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Monkey thread

Postby Drax » Fri Nov 15, 2013 9:18 pm

I reckon monkeys deserve their own thread. Yes, I mean apes too.


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Re: Monkey thread

Postby mmmm....good crack » Fri Nov 15, 2013 9:25 pm

Hilarious motherfuckers. Good thread.
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Re: Monkey thread

Postby D-ARC » Fri Nov 15, 2013 9:55 pm

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Re: Monkey thread

Postby Dead Kid » Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:48 pm

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Re: Monkey thread

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Re: Monkey thread

Postby daggers » Wed Jan 08, 2014 9:58 am

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Re: Monkey thread

Postby Kerry » Fri Jan 10, 2014 5:45 pm

Sir David Attenborough has seen some horrific sights over the course of his 60-year career.

None so terrible, however, than watching monkeys brutally murdered by chimpanzees.

The Octogenarian naturalist, who released his latest film Natural History Museum Alive on New Year's Eve, was answering questions from fans during an hour-long Q&A session on social media site Reddit yesterday.

Asked by one member what he felt his distressing moment was, he said:

"Seeing chimpanzees kill monkeys, they do this to eat them.

"They chase them, set an ambush, catch them, and tear them apart," he added.

But, he went on to add, chimpanzees were also responsible for the most human act he'd witnessed in the wild: Lying.

"Also, when some Colobus monkeys find a very precious piece of food, it calls the alarm call that it would make if a snake were to arrive, and all the other monkeys run away and it gets the food," he continued.


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/ar ... d=11184055
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Re: Monkey thread

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Re: Monkey thread

Postby Dead Kid » Thu Jan 16, 2014 10:44 am

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Re: Monkey thread

Postby Dead Kid » Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:18 pm

^That monkey dresses like a twat, I hate it already. The monkey business is just beginning. Looks like the Daily Mail has a bit of a monkey obsession:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -bear.html

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Re: Monkey thread

Postby Window Licker » Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:26 pm

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also, the idea of a monkey groping my boob really really freaks me out :?
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Re: Monkey thread

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:47 pm

Window Licker wrote:Image

also, the idea of a monkey groping my boob really really freaks me out :?
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I'm glad I'm not the only one. The teeth baring and posturing while he swings in for the grope creeps me out hard :?

Hahaha ha, stupid monkeys.
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Re: Monkey thread

Postby Drax » Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:55 pm

I think the military should have monkey units that can be air-dropped into enemy cities to cause pandemonium and paint the infrastructure fucked.

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Re: Monkey thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:56 pm

Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:
Window Licker wrote:Image

also, the idea of a monkey groping my boob really really freaks me out :?
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I'm glad I'm not the only one. The teeth baring and posturing while he swings in for the grope creeps me out hard :?

Hahaha ha, stupid monkeys.


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Re: Monkey thread

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:59 pm

And I don't think that monkey would respond well to a firm FUCK OFF, you're gona have to fight him, and that's not gona end well.
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Re: Monkey thread

Postby Window Licker » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:37 pm

its like a dog humping your leg but creepier
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Re: Monkey thread

Postby Dead Kid » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:40 pm

Window Licker wrote:also, the idea of a monkey groping my boob really really freaks me out :?

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My nipples are keen.
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Re: Monkey thread

Postby Dead Kid » Tue May 29, 2018 12:02 am

Those are p. ironic considering this:

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Re: Monkey thread

Postby Drax » Wed May 30, 2018 8:37 pm

Holy shit that was great.

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Re: Monkey thread

Postby 9seconds » Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:03 pm

funnier without that aussie cunt, usually i like his 'reviews' but that one was pretty shit
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