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First posts worst posts

Postby the croc » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:09 pm

So I've been on here for about 11 years now.

I just went back and read some of my first posts. So earnest and naive. It's like reading an old diary but way worse cause everyone else can see it to. :explainittomelikeimfive:
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Re: First posts worst posts

Postby buckton » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:17 pm

I've seen video footage of 22 year old me, severe introvertedness comes across as severe dumbfuckery, also the internet wasn't as always on in 2004, which led to even more online dumbfuckery I suppose, no one really engaged me though so I guess that's a bonus.
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Re: First posts worst posts

Postby Drax » Mon Mar 13, 2017 11:38 pm

I've done this several times, mostly checking out old accounts. Cringeworthy shit, for sure. But then again, my posts from two years ago are pretty bad too.

Just a loser in general I guess.

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Re: First posts worst posts

Postby 9seconds » Tue Mar 14, 2017 1:56 pm

I've done this several times, mostly checking out old accounts. Cringeworthy shit, for sure. But then again, my posts from two years ago are pretty bad too.

Just a loser in general I guess.
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Re: First posts worst posts

Postby Dead Kid » Tue Mar 14, 2017 7:11 pm

Despite signing up in 2005, I'd only made about 22 posts by 2008. Figured it was better to stay quiet than to speak my goofy mind and get ridiculed. One of my early dumb ones was calling Kerretta "psychedelic rock of sorts" because I'd never even heard the term post-rock.

2008 was a good year for growing my punkas pants though, eg. saw Ois II Men play Cathedral Square.
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Postby General Mutante » Wed Mar 15, 2017 1:50 am

Everything I have ever said has been testament to my towering genius.
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Re: First posts worst posts

Postby PertHJ » Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:56 am

Drax wrote:I've done this several times, mostly checking out old accounts. Cringeworthy shit, for sure. But then again, my posts from two years ago are pretty bad too.

Just a loser in general I guess.


Yeah pretty much this

Also, every post on the old board, regardless of the poster, was meaningless drivel
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Re: First posts worst posts

Postby 9seconds » Wed Mar 15, 2017 11:33 am

haha, that fucking board, i couldnt believe you guys all knew each other, it was such mayhem, i dont know how anyone made heads or tails of it.

but yeh, the worst thing about spazzing out and keyboard mashing the password to old accounts is when i come across something so fucking cringeworthy i feel i must set it on fire, and i cant do a damn thing about it.

did it to myself.

but then we all suffer really
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Re: First posts worst posts

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:43 pm

Some of the shit I've read of yours over the years has been fuckin outrageous actually.

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Re: First posts worst posts

Postby TimShadbolt » Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:48 pm

My first posts were trolling in the 'What's Valve like these days?' thread as my intense hatred for Tamara brought me out of lurking. Following that I spent a lot of the following year in the Blacklight thread. All those photoshops. Holy shit.

Time well spent imho.

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Re: First posts worst posts

Postby 9seconds » Wed Mar 15, 2017 2:00 pm

Dixon Cider A.C. wrote:Some of the shit I've read of yours over the years has been fuckin outrageous actually.


im apparently a volatile human being, i feel like if im ever on trail, whether by court or media, this website will be my undoing
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Re: First posts worst posts

Postby PertHJ » Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:01 pm

You do love to take offence/call people names after you've not explained your view point clearly at all, and they're unfortunate enough to question you/try understand where the fuck you're coming from
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Re: First posts worst posts

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:47 pm

Not for ages though (perhaps because there are about 7 of us here now)

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Re: First posts worst posts

Postby General Mutante » Thu Mar 16, 2017 4:02 am

I can see where he's coming from. Personally I do that on purpose out of a combination of boredom, laziness and sheer misanthropy.
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Re: First posts worst posts

Postby 9seconds » Thu Mar 16, 2017 11:26 am

I wouldn't say I love it.
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Postby 9seconds » Thu Mar 16, 2017 11:05 pm

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Re: First posts worst posts

Postby dustbinflowers » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:14 pm

I just read through a whole lot of early posts. I think I'm still the twat I have always been. Maybe grumpier now.
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Re: First posts worst posts

Postby Drax » Sat Mar 18, 2017 1:28 pm

9seconds wrote:Image

Sorry, I thought you wrote "I wouldn't say I don't love it."

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Re: First posts worst posts

Postby 9seconds » Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:14 am

Its more of an irrational compulsion, like how Dustin Hoffman has to count toothpicks if somebody spills them.

I'm basically the rain man of irrational internet rage
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