Things that are awesome , (e.g Sam's "XXX" tattoo which he isnt getting defensive about at all)

[dave-brown]

Sounds cool bro.

[dave-brown]

Anyway, aparantly chick's can ride bikes now... or something like that
https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/300208 ... for-a-girl

[Dead Kid]

Did you learn a completely different concept of "awesome" in Aussie or some shit?

Over here awesome is still something more like this skull toilet with glowing eyes. I mean, the article even says it has "punk-rock accents". Well they certainly will if one of us gets a chance to leave some sick skidmarks in 'em.

[dave-brown]

Did you learn a completely different concept of "awesome" in Aussie or some shit?

Over here awesome is still something more like this skull toilet with glowing eyes. I mean, the article even says it has "punk-rock accents". Well they certainly will if one of us gets a chance to leave some sick skidmarks in 'em.

Haha well true. I thought the fact such blatant sexism used in advertising in 2021 was more hilarious than awesome. Maybe I should of put it in the "funny ahit thread".
Okay il start again. Something that's awesome, the fact I have a ticket on the ferry tomorrow to Tasmania and the state border is still open, now that's awesome.
Willie smiths cider brewery in the Huon Valley, that's awesome. The fact will be sinking flagons of the shit with my main man grubby Joe in a few days, thats awesome.
The poo im doing as I type this is awesome!
Im awesome!
Awesome!

[Dead Kid]

Some awesome insults packed in there!

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[Drax]

why the fuck arent you on facebook then?

Lol , sorry ?
I'm obsessed with records released in the late 70's and early 80's, there for I must participate in a contemporary social media platform. Such infallible logic.
I've got better idea, maybe I will just put a record on and avoid the massive ego wankfest which is Facebook.

He isn't on Facebook cause he posted a joke and then ragequit when noone liked it.

[Kerry]

how about sams xxxx tattoos though eh

[dave-brown]

why the fuck arent you on facebook then?

Lol , sorry ?
I'm obsessed with records released in the late 70's and early 80's, there for I must participate in a contemporary social media platform. Such infallible logic.
I've got better idea, maybe I will just put a record on and avoid the massive ego wankfest which is Facebook.

He isn't on Facebook cause he posted a joke and then ragequit when noone liked it.

Thats actually quite close to the truth.
I was banned from the no class page as a result of a particularly poor joke and then I quit as the world wasn't ready from my humor. I think it involved farm bake cookies

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i have 4 accounts, ive had 3 on a ban at once, currently only one is on a ban tho

[dave-brown]

Kicking goals bro!

[dave-brown]

Having a tattoo gun in lockdown.
My house mate finally finished a tat he started 4 years ago on me. Uploading photos is a prick in this site but imagine the punkest tattoo ever and that's basically it

[Dead Kid]

imagine the punkest tattoo ever

I'll start by imagining a tattoo of a dodgy gas canister up Maggie Thatcher's snatch exploding her to bits. But I'm merely scraping the surface of possible punkiness.

[dave-brown]

imagine the punkest tattoo ever

I'll start by imagining a tattoo of a dodgy gas canister up Maggie Thatcher's snatch exploding her to bits. But I'm merely scraping the surface of possible punkiness.

Woah, not bad. Still have some skin left for that little number

[Dead Kid]

Ok, an even punkier tattoo: a bowl of those mi goreng instant noodles with a can of lager on the side.

[dave-brown]

Hmm that is pretty punk. But not in a cool way. Just reminds me of crappy houses living with deros. Ones where we paid full rent but trashed anyway because we're idiotd

[Max]

plain pack Pak n Save instant noodles not good enough for you fancy pants punk rockers?

[dave-brown]

plain pack Pak n Save instant noodles not good enough for you fancy pants punk rockers?

Ah that's honkey crap. Gota go to the Asian supermarket and buy the box of 40 for $10. "Yum yum duck flavour" was always on special

[Max]

ok, things that are awesome.... enormous sacks of rice from Asian grocery stores. Just keep it dry.

[dave-brown]

While you're there get some garlic and chilli infused 'Chin Su' soy sauce.
Its mean. Their garlic chilli sauce also rules.

[Max]

Hard to find in NZ but I'll look for it. I suspect all the Vietnamese markets are in Auckland

[dave-brown]

Best of luck to you, Chin Su is the tits.
I live in Footscray, Melbourne, im spoiled with Vietnamese and Indian cuisine and grocers. Its getting fully gentrified so i probably have only a couple more years til I will have to move to a cheaper burb. Also heaps of Ethiopian restarauants, which I fully recommend.

Also I've never said 'burb' instead of suburb, but Australia has the tendency to bring out abbreviations and linguistical laziness out of us all.

[Dead Kid]

Getting up early enough to order a big breakfast at a no frills cafe and getting my favourite number (7) to take to the table yesterday. Then going to a music festival and seeing 27+ (mostly good) bands right before any COVID alert levels could have a say about it. Then not needing to go back to Auckland any time soon where people are facing a 5 hour queue on the motorway right now. Instead eating some Indian food with lots of garlic in it that made me feel healthier than I felt beforehand.

[dave-brown]

I went to the pub at lunch and drove a scissor lifter for a few hours. Oh then I came home drank beer and listened to my clash 7"s.