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Postby Subcide » Mon Dec 24, 2012 3:54 pm

I notice that if I have a tug first thing in the morning I feel drained and grumpy all day...kind of like a worn out sack of shit. That is unless it's a weekend and I can have a short power nap afterwards, then I'm ok.
If I shoot my white jesus Juice in the afternoon though, I'm fine.

Does anyone else have this problem? Is there a medical reason for it? Please share....
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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby FrankGrimes » Mon Dec 24, 2012 5:22 pm

Nah morning wanks are mean.
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Re: Wanking - Men only please

Postby Tartanperil » Mon Dec 24, 2012 6:19 pm

↑ daily testosterone peak I expect.

No, if you're otherwise healthy I shouldn't think a morning tug should leave you worn out - unless of course it's epic.

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Postby Max » Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:11 pm

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Postby Subcide » Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:00 am

Tartanperil wrote:↑ daily testosterone peak I expect.

No, if you're otherwise healthy I shouldn't think a morning tug should leave you worn out - unless of course it's epic.


Are you admitting that you have wanks that aren't epic?
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Postby General Mutante » Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:38 am

I've rediscovered the joys of your classic shower-based Hitler wank recently.
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Postby FC » Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:40 am

The shower wank....the most distracting of all wanks.
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Postby Subcide » Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:00 am

FC wrote:The shower wank....the most distracting of all wanks.


I can't have a shower wank because I shower in the morning. So if I do I have no energy all day. Does anyone know if there is a special wank doctor I could go to?

Merry Xmas everyone
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Postby General Mutante » Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:23 am

I am a specialist wank doctor but I'm not just dispensing free advice on the internets. Book an appointment and I will charge you the appropriate fee depending on just how badly fucked up your penile aura is.
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Postby Max » Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:08 pm

I could not imagine a more appropriate topic for Christmas.

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Postby dustbinflowers » Sat Dec 29, 2012 2:34 pm

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Postby Subcide » Sat Dec 29, 2012 3:26 pm

No not secret........ Just that this needs to be a place where we men can feel free to discuss our wanking issues with out it being polluted by female irationalism or male wanking inexperiene
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Postby General Mutante » Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:57 pm

So has anyone accidentally punched themselves in the balls in the throes of self-pollution? I knocked out a crafty one at about 4am and it still hurts now.
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Postby Dead Kid » Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:27 am

Did you take inspiration from Iron Lung and try to exceed 200 beats per minute?
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Postby General Mutante » Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:58 am

Yes.
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General Mutante wrote:"So you think you're floating in mint sauce son"

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Postby General Mutante » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:40 pm

I am both horrified and a bit aroused and I find this confusing. If anybody needs me I shall be in my study.
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Postby Maleficent » Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:58 am

FrankGrimes wrote:Nah morning wanks are mean.
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Tue Jul 09, 2013 5:03 pm

^^ Blatant disregard for gender exclusive thread title!! Ladywanks rebellion!! Everyone's doin' it!!!
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Postby Dead Kid » Wed Jul 10, 2013 10:08 am

Please put forth the rules of the contest to determine manliness in the context of this thread. :baton:
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Wed Jul 10, 2013 10:48 am

I'm boyishly handsome, myself ;P
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Postby General Mutante » Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:35 pm

You should start an anarcha-feminist punk band called Ladywanks.
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Postby dustbinflowers » Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:07 pm

Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:I'm boyishly handsome, myself ;P



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