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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby akaxo » Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:17 pm

Maleficent wrote:
FrankGrimes wrote:Nah morning wanks are mean.
pics or it didn't happen
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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby Max » Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:36 pm

It's Invasion of the Wankresses!

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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:21 pm

^^ Did a laugh.
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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby Dead Kid » Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:34 pm

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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby General Mutante » Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:01 am

I just had my first wank in over a week. Fucking intense. Generated enough baby batter to start a small army.
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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby Subcide » Wed Jan 06, 2016 10:17 pm

This thread wasn't as popular as I'd hoped it would be
'I Like It When You Die' is the fourth album by American grindcore band Anal Cunt. The album was originally titled You're Gay, and the album cover was going to contain a mirror, but this idea was later changed

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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby Subcide » Fri Jan 08, 2016 10:22 am

Dead Kid wrote:Image


Is that what a Ladywank looks like?
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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby Max » Fri Jan 08, 2016 12:47 pm

Has anyone tried frenulum tickling, aka wanking like a girl?

Basically you hold the shaft with one hand and gently rub the frenulum (the triangular bit under the head) with one finger and think of how sexy Suzy Cato is when she talks about poos and farts and snots and bogies (works for me anyway). It doesn't feel like much at first and it takes about half an hour to get results but when you actually come you'll be shaking all over and moaning like a porn star.
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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby Subcide » Fri Jan 08, 2016 1:01 pm

Max wrote:Has anyone tried frenulum tickling, aka wanking like a girl?

Basically you hold the shaft with one hand and gently rub the frenulum (the triangular bit under the head with one finger) and think of how sexy Suzy Cato is when she talks about poos and farts and snots and bogies (works for me anyway). It doesn't feel like much at first and it takes about half an hour to get results but when you actually come you'll be shaking all over and moaning like a porn star.


Good question. I'll get back to you.
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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby General Mutante » Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:27 am

I shall also experiment with this in the name of science.
Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Violent period sex is a pretty good indicator that you're into someone, I think

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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby Dead Kid » Mon Mar 07, 2016 7:41 pm

Still waiting on your reports.
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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby Subcide » Mon Mar 07, 2016 10:31 pm

I works. Not as good as an old fashioned flogging though.
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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby Dead Kid » Mon Oct 31, 2016 1:01 pm

General Mutante wrote:"So you think you're floating in mint sauce son"
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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby General Mutante » Mon Oct 31, 2016 5:06 pm

Sounds like a plan.
Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Violent period sex is a pretty good indicator that you're into someone, I think

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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Tue Nov 01, 2016 1:16 pm

Max wrote:how sexy Suzy Cato is when she talks about poos and farts and snots and bogies


WELL HELLO
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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby Max » Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:52 pm

Talk bogies to me

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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby Dead Kid » Tue Feb 07, 2017 7:19 pm

General Mutante wrote:"So you think you're floating in mint sauce son"
After the abandoned potato tree

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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby Drax » Tue Feb 21, 2017 9:06 pm

Don't know what that is, but I'm not rushing towards the play button.

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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby Dead Kid » Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:34 am

It's song bout the government monitoring your wanks. dax pls
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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby Subcide » Wed Jan 03, 2018 3:24 am

'I Like It When You Die' is the fourth album by American grindcore band Anal Cunt. The album was originally titled You're Gay, and the album cover was going to contain a mirror, but this idea was later changed

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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby Drax » Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:20 am

Wanked to that.

Mostly because of the music.

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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby Max » Sat Jan 06, 2018 10:17 pm

Any Trivago girl fans out there?

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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby General Mutante » Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:28 am

Yeah, but I like to imagine her calling me gross and telling me to get fucked.
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