Things that really grind my gears....

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Things that really grind my gears....

Postby dave-brown » Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:27 am

1. The french
2. The smell of slightly over ripe bananas, especially in enclosed spaces
3.Brunswick punks, the brunswick hotel, brunswick in general
4. Australian abbreviations used in a colloquial sense.
5.crime shows
6.Sandwiches gone soggy due to premature tomato insertion
9. Hamilton
10. The general clientele at vegan friendly eateries

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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby General Mutante » Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:28 pm

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Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Violent period sex is a pretty good indicator that you're into someone, I think

FC wrote:I like that the swearing is removed. That's gangsta.

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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby dustbinflowers » Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:25 pm

Is this the new trivial irritations thread? Or am I not understanding the difference between gears grinding and mild chafing?
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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby Dead Kid » Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:20 pm

Trivial irritations = softly blowing wind on the gears
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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby dave-brown » Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:50 pm

German backpackers

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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby dave-brown » Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:00 pm

...specifically south german ones born in the 90s.

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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby dave-brown » Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:01 pm

...staying in westend brisbane.

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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby General Mutante » Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:02 am

YES. Like the cunts who came up to me in the library when I was living there and loudly asked me where to score weed whilst I was minding my own business which resulted in unwelcome attention from the authorities for me and bugger all for them, the sausage munching fucks.
Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Violent period sex is a pretty good indicator that you're into someone, I think

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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby General Mutante » Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:06 am

I should have just taken to them with my already dying laptop.

THIS IS FOR THE HOLOCAUST YOU ARYAN COCKSUCKERS.
Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Violent period sex is a pretty good indicator that you're into someone, I think

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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby dave-brown » Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:11 pm

People who wear undies with "tradie" written repeatedly along the elastic waist line. If you need a vague description of your occupation upon your own undergarments you are a bit of a wingus.

Althou of they said "working class good cunt" I might invest in a pair

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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby dustbinflowers » Thu Feb 22, 2018 10:02 pm

I have some of them. They were cheap and they don't go up your bum when doing field work, unlike most women's undies
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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby dave-brown » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:50 am

I will admit, have something up your bum whilst performing your daily tasks, is somewhat of a hindrance.

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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby dustbinflowers » Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:03 am

You know it.
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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby Dubpunker » Fri Feb 23, 2018 12:11 pm

dave-brown wrote:...specifically south german ones born in the 90s.



:lol: tell us the hole story...

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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby Max » Fri Feb 23, 2018 3:07 pm

dustbinflowers wrote:I have some of them. They were cheap and they don't go up your bum when doing field work, unlike most women's undies


Given the relatively narrow range of styles among male underwear and the fact they're designed for people with an appendage in the front I'm surprised you consider transvestism a necessity. Wouldn't plain grandma undies fit the bill?

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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby dustbinflowers » Fri Feb 23, 2018 3:43 pm

The Tradie brand also has a women's range. I have previously worn guy's gruts on occasion while doing fieldwork, because they are more comfortable to walk in long distance than most women's underwear, but if I can find well fitting and not too fugly women's knickers that are not actually granny bloomers, well I'll wear them. I'm not ready for old lady moisties yet ffs .
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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Fri Feb 23, 2018 6:03 pm

dave-brown wrote:I will admit, have something up your bum whilst performing your daily tasks, is somewhat of a hindrance.


you'd know cunt

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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby dave-brown » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:03 am

^^^ i wore a g string to work for a bet once. It was a chicks one, and even though ive got a very modest package, it still flopped around in the front. It was uncomfortable all over. I think i got a 6 pack or something i dunno. It seemed like a good idea to 20yr old dave anyway.

Anyway. Some gear grinding for this week

- People who dont recognise the band the Professionals for how good the really are.
-instagram
-The french (still)
-Electricians
-French electricians
-People who go jogging while having a conversation on speaker phone whilst their phone is strapped to their bicep. It's so obnoxious, noones conversation can be that inteestinf

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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby General Mutante » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:19 am

In my experience French chicks tend to be really cool but the blokes are precious little bitches.
Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Violent period sex is a pretty good indicator that you're into someone, I think

FC wrote:I like that the swearing is removed. That's gangsta.

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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby dave-brown » Sat Feb 24, 2018 1:14 pm


R.I.P

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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby dave-brown » Sat Feb 24, 2018 1:16 pm

After a wellington punkfest about 10 years ago, french Alex walked through Newtown and spray painted "FUck the rainbow warrior" on several buildings. It was very, very, very funny. haha.

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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby dave-brown » Sat Feb 24, 2018 1:17 pm

I guess he got sick of our jokes, I can;t imagine why.

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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby Max » Sat Feb 24, 2018 8:40 pm

dave-brown wrote:^^^ i wore a g string to work for a bet once. It was a chicks one, and even though ive got a very modest package, it still flopped around in the front. It was uncomfortable all over. I think i got a 6 pack or something i dunno. It seemed like a good idea to 20yr old dave anyway.


If you like to feel pretty there's an australian company called homme mystere that creates lingerie designed for the male anatomy

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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby dave-brown » Sun Feb 25, 2018 2:36 pm

Max wrote:
dave-brown wrote:^^^ i wore a g string to work for a bet once. It was a chicks one, and even though ive got a very modest package, it still flopped around in the front. It was uncomfortable all over. I think i got a 6 pack or something i dunno. It seemed like a good idea to 20yr old dave anyway.


If you like to feel pretty there's an australian company called homme mystere that creates lingerie designed for the male anatomy

Sounds sexy. I will investigate.
Im currently wearing some 80s levis undies i found behind an old ladies washing machine when i did a reno on her laundry last week. In retrospect it was theft.

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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby dave-brown » Sun Feb 25, 2018 2:37 pm

They are mens undies btw. I assume the owner has since passed.

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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby dave-brown » Sat Mar 03, 2018 12:28 pm

Punx that have beards and mohawks. It looks fucking daft.

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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby Max » Sun Mar 04, 2018 12:20 am

"Unique" names that are actually just different/weird spellings, like "Typhannie". Imagine having to go through life constantly "correcting" someone's spelling of your name.

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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby dave-brown » Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:54 pm

I hate people called "Stephen". "Steve" however, is totally fine

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Re: Things that really grind my gears....

Postby Dead Kid » Wed Mar 07, 2018 11:09 pm

Max wrote:"Unique" names that are actually just different/weird spellings, like "Typhannie". Imagine having to go through life constantly "correcting" someone's spelling of your name.

Would be getting that shit changed ASAP if it was me. I know someone who named her kids misspellings of the words Breeze and Nature. If they were spelt correctly they'd still be shit names, but at least they shouldn't have to spend as long explaining them.

Multiple spellings of 'normal' names such as Elliot vs Elliott are bad enough, but then you get names like fuckin' Renesmee coming along and parents fuck that up as fast as they can with as many different spellings as possible because even movie credits are beyond their level of reading comprehension.
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