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Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Philfy Vermin » Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:45 pm

chuck your stats up in here, preferably with a photo, and if somebody wants to do something squishy and gross with you they can send you a private message, or more entertainingly, a public one.

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i hate long walks on the beach, cos i burn easily and its really hard to walk on sand, so tiring after even a short distance, its ok down by the waters edge, but then the waves come in and you get the cuffs of your jeans sandy and wet and its all gross. fuck the beach.
im not really into holding hands, they get all sweaty and its just weird anyway.
dunno about cuddling on the couch and watching dumb movies, maybe if its a good movie, id rather just cuddle nakey in bed, can watch movies in there too if we must, more into downloaded TV series' anyway, i hate network television, even sky sux.
i dont like kids generally, they arent allowed to drink or smoke weed so i dunno, maybe i could play FPS games against them? buh.

well that really doesnt tell you anything about me, which is how most dating profiles work, if this wee social experiment works anything like NZD il expect a shitload of gay dudes to message me.

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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Window Licker » Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:02 pm

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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby dustbinflowers » Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:41 pm

It's true, you complained about the sand burning your feet when we went to Raglan that time
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Philfy Vermin » Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:34 pm

the sand was hot!
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby akaxo » Fri Apr 12, 2013 7:48 pm

thought this was punkas not juggaloas :?
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby General Mutante » Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:27 pm

About me:

I like long walks on the beach wearing wrap around sunglasses so nobody can tell I'm perving at them. Seriously, that's the best way to get a free look. Bono must have a great time at the beach. No wonder he's such a smug cunt. I'm also an enthusiast of quality highbrow cinema such as Street Trash, Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, Hard Rock Zombies, Motel Hell, Among Wolves, Miami Connection and anything made by Troma auteur Lloyd Kaufman and most of John Water's masterpieces. I'm a sensitive kind of guy who enjoys sculpting my facial hair, indulging in angry drunken left wing polemics and farting under the blankets. If you're not too fussy, partially deaf, have no sense of smell or are inexplicably attracted to the biker from the Village People, please drop me a line.

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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby FC » Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:30 pm

I don't live in your country anymore, but that doesn't mean you can't have a fiddle while thinking about me.

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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:34 pm

Me, turnoffs: Bono, fuck I hate him.

I'm only here for friends dating, because fuck shaving my legs/washing my hair. My legs and hair are quite long. I'm crap at jokes in the evenings, cuz downtown.

Also, my kid would take youse all at spacies and hassles.
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Lamb » Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:37 pm

Too lazee to copy paste from liz thread!


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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby akaxo » Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:39 pm

fuck andy almost just turned me with that photo
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby General Mutante » Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:40 pm

Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:I'm only here for friends dating


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Same pretty much. I'm moving to Terra Australis in early May so not looking. Any excuse to post pics of myself in my undies though.
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby FC » Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:51 pm

I forgot all about this saucy pic I took for a german sailorette one night too

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God I'm handsome. Makes me want to go have a fiddle while thinking about my myself.
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:54 pm

Youse Guys should be locked up, so much raw male sexual energy in one thread can't be safe.
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby FC » Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:55 pm

I think we should probably just date each other, clearly we are the two best looking people here.
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Lamb » Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:57 pm

99.9% of our Skypes may involve you with no pants on Aidan... But that is my new fave image!

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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby FC » Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:58 pm

Gotta give the audience what it wants.
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby General Mutante » Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:00 pm

It's sexy as. I'm seeing Aidan in a whole new light.

By the way Akaxo, one of my work colleagues came up to me on my dinner break the other night and said she had spoken to a man in Christchurch who had instructed her to "kick my arse" and I have reason to believe it was a certain chicken fancier.
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:00 pm

I am fiercely anti-pants, also.
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Lamb » Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:02 pm

I barely/don't fit any of my pants anymore.
Oh wait were we trying to be sexy?
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Philfy Vermin » Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:05 pm

im more of a chubby chasee
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby FC » Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:11 pm

I like boobs, and whatever accompanies said boobs.
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:12 pm

C'est moi avec tank:

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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby FC » Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:14 pm

That's an impressive shaft you have there.
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:15 pm

Actually, it *is* a gun in ma pocket...
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby nicola_yeah » Mon Apr 15, 2013 1:59 pm

Please more people do this!

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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Lamb » Mon Apr 15, 2013 2:50 pm

Wheres yours nicola???

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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Philfy Vermin » Mon Apr 15, 2013 2:52 pm

akaxo wrote:thought this was punkas not juggaloas :?


it was a halloween party, and when i went to town afterwards, lost of people were insulted for some reason, which was of course hilarious for me.
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Philfy Vermin » Mon Apr 15, 2013 2:54 pm

also about kids, i had a dream last night that i had a kid, and i was all fuckin actually enjoying hanging out with this 1 and a half foot drooling retard, "wheres your socks? oh here they are, lets put them on ya feet then should we?'

what the fuck.
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Mon Apr 15, 2013 3:29 pm

Awww, yer biological clock is ticking...

Gross man, take the batteries out of that thing, kids are yuck, total little fagets.
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Philfy Vermin » Mon Apr 15, 2013 3:37 pm

KICK THE BABY
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