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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Philfy Vermin » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:32 am

how are you still single?
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:37 am

Who, me or Liz? Answers the same either way: *Mental* :P
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Philfy Vermin » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:40 am

:calavcalav:
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:41 am

;) ;) ;)

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Postby Philfy Vermin » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:55 am

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby dclxvi » Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:08 pm

worst page of the thread so far.

cut it out, guys.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby General Mutante » Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:10 pm

Philfy Vermin wrote:how are you still single?


Oi, I was internet flirting with her a month ago. Internet carpark, now cunt.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:23 pm

Ahahaha ha, I feel pretty fucking fancy now, internet fisticuffs for me, my fuckin' heroes <3

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Philfy Vermin » Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:27 pm

i hate to burst your bubble, but i was being disingenuous, i HATE singstar and karaoke and silly dancing etc, i only like tough hardcore dancing whilst sling a beer around and pissing everybody in the moshpit off.

il totally fight andy for you tho
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:29 pm

Punk pants as, you said 'disingenuous' *flutters eyelashes*
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Postby Philfy Vermin » Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:36 pm

lets just have a mean as threesome
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:38 pm

Fucking proper laughs, youse guys are alright.
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Postby akaxo » Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:40 pm

they're not really
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Philfy Vermin » Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:49 pm

laughs? :cry: this time i was being ingenuous

i was thinking of something like this:

WARNING!!!! NFSW!!! avert eyes if you are easily offended or wish to preserve a virtuous soul!!!

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby General Mutante » Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:01 pm

akaxo wrote:they're not really


That's part of our appeal.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby General Mutante » Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:02 pm

Philfy Vermin wrote:lets just have a mean as threesome


Your ginger bollocks dangling in my face would ruin everything.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Philfy Vermin » Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:04 pm

just pop em in ya mouth, philfy's gingernuts are so spicy, made from old irish recipe.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:10 pm

Still waaaaay hawter than le clunge!!
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:11 pm

Note masculine pronoun.

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akaxo wrote:they're not really


That's part of our appeal.


I have pretty low standards ;)

Philfy Vermin wrote:just pop em in ya mouth, philfy's gingernuts are so spicy, made from old irish recipe.


*loses it* Heard that tune a few million times in primary school, if ya catch my drift.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby General Mutante » Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:21 pm

TISH! YOU SPOKE FRENCH!

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:25 pm

Ooh la la little fucker, eh!
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby TimShadbolt » Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:25 pm

dclxvi wrote:worst page of the thread so far.

cut it out, guys.
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:27 pm

Nah, best page ever, a veritable ray of sunshine amongst the darkness and despair.

Well I fuckin' laughed :cry:
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Philfy Vermin » Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:35 pm

Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Still waaaaay hawter than le clunge!!
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Postby akaxo » Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:36 pm

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dclxvi wrote:worst page of the thread so far.

cut it out, guys.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Philfy Vermin » Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:36 pm

akaxo wrote:
TimShadbolt wrote:
dclxvi wrote:worst page of the thread so far.

cut it out, guys.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby General Mutante » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:06 pm

A bit of three way flirting going on and the puritan hats come out. Miserable fuckers.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Philfy Vermin » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:09 pm

its jealousy is what it is
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby General Mutante » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:12 pm

They just wish they were smooth operators like us.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

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Philfy Vermin wrote:Image


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