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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby dustbinflowers » Sun Jan 07, 2018 10:12 pm

Ha! That's a great dream!
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby General Mutante » Sun Jan 07, 2018 10:22 pm

People eat crickets and shit. Can’t see how it’s that different from eating prawns really.

I’ve had lots of dreams where I suddenly lose control of a bodily function in public lately. Had one the other night where I was down the pub and went to fart but it wasn’t just a bit of a wet one, it was a full on liquid load. Hot and loose enough to seep through denim.

So I’m just stood there having shat myself bleakly aware that there is no escape and I’ve pretty much hit rock bottom as a human. People were staring at me as the poo dribbled down my legs. Then I woke up.

I reckon it’s anxiety but I’m alarmed at how my subconscious seems to be some sort of scat fiend and it makes me feel bad as a person.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby Dead Kid » Mon Jan 08, 2018 5:33 pm

I think a lot of us who are even slightly perturbed at the challenge of finding a suitable public bog in this reality tend to dream of holding it in while navigating absurd restroom labyrinths with half-formed ceramic deformities and walls that'd barely conceal your belly button. By letting the liquid load flow freely, you've outsmarted that plane of existence and won a victory for us all.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby Dead Kid » Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:34 pm

I dreamt I assassinated either my Dad or John Key, or maybe both. So perhaps I was actually young Max having a breakdown. Coming back from a clothes store or something, bullet to the head in a car at close range, but there was hardly any blood.

Later I had a scuba diving dream. Diving to some sort of underwater tent with a wooden box where you collected an exclusive lapel pin just to feel elitist and show you'd been there. I either felt claustrophobic or my cylinder was running out, so I left early without my pin. Instead of a boat, I surfaced to a land rover or land cruiser parked in shallow water. I was inside it and intending to dive again when it started self-driving onto a motorway. Had to take control and drive it standing up because it had ape hanger handlebars instead of a steering wheel. Found somewhere to turn around to drive back so the other divers wouldn't be lost at sea. Drove past some people talking about Santa and realised I was now wearing a Santa costume.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby dustbinflowers » Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:06 pm

I love your dreams.

I haven't remembered one in ages.
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby Dead Kid » Wed Jan 31, 2018 12:35 am

They're fuckin' buzzy alright. They get even more vivid when the allergies are acting up. Of course, posting in forums has me well-trained to go over the funny ones in my head and remember them whenever I wake up. Next time I'll try and remember a lame one in the interest of full disclosure. :baton:
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby Subcide » Fri Feb 02, 2018 1:47 pm

When I used to get bad migraine headaches, I'd have dreams which were pretty much like watching the David Lynch movie 'Inland Empire'
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Re: punkas dream journal.

Postby dustbinflowers » Fri Feb 02, 2018 6:09 pm

I had one that I remembered last night! My sister had cut her hair into a bob ish, dyed it blue and shaved patterns in the sides. Highly unlikely..
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