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Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby Subcide » Fri Sep 16, 2016 2:18 pm

It started elsewhere, but was so funny it deserved it's own thread.

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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions/Shamings

Postby hiv-positive » Fri Sep 16, 2016 2:56 pm

Aren't you like 50 years old - why are you acting like a 4th form girl the day after a particularly drama filled party?

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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions/Shamings

Postby PertHJ » Fri Sep 16, 2016 5:23 pm

Yeah, not cool
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Postby mmmm....good crack » Fri Sep 16, 2016 6:04 pm

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Postby 9seconds » Fri Sep 16, 2016 7:24 pm

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Postby Subcide » Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:32 am

I think you cunts have missed my point. It's supposed to be a continuation of the funny as fuck shit that was being posted toward then end of this page: viewtopic.php?f=16&t=62769&start=180
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions/Shamings

Postby Dead Kid » Tue Sep 20, 2016 11:39 am

Feel free to kick things off with a tale of a boozy bowel bungle.
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Postby Subcide » Tue Sep 20, 2016 2:45 pm

Dead Kid wrote:Feel free to kick things off with a tale of a boozy bowel bungle.



Where do I start?
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Postby Dead Kid » Tue Sep 20, 2016 2:56 pm

Depends on whether you're writing a linear narrative. You could start with your pants soiled and have your anus suck them clean for all I care.
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions/Shamings

Postby hiv-positive » Tue Sep 20, 2016 3:39 pm

Subcide wrote:I think you cunts have missed my point. It's supposed to be a continuation of the funny as fuck shit that was being posted toward then end of this page: viewtopic.php?f=16&t=62769&start=180


You're a middle aged father deliberately trying to agitate for attention like an adolescent. That's really the only mildly funny thing in this stupid thread of yours.

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Postby Subcide » Tue Sep 20, 2016 3:39 pm

Dead Kid wrote:Depends on whether you're writing a linear narrative. You could start with your pants soiled and have your anus suck them clean for all I care.


But that hasn't happened

I have woken up many times after a night on the piss with a sense of regret, but no idea what I was regretting though.
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions/Shamings

Postby PertHJ » Tue Sep 20, 2016 6:36 pm

Dude we were all there, just because you were too ducking drunk to remember doesn't mean it didn't happen. It was after you'd tried to pash some girl and you were sitting on the side of the stage blubbering about how no one understands you, and I guess you thought it would just be a small fart no one would hear amongst the noise of the bar (we've all done it), but follow through was not your friend that night.
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Postby Subcide » Tue Sep 20, 2016 7:16 pm

PertHJ wrote:Dude we were all there, just because you were too ducking drunk to remember doesn't mean it didn't happen. It was after you'd tried to pash some girl and you were sitting on the side of the stage blubbering about how no one understands you, and I guess you thought it would just be a small fart no one would hear amongst the noise of the bar (we've all done it), but follow through was not your friend that night.


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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby 9seconds » Wed Sep 21, 2016 1:17 pm

wow. those are some of the biggest douchebags ive had the displeasure of encountering in a long time, explains a lot about you that you look up to fuckwads like that bruce
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby Red_switch » Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:32 pm

Yeah, jesus, what the fuck is that shit?
I think it's lint.

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Postby General Mutante » Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:31 pm

Eat my arsehole fuckboy.
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Postby PertHJ » Wed Sep 21, 2016 5:23 pm

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Postby General Mutante » Wed Sep 21, 2016 11:22 pm

I just wanted to call someone a fuckboy and tell them to eat my arsehole. It's the little things that make life worth it.
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby 9seconds » Thu Sep 22, 2016 1:20 pm

i dunno, we kinda need one troll, especially one as idiotic as bruce, it gives us something to focus on, united in disdain sorta thing.
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby PertHJ » Thu Sep 22, 2016 5:51 pm

United disdain does invigorate Punkas, but I think it works better if they try and engage - like Danny boy and his pyramid scheme or Archie and his wacko yank logic
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby 9seconds » Thu Sep 22, 2016 6:55 pm

heres the link he posted by the way, if you want to feel enraged/disgusted by some of the rapiest fuckboys im saddened to see exist so openly.

http://www.fitmisc.net/forum/showthread ... ger-levels
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Postby Subcide » Thu Sep 22, 2016 10:07 pm

PertHJ wrote:United disdain does invigorate Punkas, but I think it works better if they try and engage - like Danny boy and his pyramid scheme or Archie and his wacko yank logic


You must have some fucked up shit you've done drunk to confess?
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby PertHJ » Thu Sep 22, 2016 10:41 pm

I once attempted to bottle Neville Staple, it was a racial thing.
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby 9seconds » Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:51 am

the whole show stopped, as Neville tried to find the culprit, i held Pert back, he was in a fascist rage, but if the crowd had known who had done it, he would have been torn limb from limb
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Postby Dead Kid » Fri Sep 23, 2016 10:57 am

9seconds wrote:torn limb from limb

How did his limbs get attached to his other limbs in the first place? What a larch.
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Postby 9seconds » Fri Sep 23, 2016 12:12 pm

hes a weird looking guy
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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions

Postby cracker jack » Fri Sep 23, 2016 3:01 pm

What the fuck has happened to this page hahahaha
Lozer› u ppl do porn lol

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Postby Dead Kid » Sat Sep 24, 2016 5:31 pm

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Re: Punkas Drunk Confessions/Shamings

Postby Subcide » Sun Sep 25, 2016 3:47 am

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Subcide wrote:I think you cunts have missed my point. It's supposed to be a continuation of the funny as fuck shit that was being posted toward then end of this page: viewtopic.php?f=16&t=62769&start=180


You're a middle aged father deliberately trying to agitate for attention like an adolescent. That's really the only mildly funny thing in this stupid thread of yours.


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Postby PertHJ » Sun Sep 25, 2016 6:52 am

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