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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions/Shamings

Postby hiv-positive » Sun Sep 25, 2016 9:53 am

Subcide wrote:
hiv-positive wrote:
Subcide wrote:I think you cunts have missed my point. It's supposed to be a continuation of the funny as fuck shit that was being posted toward then end of this page: viewtopic.php?f=16&t=62769&start=180


You're a middle aged father deliberately trying to agitate for attention like an adolescent. That's really the only mildly funny thing in this stupid thread of yours.


Get Fucked


Fuck you, drama queen.

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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions/Shamings

Postby Subcide » Sun Sep 25, 2016 1:12 pm

hiv-positive wrote:
Subcide wrote:
hiv-positive wrote:
You're a middle aged father deliberately trying to agitate for attention like an adolescent. That's really the only mildly funny thing in this stupid thread of yours.


Get Fucked


Fuck you, drama queen.


No. Bitch!
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby 9seconds » Sun Sep 25, 2016 8:30 pm

this is sad
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby Subcide » Sun Sep 25, 2016 8:45 pm

9seconds wrote:this is sad


It is.


Confess something.
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby Red_switch » Mon Sep 26, 2016 9:02 am

Ended up somehow at the same "party" as Aja Rock on Saturday night. That's an embarrassing confession.
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby 9seconds » Mon Sep 26, 2016 11:38 am

once i came on punkas drunk and shared information that i later regretted, thats my confession.
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby Dead Kid » Mon Sep 26, 2016 1:24 pm

I was that guy who singlehandedly ruined the music scene circa 2011. Accidentally knocked a fresh roll of dunny paper into the toilet at Wine Cellar and things have never been the same since.
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby Subcide » Mon Sep 26, 2016 2:55 pm

Dead Kid wrote:I was that guy who singlehandedly ruined the music scene circa 2011. Accidentally knocked a fresh roll of dunny paper into the toilet at Wine Cellar and things have never been the same since.



So you're responsible for the endless stink?
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby Dead Kid » Mon Sep 26, 2016 4:08 pm

No, that would be you Oso-pants
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby Subcide » Mon Sep 26, 2016 6:15 pm

I have always been too scared to have a shit in whammy bar. I have definitely considered it though, but decided to suck it back in for later.

I generally regret nothing in life, so there isn't really much to confess.


There was that time I shot my load into my ex fiance's facial moisturiser a couple of times. It was at the end of a particularly bad break up and I need to do something to get back at her without her really knowing. As she was a bit psycho and would just create more shit for me. So I did that and waited for about 6 month before I slowly started telling our mutual friends. Those were probably two of the best and most satisfying wanks I've had to this day. Everytime I confess that story it feels like an extension of them. In closing, dear punkas reader, I'd like to thank you in participating in my wanks from 2001 :calav:
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Mon Sep 26, 2016 8:54 pm

Fuck you're a gross cunt

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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby PertHJ » Tue Sep 27, 2016 12:12 am

Dixon Cider A.C. wrote:Fuck you're a gross cunt


Yeah that's fucked, the fact that it's actually just something he wishes he had done some how makes it worse too
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby crain » Tue Sep 27, 2016 12:45 am

fascinating.
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby Subcide » Tue Sep 27, 2016 10:35 am

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Dixon Cider A.C. wrote:Fuck you're a gross cunt


Yeah that's fucked, the fact that it's actually just something he wishes he had done some how makes it worse too


What do you mean by "wishes he had done"?
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby Dead Kid » Tue Sep 27, 2016 11:49 am

The best part is that it's a sober confession in a thread about drunk confessions. Haha!
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby Drax » Tue Sep 27, 2016 12:35 pm

Subcide wrote:I generally regret nothing in life
Explains a lot.

Congratulations on your sex offence story.

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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby xCaptainx » Tue Sep 27, 2016 1:13 pm

What on earth is going on.

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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Tue Sep 27, 2016 3:34 pm

Spiteful Ejaculator

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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby Dead Kid » Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:14 pm

Real Househusbands of PunkAs
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby Subcide » Tue Sep 27, 2016 6:21 pm

Dixon Cider A.C. wrote:Spiteful Ejaculator


:wink:
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby PertHJ » Tue Sep 27, 2016 6:30 pm

crain wrote:fascinating.


Welcome back

Dead Kid wrote:Real Househusbands of PunkAs


:lol: literally
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby dave-brown » Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:28 am

Dead Kid wrote:
9seconds wrote:torn limb from limb

How did his limbs get attached to his other limbs in the first place? What a larch.

Hahahhah.
Oh my. If only you all knew what laughter I indulged in upon reading this comment. You'd probably say " Oh my, how amused that fellow appears to be".

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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby Drax » Wed Sep 28, 2016 11:42 am

Subcide, give us another confession.

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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:41 pm

Don't encourage him

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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby Subcide » Wed Sep 28, 2016 4:11 pm

Drax wrote:Subcide, give us another confession.


My confession mine doesn't go down any deeper. ...not unless there's something I've mentally blocked out.

Your turn.
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Wed Sep 28, 2016 5:24 pm

Please stop posting

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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby Subcide » Wed Sep 28, 2016 6:52 pm

Dixon Cider A.C. wrote:Please stop posting


Get fucked
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby 9seconds » Thu Sep 29, 2016 11:22 am

because this whole thread is gross.



anyway bruce, why are you so generally stink?
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby General Mutante » Thu Sep 29, 2016 3:02 pm

Because he has likely never known the touch of a woman.
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby Drax » Thu Sep 29, 2016 8:25 pm

Subcide wrote:
Drax wrote:Subcide, give us another confession.


My confession mine doesn't go down any deeper. ...not unless there's something I've mentally blocked out.

Your turn.

Once I got drunk and listened to your band.

My ears had a hangover the next day.


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