Punkas Dating Thread.

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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Max » Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:42 pm

Fancy a shag then?
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Whitey » Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:33 pm

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Thems fightin' words, time for a spunk off! Your turn Bruce, winner gets all the leprechauns gold.

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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby buckton » Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:45 pm

nope
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby kitten_slayer » Thu Nov 21, 2013 9:44 am

Nothing here
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Fri Nov 22, 2013 9:36 am

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I'm a fucking firebrand, man. Yeah, I'd be aggressively silent at you in the RL and all (I don't 'date' or get squired about town, I 'hang out'. Badly. Haha :? )

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I duno, guys seem to like that? And for the record, I have no probs with washing, and make a meeeeeean sandwich, so long as you're gona mow my lawn, fuck, in my worst cynicism I think *that's* all men are good for, lawns and firewood.
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Mandy Pants » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:58 am

Fkn hell this is a funny thread...anyone seriously looking to meet?

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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Lurch » Mon Jan 06, 2014 9:42 am

Mandy Pants wrote:Fkn hell this is a funny thread...anyone seriously looking to meet?


Yup. A/S/L? LOL.
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby buckton » Mon Jan 06, 2014 2:26 pm

I'm in Perth, that might be a deal breaker.
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:44 pm

Howz the dating going loserz? I got a kiss on New Years, followed quickly by le me, running away screaming EWWWW LIPSIES *puke* *gross* *such boy germs* etc.

I also had a lovely chat last night with a lady who has not had the sexings in SEVEN YEARS. Made my six months seem a bit weak, eh!

ALSO (part the third), what was with all the dick pix in 2013? I've seen so much penis lately, it's getting out of hand. Or maybe *in* hand? Maybe, yeah, hows about *no* :?


Haha, No Scrubs just came on, stupid scrubs >:(
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Marrow » Mon Jan 06, 2014 6:54 pm

because snapchat, thats why.
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Hipster_Faggot » Mon Jan 06, 2014 6:58 pm

14/f/pram
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby kitten_slayer » Wed Jan 08, 2014 10:11 am

Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Howz the dating going loserz? I got a kiss on New Years, followed quickly by le me, running away screaming EWWWW LIPSIES *puke* *gross* *such boy germs* etc.

I also had a lovely chat last night with a lady who has not had the sexings in SEVEN YEARS. Made my six months seem a bit weak, eh!

ALSO (part the third), what was with all the dick pix in 2013? I've seen so much penis lately, it's getting out of hand. Or maybe *in* hand? Maybe, yeah, hows about *no* :?


Haha, No Scrubs just came on, stupid scrubs >:(

Whatever happened to the feminine charms milday? Come on! Time to drop these defiled ways and shaped up to find a nice husband!

As they say in Chinese, warm and caring.

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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:04 am

Marrow wrote:because snapchat, thats why.


I don't have that, this is a deluge of everyday garden variety penis, on facebook and twitter and the like.


kitten_slayer wrote:Whatever happened to the feminine charms milday? Come on! Time to drop these defiled ways and shaped up to find a nice husband!

As they say in Chinese, warm and caring.


See: Comment about scrubs. Boys are dix, I'm just going to stay aggressively single until I die, awesome and alone. As for 'feminine charms', ahahahaha ha, my charms are quite obvious, brainz charms and awkward hawtness, so yeah, fuck off.
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby kitten_slayer » Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:27 pm

So much aggression, yet I never implied to insult. For I like women in general :) Unless they are mean to me :(

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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Thu Jan 09, 2014 12:17 am

Being told to be more feminine, and 'find a husband' is pretty insulting, eh.
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby kitten_slayer » Thu Jan 09, 2014 1:16 am

I say the darnest things on punkas dear. Although I am sure your kind heart will forgive a stranger's jest huh?

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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:56 am

I had hoped you were doing a comedy. Well done! I too talk shit on the internet, I'm a fucking pussycat :oops:
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby kitten_slayer » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:09 pm

Alas, a kitten or not, you can't go wrong with this approach :P

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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby buckton » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:16 pm

Nothing like a fake smile to show how much you care.
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby dustbinflowers » Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:36 pm

Kitten slayer, I dunno how you think you come across calling people "Dear", but at the least creepy you come across like Dame Edna. At the most creepy you come across like one of those guys who ride the buses in hi-vis and sit at the front talking bus statistics at the driver, and who have learnt all their social skills from old ladies who also sit at the front of the bus.
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby kitten_slayer » Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:09 pm

Oh hey Darlin! And all this time I always assumed your name is dustinflowers. Alas, my embarrassing assumption has now been corrected by actually comprehending you are dustbinflowers.

Anyway, my bus days are long gone dear. Not to mention it always seems that men of fuller figure likes to sit next to me...

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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby kitten_slayer » Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:10 pm

buckton wrote:Nothing like a fake smile to show how much you care.

Your mind knows whether it's fake or not. :calav:

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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby 9seconds » Thu Aug 20, 2015 10:59 pm

jeez, bruce zhang really ruined this thread
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby General Mutante » Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:54 pm

I'll bet you a bottle of decent Scotch that he's still a virgin. Just need some way of finding out.
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby 9seconds » Fri Aug 21, 2015 9:12 am

i might leave that up to you i think.
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby General Mutante » Sat Aug 22, 2015 12:48 am

According to a Sid The Sexist strip in Viz you could tell by the state of his banjo string.
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby PertHJ » Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:38 am

Had a couple of friends who lived with him, creepy on and offline
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby General Mutante » Tue Aug 25, 2015 2:10 am

One of only three people I've ever blocked on FB.
Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Violent period sex is a pretty good indicator that you're into someone, I think

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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby yvon » Sat Oct 10, 2015 6:30 pm

Were there any great Punkas romances?
Like, ever?
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Re: Punkas Dating Thread.

Postby PertHJ » Sat Oct 10, 2015 9:27 pm

A few, but I doubt they'd want to talk about them.

However, if it were not for Punkas I wouldn't have started playing in HJ/going to shows....wouldn't have met Marty/Leith/Aids and decided that moving to Palmy was a sensible thing to do....wouldn't have met moose at the uni hostels....wouldn't have stayed with his friend Callum when road tripping to AK to see madball/agnostic front....wouldn't have met his flamate Lucy....
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