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Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:04 pm
by dclxvi
It's pretty amusing. The general gist seems to be her rehashing news pieces then bickering with commenters about how her posts do ackshully offer her opinion, by way of what she chooses to omit from the post. I'm sure that's probably some next level journalistic practice there, but I wouldn't know for sure... It'd appear that she's now a self-proclaimed "leader in the mainstream media", although her writings are only publicly available on her blog and she won't divulge who her employer is... Possibly either due to fear of employer retribution or because she has a make-believe job...

Anyway, there's some pretty amusing discourse at the bottom of each dreary post if anybody gives a fuck...

http://thelizshawfiles.blogspot.co.nz

She's also on Twitter - clocking an impressive 3,900 tweets in 9 months, but unsurprisingly it's protected - most of her musings are abhorrent, intolerant and utterly ignorant little forays into short-sighted e-stupidity that she's so famous for, and somehow still believes people need to be privy to... Not sure what's happening inside that batshit insane head of hers but either way it's hard to discern whether it's hilarious or fucking depressing.

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:20 pm
by Drax
Image

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:29 pm
by toothbrush
I bet she works at a newspaper typing out the classified adverts that get called in.

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:06 am
by Red_switch
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yus pluhz!

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:23 am
by MuscleMan
That blog is as horrid as her gash, I couldn't look at it long enough to read anything.

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:18 am
by Kev Japan
fusky clunge

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:49 am
by Dick Dynamite
Tip: Measure your clothes when you buy them and take your personal measurements. If you think you’re gaining weight or the clothes are shrinking, you will have a reference point to look back on.

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:53 am
by xsfat
It'd appear that she's now a self-proclaimed "leader in the mainstream media", although her writings are only publicly available on her blog and she won't divulge who her employer is... Possibly either due to fear of employer retribution or because she has a make-believe job...

http://nz.linkedin.com/pub/liz-shaw/46/580/3ab
If the profile is indeed hers, she could be a news writer at Australian Associated Press

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:50 am
by dustbinflowers
With that level of writing skill and lack of independent thought, she very well could be...

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:08 pm
by Phlegm
That's a long time for a diploma.

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:10 pm
by Subcide
Kev Japan wrote:fusky clunge

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:14 pm
by Little Miss Twoshoes
Subcide wrote:
Kev Japan wrote:fusky clunge

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:04 pm
by donvito
who is she

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:27 pm
by dclxvi
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Liz_Shaw

pretty accurate summary of events right there

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:36 pm
by Kev Japan
Good work whoever identified her as having "Dunning-Kruger". I would like to add "fusky clunge" to her list of disorders/ailments.

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:36 pm
by Kev Japan
Kev Japan wrote:Good work whoever identified her as having "Dunning-Kruger". I would like to add "fusky clunge" and "blubber shutters" to her list of disorders/ailments.

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:37 pm
by Kev Japan
Kev, you're drunk!

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:07 am
by donvito
i love her

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:16 am
by Dixon Cider A.C.
dclxvi wrote:https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Liz_Shaw

pretty accurate summary of events right there


fuckin extensive

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:01 am
by snuff
Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:
Subcide wrote:
Kev Japan wrote:fusky clunge

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 11:41 am
by Little Miss Twoshoes
Dixon Cider A.C. wrote:
dclxvi wrote:https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Liz_Shaw

pretty accurate summary of events right there


fuckin extensive



Jaysus, the clunge is fusky as. Seriously, trim your nails, lady :?

And, for a fat girl, what's with her weird tits?! This is gona disturb me for a long time... While making me feel waaaay better about my internet attention whoring habit, it's really pretty mild, I think, after reading that.

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:36 pm
by geetar_man
If by writer/journalist you mean glorified speech-to-text program.

Technically she is in the mainstream media. Technically. Writing down the classified ads would come a Hell of a lot closer to journalism than her role.

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:08 pm
by dclxvi
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/igajcn

Whatever mate, she's clearly at the forefront of New Zealand journalism, asking the questions nobody dares to!

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:11 pm
by Phlegm
Homocidal

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:11 pm
by donvito
Has anyone seen her IRL

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:57 pm
by Little Miss Twoshoes
Phlegm wrote:Homocidal


Brilliant <3

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:35 pm
by Subcide
donvito wrote:i love her


Me to ....Spit roast?

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:53 pm
by donvito
pretty 2008

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:35 pm
by Lummoxgrinder
donvito wrote:Has anyone seen her IRL


I went to school with her. She was crazy then too.

Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:11 pm
by akaxo
did you root her?