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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby dustbinflowers » Sun Jan 07, 2018 10:12 pm

Ha! That's a great dream!
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby General Mutante » Sun Jan 07, 2018 10:22 pm

People eat crickets and shit. Can’t see how it’s that different from eating prawns really.

I’ve had lots of dreams where I suddenly lose control of a bodily function in public lately. Had one the other night where I was down the pub and went to fart but it wasn’t just a bit of a wet one, it was a full on liquid load. Hot and loose enough to seep through denim.

So I’m just stood there having shat myself bleakly aware that there is no escape and I’ve pretty much hit rock bottom as a human. People were staring at me as the poo dribbled down my legs. Then I woke up.

I reckon it’s anxiety but I’m alarmed at how my subconscious seems to be some sort of scat fiend and it makes me feel bad as a person.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby Dead Kid » Mon Jan 08, 2018 5:33 pm

I think a lot of us who are even slightly perturbed at the challenge of finding a suitable public bog in this reality tend to dream of holding it in while navigating absurd restroom labyrinths with half-formed ceramic deformities and walls that'd barely conceal your belly button. By letting the liquid load flow freely, you've outsmarted that plane of existence and won a victory for us all.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby Dead Kid » Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:34 pm

I dreamt I assassinated either my Dad or John Key, or maybe both. So perhaps I was actually young Max having a breakdown. Coming back from a clothes store or something, bullet to the head in a car at close range, but there was hardly any blood.

Later I had a scuba diving dream. Diving to some sort of underwater tent with a wooden box where you collected an exclusive lapel pin just to feel elitist and show you'd been there. I either felt claustrophobic or my cylinder was running out, so I left early without my pin. Instead of a boat, I surfaced to a land rover or land cruiser parked in shallow water. I was inside it and intending to dive again when it started self-driving onto a motorway. Had to take control and drive it standing up because it had ape hanger handlebars instead of a steering wheel. Found somewhere to turn around to drive back so the other divers wouldn't be lost at sea. Drove past some people talking about Santa and realised I was now wearing a Santa costume.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby dustbinflowers » Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:06 pm

I love your dreams.

I haven't remembered one in ages.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby Dead Kid » Wed Jan 31, 2018 12:35 am

They're fuckin' buzzy alright. They get even more vivid when the allergies are acting up. Of course, posting in forums has me well-trained to go over the funny ones in my head and remember them whenever I wake up. Next time I'll try and remember a lame one in the interest of full disclosure. :baton:
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby Subcide » Fri Feb 02, 2018 1:47 pm

When I used to get bad migraine headaches, I'd have dreams which were pretty much like watching the David Lynch movie 'Inland Empire'
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby dustbinflowers » Fri Feb 02, 2018 6:09 pm

I had one that I remembered last night! My sister had cut her hair into a bob ish, dyed it blue and shaved patterns in the sides. Highly unlikely..
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby Dead Kid » Fri Mar 09, 2018 11:27 pm

I had a Punkas dream about getting away from the cops. Somehow got out of a cul-de-sac they were heading for. Then Phil ripped a car battery out of a cop car, cables and all, and chucked it in a van and got away just in time. Then I was driving the van but the pedals were weird and I was fucking up changing gears to gnarly metallic crunching sounds.

Dead Kid wrote:Next time I'll try and remember a lame one in the interest of full disclosure.

Not long after posting this I had 2 really lame ones and remembered them accordingly. One was about riding a motorbike to a petrol station to fill up. Bit weird as I've never steered a motorbike except in video games where you get to skip such tedium. I was shown that you could fill up more effectively if the bike was shrunk down to a tiny size and you placed it in a metal bucket. That was about the whole of it.

The other lame one was about grocery shopping (I must be on some sort of monthly cycle as I had another one of those today). For some reason I had to swap trolleys and leave a packet of chips behind. I did at least take my eftpos card which had increased to 600% size, seemingly to remind me that in real life my old card had expired and was lying around waiting to be chopped up. Then I was just searching aisles for the deodorant I buy and trying not to run kids over with the trolley while the supermarket morphed into a department store. Meanwhile, today's dream was about popping out from a gig or something to buy a few snacks. I filled a small bag with seeds or small nuts or something and then had to wait what felt like over half an hour to be served. I was then told that the seeds were bird food not fit for consumption despite being kept among the nuts, so took them back and found an appropriate waste drawer to dump them in...
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby 9seconds » Sat Mar 10, 2018 1:59 pm

Dead Kid wrote:Then Phil ripped a car battery out of a cop car, cables and all, and chucked it in a van and got away just in time.


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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby Dead Kid » Thu May 03, 2018 12:15 am

I slacked off a bit. Here's the most memorable recent ones...

- YetAnotherBloodyGroceryShoppingDream morphed into a cross country race over rocky terrain with numbers on singlets and everything. A late burst got me 3rd place I think. Out in the middle of nowhere things turned into a horror movie. In the distance there was a massive foggy column glowing blue with faces in it. Drawing evil from the spirit world in the sky to infect children, obviously. In a cottage 2 kids were sitting at a table while their father acted frustrated at them and went into the kitchen. There was a sense of dread as if the time of adults was over and some Children of the Corn-level shit was about to go down.

- Party of a small group of family/friends at a holiday house by a lake. My sister arrived by speedboat and had apparently ditched her husband for another man. I was stirring a small amount of some curry thing in a large pot, but it looked crap so I left it cooking unattended. My sister left again via the boat. Then an uncle and 2 unidentified family friends were flying home on Jetstar. As their plane took off, it jerked left and its ascent got steeper and steeper until it just somersaulted backwards out of the sky and nose-first into the tarmac. 3/4 of the plane was crushed into a twisted wreck, with the rear sticking out relatively unscathed and the people in that section alive but shaken up with seats loose etc. I knew my uncle was a goner because he wouldn't sit back there with the plebs.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby 9seconds » Fri May 04, 2018 6:22 pm

last night i dreamed i was accosted by a group of thugs for wearing a red bandana
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