living the dream Dave

[No Way Out Records]

doh... gone and gone are those days.. vomitng into a bucket at work... Dave pick up your game mate.. amateur move

[Out of my head]

Buh kah buh duh kah
Children dying nuclear war
Buh kah buh duh kah

that's not even a haiku you fucking poser

[dave-brown]

Buh kah buh duh kah
Children dying nuclear war
Buh kah buh duh kah

that's not even a haiku you fucking poser

To be fair. Not knowing the defining characteristics of a Haiku is pretty punx.

[PertHJ]

Fuck really?

It's basically a prerequisite for Punkas top 10%er status

[Dixon Cider A.C.]

Haiku is punk it's been confirmed

[PertHJ]

Haiku is punk as
it's been confirmed by Pert
Dave Brown lacks mana

[dave-brown]

Lol you can all go fuck yourselves. I have a perfect understanding of the basic constructs of a Haiku, if i have any downfall it is that I lack the ability to perform basic math. Punk as is merely a congregation of pedantic syllable counting pricks.

[PertHJ]

Don't worry buddy, we all clap out the syllables

[dave-brown]

Another lance update. He has a new very generic sounding Dbeat Raw punk band called Blockade. And dont worry, its authentic.... the bassist has a shoe lace on his head