Butthole Surfer Wins “Yard of the Month” Award in Austin

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Butthole Surfer Wins “Yard of the Month” Award in Austin

Postby the croc » Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:08 pm

This is old but I just saw this today. Pretty much the story arc of a lot of people on here (me), punx for teens/20s, then got a house, kids, dog, basically became the beige suburban shit cunts we spent the first part of our lives negging on.

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Re: Butthole Surfer Wins “Yard of the Month” Award in Austin

Postby General Mutante » Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:20 pm

Not me. I'm still a piece of shit.
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Re: Butthole Surfer Wins “Yard of the Month” Award in Austin

Postby Max » Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:36 pm

Well being gay at least he hasn't done the wife and 2.4 kids thing.

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Postby PertHJ » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:14 am

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Re: Butthole Surfer Wins “Yard of the Month” Award in Austin

Postby Dead Kid » Wed Aug 30, 2017 10:00 am

Was hoping it'd be something more like Yardie of the Month.

I was a boring suburban nerd to begin with and too lazy to look after a house so I couldn't have gotten any worse. My yard is purely a pigeon toilet (apartment balcony). At least they coo for me.

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Re: Butthole Surfer Wins “Yard of the Month” Award in Austin

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Wed Aug 30, 2017 10:51 am

Bought a house and got married but no kids and no dog. Got pretty stuck into only going to shows that I was playing but Corpse Rat are fucking preeeemo so I make an effort to get off the couch and see them now

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Postby hiv-positive » Wed Aug 30, 2017 6:30 pm

My version of the beige suburban thing is the country town thing, which I quite like except for the horror of taking my son to things like music and play groups where it's either bogans I don't want to talk to about hunting and footy or faux hipster mumsies who believe in essential oils and dress their toddlers in designer urchin wear.

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Postby dustbinflowers » Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:01 am

I have just bought a house so I guess I'm grown up now. It is an wonky 1870s cottage in a grimy port town just out of a small but interesting city- exactly the sort of place an old punk would end up. Not beige suburbia- more a greeny grey colour.
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Re: Butthole Surfer Wins “Yard of the Month” Award in Austin

Postby Red_switch » Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:39 pm

My garage is beige. House is red brick. Couldn't handle the city, settled down in Mosgiel.

I'm pretty sure everyone on my street who's not a bogan is a retired bogan.
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Postby dustbinflowers » Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:47 pm

Mosgiel eh. You bought on a floodplain!
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Re: Butthole Surfer Wins “Yard of the Month” Award in Austin

Postby Rizzo » Thu Sep 07, 2017 1:26 am

Shit, I'm getting some punkas FOMO. Since leaving NZ the prospect of ever being able to afford a house has receded further and further from view. Living in Sydney pretty much dooms that idea.
And I pretty much never go to gigs cause I'm lazy as shit.
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Postby Red_switch » Thu Sep 07, 2017 9:13 am

dustbinflowers wrote:Mosgiel eh. You bought on a floodplain!


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Postby The Ost » Fri Sep 08, 2017 3:59 pm

Rizzo wrote:Shit, I'm getting some punkas FOMO. Since leaving NZ the prospect of ever being able to afford a house has receded further and further from view. Living in Sydney pretty much dooms that idea.
And I pretty much never go to gigs cause I'm lazy as shit.


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Postby Rizzo » Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:09 am

Haha fuck... I definitely do do that.
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Postby Maleficent » Sat Sep 09, 2017 5:48 pm

I am in the process of buying a house. My boy turns 12 next week. He sings Black Sabbath and Type O Negative songs. We watch Dr. Who together. I fucking adore him and our 4 cats. I still wear black. Not beige.
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Re: Butthole Surfer Wins “Yard of the Month” Award in Austin

Postby Dubpunker » Sun Oct 08, 2017 4:04 am

Maybe a new Record nxt Year.

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Postby 9seconds » Sun Oct 08, 2017 6:46 pm

Maleficent wrote:I am in the process of buying a house. My boy turns 12 next week. He sings Black Sabbath and Type O Negative songs. We watch Dr. Who together. I fucking adore him and our 4 cats. I still wear black. Not beige.


excellent, i should come sponge off- i mean visit you for a weekend.

also 12 years, thats crazy
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Re: Butthole Surfer Wins “Yard of the Month” Award in Austin

Postby Green Bastard » Mon Oct 09, 2017 6:23 pm

Feels like we could do away with the "alternative Living" section of the forums and swap it to Kiwi Living.

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Postby the croc » Mon Oct 09, 2017 8:44 pm

Pretty much. Although the whinge about your neighbours started in at least 2008 viewtopic.php?f=8&t=44278&p=858799&hilit=neighbour#p858799
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Postby Red_switch » Tue Oct 10, 2017 10:30 am

the croc wrote:Pretty much. Although the whinge about your neighbours started in at least 2008 viewtopic.php?f=8&t=44278&p=858799&hilit=neighbour#p858799


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Postby mmmm....good crack » Tue Oct 10, 2017 5:37 pm

lol why did he have a hed(pe) tshirt, very odd
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Postby the croc » Tue Oct 10, 2017 7:28 pm

I had to Google what hed (pe) was. All I'm going to say is that it's "very 2000s"

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Postby the croc » Tue Oct 10, 2017 7:36 pm

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Re: Butthole Surfer Wins “Yard of the Month” Award in Austin

Postby Red_switch » Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:37 pm

the croc wrote:I had to Google what hed (pe) was. All I'm going to say is that it's "very 2000s"



This was the sort of shit that people would crap on about at the skatepark in Invercargill in the early-ish 2000's. Listened to them a bit, recall thinking they were better than linkin park but shitter and more pointless than vision of disorder. God damn. Those were (not) the days.

This thread needs to be about the Butthole Surfers again. Getting into them probably saved me from having a hed pe shirt.

Or gardening, how the fuck does that shit work? Buying a house from old people = pain in the ass.
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Postby 9seconds » Wed Oct 11, 2017 4:36 pm

hed(pe) fill the ground between suicidal tendencies and limp bizkit
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Postby dustbinflowers » Tue Nov 07, 2017 8:58 pm

Red_switch wrote:
Or gardening, how the fuck does that shit work? .


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