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Favourite quotes thread

Postby Max » Tue May 27, 2014 11:58 pm

OK, I'll start.

"Why don't you piss off, you horrible little man?"

Beryl Formby (wife of George "When I'm Cleaning Windows" Formby) to D. F. Malan, one of the architects of apartheid, who threatened to get them deported for embracing a black girl during a show.

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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby General Mutante » Wed May 28, 2014 2:23 am

Awesome. My grandparents on both sides of the family were fans of his and that makes it cool.

"Thou shalt not be so much of a shit you don't know you are one" - William S Burroughs.
Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Violent period sex is a pretty good indicator that you're into someone, I think

FC wrote:I like that the swearing is removed. That's gangsta.

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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby . » Wed May 28, 2014 10:22 am

"fuk of" - punkas roman numerals guy
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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby . » Wed May 28, 2014 10:23 am

"don't tell me to fuck off, i'll fuck off on my own" - van, outrageous fortune
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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby Dead Kid » Wed May 28, 2014 10:54 am

"Then out come the kids, and what are they but human-shaped jars you fill with your anxieties?" - Kris Straub
General Mutante wrote:"So you think you're floating in mint sauce son"
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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Wed May 28, 2014 2:41 pm

'Most men live lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with their song still in them'.

'You must live in the present, launch yourself on every wave, find your eternity in each moment.
Fools stand on their island of opportunities and look toward another land. There is no other land; there is no other life'.

Henry David Thoreau
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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby akaxo » Wed May 28, 2014 7:20 pm

"god be a useless cunt"
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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby sticky » Thu May 29, 2014 1:45 am

"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby yossarian » Thu May 29, 2014 8:40 am

"Fuck this forum, everyone on it is (x) you all just jerk off to (x), I'm never posting here again" - 37% of punkas users who can't handle the gay shark tank.

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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby yossarian » Thu May 29, 2014 8:42 am

"you're still a faggot, and that's not cause you listen to bad indie, but because you are a shit cunt who thinks they're better than other people because you listen to jangle guitars and male vocalists that are forever going through puberty..

have fun conquering the internet with your witty remarks you fucking deadshit". - The vegan from antagonist. Veges are cool, homosexuals are not apparently.

Followed up with "You're fucking dead, you deadshit" - The Insurance salesman +christian/satanist from antagonist

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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby Dead Kid » Thu May 29, 2014 10:59 am

"Some of your quotes are fucked, weirdos." - Dead Kid
General Mutante wrote:"So you think you're floating in mint sauce son"
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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby spazgrinder » Thu May 29, 2014 3:32 pm

"If you love god, Burn a church" - Jello Biafra
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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby UNIT » Thu May 29, 2014 4:53 pm

stenchcore666 wrote:Image


Haha, close the thread. It's over.

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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby Max » Thu May 29, 2014 11:41 pm

"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently." -Friedrich Nietzsche

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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby mouseball » Fri May 30, 2014 12:31 am

"grinding your teeth in silent impotence to sink into luxurious inertia, brooding on the fact that there is no one even for you to feel vindictive against, that you have not, and perhaps never will have, an object for your spite, that it is a sleight of hand, a bit of juggling, a card-sharper's trick, that it is simply a mess, no knowing what and no knowing who, but in spite of all these uncertainties and jugglings, still there is an ache in you, and the more you do not know, the worse the ache." - Dostoevsky

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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby Agnes » Fri May 30, 2014 9:41 am

"Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder" -Oscar Wilde

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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby Dead Kid » Fri May 30, 2014 10:46 am

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General Mutante wrote:"So you think you're floating in mint sauce son"
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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby Doombringer » Fri May 30, 2014 10:58 am

"I am the liquor" - Jim Lahey

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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby . » Fri May 30, 2014 1:52 pm

yossarian wrote:"You're fucking dead, you deadshit" - The Insurance salesman +christian/satanist from antagonist


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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby Dead Kid » Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:35 pm

"Here's my theory of punctuation. Instead of a period at the end of each sentence, there should be a tiny clock that shows you how long it took you to write that sentence." - Laurie Anderson
General Mutante wrote:"So you think you're floating in mint sauce son"
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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby Hipster_Faggot » Sat Jun 21, 2014 10:35 pm

"Every society has the criminals it deserves" - Emma Goldman.
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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby Dead Kid » Sat Jul 05, 2014 2:06 pm

"My dad used to brush my hair when I was a kid to the point where I would start crying" - Robert Pattinson
General Mutante wrote:"So you think you're floating in mint sauce son"
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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby General Mutante » Sun Jul 06, 2014 5:00 pm

Fapped to that.
Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Violent period sex is a pretty good indicator that you're into someone, I think

FC wrote:I like that the swearing is removed. That's gangsta.

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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby nazi scum » Mon Jul 07, 2014 9:47 am

"Fapped to that" -General Mutante
i say all islamic people are welcome, just leave your fuckin shitty religion at the door.

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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby Drax » Wed Jul 09, 2014 11:07 pm

fuck up bitch, your a fucking small dick boy and im the 12" inch cock master, il fuck you sideways you little faggot.

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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby General Mutante » Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:24 am

That's what she said.
Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Violent period sex is a pretty good indicator that you're into someone, I think

FC wrote:I like that the swearing is removed. That's gangsta.

http://carnival01.bandcamp.com/

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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby Dead Kid » Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:32 pm

"Mummy, is Pluto a planet?" - kid I overheard at Brisbane airport, 2009
General Mutante wrote:"So you think you're floating in mint sauce son"
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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby Max » Tue Sep 16, 2014 2:03 am

"You're not going to burn in hell. But be nice anyway." - Ricky Gervais


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