Epidemic of lurking clowns in the US

[the croc]

Kentucky police have arrested a man dressed as a clown lurking in a wooded area amid a wave of clown reports in at least six US states.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-37455073

[Little Miss Twoshoes]

My daughter asked if we could go clown hunting, she's growing into a fine young woman, I'm very proud.

This shit has also made me realise that the fear of clowns is fascinating, such a wide reaching phobia that's basically confined to our generation (and passed on to our kids), and also really stupid, I reckon I could fully take a clown. So yeah, bring it, Bozo!!!

[General Mutante]

Someone posted on the Caboolture Facebook group that there was a sinister clown by the train station. I wanted to go clown hunting but I wasn't allowed. Knowing this hood he probably got the shit kicked out of him.

[Little Miss Twoshoes]

When my kid suggested it I scoffed and said we're *not* just gona drive around looking for clowns, dick, HOWEVER if u hear of any sightings we'll put on nice dresses and pillowcase masks, grab a shovel each, jump in the car, and go and see if we can't make a clown drop nuts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯