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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby dave-brown » Mon Sep 02, 2019 12:13 am

The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby dave-brown » Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:09 pm

Sleek vigilant puma, principal of the mountains!

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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby Max » Mon Jan 20, 2020 12:51 pm

"Tell the Prime Minister to go and get fucked from Nelligen!"

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Re: Favourite quotes thread

Postby Max » Sun Jan 26, 2020 1:55 pm

"Why not both cum out of a window?".
Possibly apocryphal quote from an 80s British anti-AIDS handout, quoted by Ricky Gervais.


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