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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby Dead Kid » Sat Mar 29, 2014 11:59 am

Oh what the hell, now I'm having prison dreams too. I dreamt I was imprisoned by Pokemon and tortured horribly whenever I couldn't pay them $4/day. Eventually they were content that I was rehabilitated, so they gave me a nice dinner like your grandmother would make and sent me on my way.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sat Mar 29, 2014 5:08 pm

I had a dream just before, one of those ones that makes you realise your brain is actually a gigantic cunt.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby General Mutante » Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:52 pm

Fapped to this.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

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General Mutante wrote:Fapped to this.

pix or it didn't happen

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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby Dead Kid » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:55 pm

I went to bed thinking about prediction and betting websites and dreamt I was the most unlucky person, hated by the universe or something like that. Doors tried to close on me. Things curled away when I tried to put sellotape on them. I didn't want to have a shower because I knew it would just alternate between blasts of boiling and freezing water. I tried to get on a lift because it was only two storeys high and I thought I already knew the worst that could happen. It closed on my shirt and tried to strangle me by pulling it up. I was like a magnet, repelling useful things and attracting painful things. When I woke up I almost expected to see the number 13 tattooed on my neck. Later in the day I looked at a balloon and it popped, a nice reminder of the dream.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:58 pm

haha

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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby Dead Kid » Sat Apr 05, 2014 2:08 pm

I remember a few dreams from today, but the one that stands out was about Allan Simonsen's fatal crash. Not a particularly cool topic for a dream, but most of the details were different. This guy didn't even look like Allan. He had longer shaggy hair and intense facial stubble. The car was barely damaged, but he wasn't wearing a helmet and there was no window net, so his head poked out the window and smacked on the tree. He hobbled away from the crash a bit dazed but started getting sick later. He puked at the lens of a young fan's video camera. Then he seemed to be lying down in a shower next to a steak, after having lost control of his bowels. The dream skipped forward to analysing cars parts arranged on tables.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby Dead Kid » Tue May 13, 2014 8:14 am

I dreamt that the producer of FRIENDS plucked some of Jennifer Aniston's pubes and/or arse hairs and put them in Eric Szmanda's coffee and tea. Obviously when he found some in his coffee it was a good idea to try the tea instead.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby General Mutante » Tue May 13, 2014 8:21 am

I just woke up from dreaming the entire "Eat Da Poo Poo" rant word for word, except instead of a Ugandan pastor it was Papa Smurf.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby dustbinflowers » Fri May 16, 2014 6:54 am

Rolled over in the middle of the night, stretched my arms out under the pillow, and my hand was full of dead wasps and wasp nest, and even worse I could hear live wasps between the bed and the wall. I rocketed out of bed flailing my arms, and it took a good few minutes to slow my heart down.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby Dead Kid » Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:53 pm

An Aussie professor took a saliva sample from me a while ago as part of a study, and I dreamt that now he needed a semen sample. I had a map of eastern Australia which I realised was upside down, and I was looking for a nice isolated meeting spot to tie in with his splooge-collecting tour. Somewhere I could take the plastic cup and quietly go on my desert wankabout
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby akaxo » Mon Aug 04, 2014 7:07 pm

shoulda been a map of tassie you were looking at for a semen sample
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby dustbinflowers » Mon Aug 04, 2014 7:45 pm

Drempt I was surfing. I went to duck under a wave, and there were four humpback whales in it. I dived as deep as I could, and could feel the sand under me. Above me the whale's tails were so close I could feel the water moving, and I wss sure I would get brained by one. I was running out of breath, but they were still above me, and I couldn't get to the surface. Finally I involuntarily breathed in water, and woke up gasping.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby General Mutante » Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:25 pm

I dreamed I was part of some kind of scam involving a competition in a holiday park that involved a mystery object in a sealed box. We were trying to rig it somehow. The park was surrounded by a ruined city that occasionally got hit by pieces of burning wreckage falling out of the sky.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby 9seconds » Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:46 pm

i dreamed a big black mastiff was biting me so i cut the top of his head off(wat.) right thru his brain, but he wouldnt die, just sat around looking confused and upset, and i couldnt stop thinking that his brain must be cold, woke up sobbing and apologising to the poor bastard.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby dustbinflowers » Mon Aug 04, 2014 10:23 pm

I think we're all fucked in the head.
I just know there's going to be be more tonight, I just finished Maurice Gee's Blindsight. Way too much familiarity :/
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby General Mutante » Mon Aug 04, 2014 11:31 pm

The most fucked up dreams I may ever have had in my life were a few months or so ago, when I'd been raiding the ashtray for roaches and deliberately went to sleep listening to an album from some occultists from the extreme nihilistic end of the whole Crowley/Thelemite spectrum, who had gone into an asylum for the criminally insane, miked it up, given the inmates instruments and recorded the resulting chaos. It was fucked, to the point where drifting off to it under the influences of psychoactive compounds counts as one of the more fucked up things I've done to myself in the name of new experiences. I actually woke up bolt upright and screaming at one point. Would not do it again.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby 9seconds » Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:28 am

i just wrote out a long dream and realised it was boring as hell.
key points:
*mean threesomes in spooky old abandoned hotels
*Al (.) doing bad graffiti and stealing my motorbike
*me showing off doing wheelies until til i crashed into some people.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:49 am

Hey fuck, I get hotels *all the time*. As for threesome dreams, there seems to be a run of it. Lol poor brain not getting enough is my professional interpretation of *that* one.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby 9seconds » Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:28 am

well it was somewhat threesomes, it was me and my dream girlfriend(not my ideal 'dream' g/f, but just cos i dont have one, and i was dreaming, it was basically an ex) and her friend, i kept sneaking away to fuck her friend, which she was mostly fine with, as long as i wasnt showing too much preference for the other girl, and/or leaving her out. :?
i dunno what the hell that means.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby dustbinflowers » Tue Aug 05, 2014 6:29 pm

I could do with more dream threesomes.

I looked up whales. Either I was being hit over the head with my spirituality, or being hit over the head by a relationship or project I feel overwhemed by. Along with the drowning in relentless surf, I'm guessing it's just a variation of my usual anxiety dreams. So yeah, more feelsy dreams please brain!
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby 9seconds » Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:03 am

i was having some pretty epic dreams last night but description is futile, tho it went from some kind of situation involving Moroccan Saracens on those funny boats they have on the Nile, slavery, piracy, betrayal epic shit, to some similar themed palace where people became represented by a system of dots on cards... i think its cos i played a board game last night i dunno.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby dustbinflowers » Fri Aug 29, 2014 8:20 am

I dreamed of building giant hot piles of compost.
More sex dreams brain!! Ffs...
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby 9seconds » Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:12 am

i had a dream last night where i was in place of that lady from misery, and a certain pm and one of his top aides were crippled in my power.

oh yes i swung the hammer
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby General Mutante » Fri Oct 31, 2014 1:44 pm

I had a dream that a chick I know was complaining about her feet, so I told her that she had really pretty feet, then I tried her shoes on.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby akaxo » Fri Oct 31, 2014 1:46 pm

on what?
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby 9seconds » Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:08 am

shoe on head
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby Dead Kid » Sat Jan 03, 2015 3:57 pm

Woke up with an appropriately massive boner after dreaming of riding a million dollar plus simulator of some record-breaking rocket-powered drag car. Whopping throttle stick.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby Subcide » Sat Jan 03, 2015 7:09 pm

I dreamed I was having an awesome wank. I woke up and I was
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