THIS GOD OF IMPOSSIBILITIES WILL BE YOUR GOD TODAY!

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THIS GOD OF IMPOSSIBILITIES WILL BE YOUR GOD TODAY!

Postby 9seconds » Wed Nov 23, 2016 10:25 pm

A young man working in the army was constantly humiliated because he believed in God. One day the Captain decided to humiliate him before the troops. He called the young man and said:- Young man, take the key and go park the Jeep in front. The young man replied:- I cannot drive!The captain said:- But then ask for assistance from your God! Show us that He Exists! The young man took the key and walked to the vehicle, praying the whole time....As a result he parked the Jeep to the place PERFECTLY well as the captain wanted. The young man came out of the jeep and saw them all crying. They all said together:- We want to serve your God !The young soldier was astonished, he wanted to know what was going on? CAPTAIN was crying, and he opened the hood of the jeep showing the young man that the car had no engine.Then the boy said: See? This is the God I serve, the God who gives life to what does not exist. You may think there are things that are still impossible.THIS GOD OF IMPOSSIBILITIES WILL BE YOUR GOD TODAY!


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Re: THIS GOD OF IMPOSSIBILITIES WILL BE YOUR GOD TODAY!

Postby Max » Wed Nov 23, 2016 10:50 pm

And that soldier... was Albert Einstein!

(ok I stole that)

This is somewhat relevant:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... %27s%20Law

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Re: THIS GOD OF IMPOSSIBILITIES WILL BE YOUR GOD TODAY!

Postby Dead Kid » Thu Nov 24, 2016 1:16 am

Lots of fun to be had trolling people with a rear-engined Kübelwagen, a couple of onions and a knife.
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Re: THIS GOD OF IMPOSSIBILITIES WILL BE YOUR GOD TODAY!

Postby aerozol » Thu Nov 24, 2016 9:10 am

Dead Kid wrote:Lots of fun to be had trolling people with a rear-engined Kübelwagen, a couple of onions and a knife.

:lol:

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Re: THIS GOD OF IMPOSSIBILITIES WILL BE YOUR GOD TODAY!

Postby 9seconds » Thu Nov 24, 2016 9:54 am

this is 100% true, how do i know?



i was the motor from that jeep
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Re: THIS GOD OF IMPOSSIBILITIES WILL BE YOUR GOD TODAY!

Postby The Ost » Thu Nov 24, 2016 2:10 pm

If they'd used a Schwimmwagen they could've done the walk on water gimmick too.
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Re: THIS GOD OF IMPOSSIBILITIES WILL BE YOUR GOD TODAY!

Postby Max » Thu Nov 24, 2016 3:17 pm

Jaclyn Glenn at youtube is prone to believing "Poe's Law" type stories.



She's also a chronic plagiarist.... maybe she's lifted her game in the last year or so, I don't know.

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Re: THIS GOD OF IMPOSSIBILITIES WILL BE YOUR GOD TODAY!

Postby 9seconds » Fri Nov 25, 2016 6:51 am

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