Liz Shaw now has a blog...

[Little Miss Twoshoes]

I duno, it gives me a weird kind of self esteem... I mean, even when my brain starts reeling out of control (my brain's a *cunt*, I think the bastard actually hates me), I'll never be as mental as Liz Shaw.

Does that make me a bad person? Does wondering if it makes me a bad person make me a good person? Ah, stfu brain >:(

[dustbinflowers]

what ever it takes to make you feel better I guess...

[Little Miss Twoshoes]

I guess. I really don't know any more. It's a funny old life.

[Lamb]

She's harping on about slander... and taking legal action...

Someone points out "She didn't actually slander you....But you just posted a tweet insinuating that Rachelwhoever only got to the top by sleeping her way there"
Liz: Yeah but I've deleted that now.
*screenshots of pic circulating twitter*





She mentioned being actually scared to go to uni because of the bullying

I'm back on the mental illness train... a lot of typos the last 24hours... more irrational than usual... really focused on one thing.....

In the manic phase of bipolar disorder, feelings of heightened energy, creativity, and euphoria are common. People experiencing a manic episode often talk a mile a minute, sleep very little, and are hyperactive. They may also feel like they’re all-powerful, invincible, or destined for greatness.

But while mania feels good at first, it has a tendency to spiral out of control. People often behave recklessly during a manic episode: gambling away savings, engaging in inappropriate sexual activity, or making foolish business investments, for example. They may also become angry, irritable, and aggressive–picking fights, lashing out when others don’t go along with their plans, and blaming anyone who criticizes their behavior. Some people even become delusional or start hearing voices.

Despite many similarities, certain symptoms are more common in bipolar depression than in regular depression. For example, bipolar depression is more likely to involve irritability, guilt, unpredictable mood swings, and feelings of restlessness. People with bipolar depression also tend to move and speak slowly, sleep a lot, and gain weight. In addition, they are more likely to develop psychotic depression–a condition in which they’ve lost contact with reality–and to experience major disability in work and social functioning.

I breached the subject a few weeks ago w her friend.. who thought about it... then decided no not mentally ill.. just really self-absorbed/hard to get along w person.


I gotta stop talking about her!!!!!

[BigBadBazza]

Liz Shaw : So I'm onto cigarette number 2 today.

Hope the first one gave her cancer.

[MuscleMan]

she should smoke some joints then sink her fucking horrendous maw into the trough for another winter.

[Little Miss Twoshoes]

she should smoke some joints then sink her fucking horrendous maw into the trough for another winter.

The jury's out, I'm a bad person, I fuckin' cracked up at this.

[Lamb]

Liz Shaw ‏@mediaartlizshaw 2 hours ago
People on buses: how hard is it to shower or use body spray?

Liz Shaw ‏@mediaartlizshaw 13m
Gonna have a shower when I get home from the gym. The gym water is just too cold, even on full heat.

LOL WUT

[dclxvi]

Liz Shaw ‏@mediaartlizshaw 3h
Ever since I complained about service at Movenpick it's been good & the coffees are good too!


Liz Shaw ‏@mediaartlizshaw 3h
It's been 13 months since I've had junk & been a gym freak. Junk food & obesity just aren't worth it.


lolwut

[Dick Dynamite]

Only tiptop and streets are junk Logan! Also brie is very slimming just avoid cheddar.

[dclxvi]

Oh yeah - So her diet roughly equates to avoiding what poor people/beneficiaries/maori/pacific islanders eat, right??

Everyone knows rich white people can't be obese.

[donvito]

i love how when she talks her mouth looks like its trying to run away from her face

[Little Miss Twoshoes]

Is there a name for that put-on accent Noo Zilund girls affect when they're trying to be cool? Cuz she does that hard out. I wish I knew a cunning linguist to pose that question to

[Lamb]

An aussie tweeter was all "Ah you're a kiwi" the other day.. which spanned a "NO MY BLOOG.. IM AUSTRALIAN." and the chick was just like "I've watched your vid.. and you defo have an nz accent"

Liz was not amused.

[Lamb]

Has not eaten all day yet I gave shit loads of energy coz I'm fit & exercise every day!!!!!!!!!!!! I keep forgetting

I really should start sending Auckland Council a bull for all the time they make me waste at bus stops.

Ten fucking minutes and the bus didn't even stop. FUCK YOU AUCKLAND TRANSPORT. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@aklcouncil you might wanna tell your drivers to stop in future. That is their job after all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually 20 minutes. I've been waiting 20 minutes and I'm still waiting thanks to a fuckwit driver!!!!!!!!!!!!

CANT STOP WONT STOP

[Lamb]

When discussing how cheap healthy food is.. someone pointed out - Liz you only feed yourself not a family... her response:

$4 for a bag of nectarines is cheap - 4 meals right there.

@mellowNZ that's 2 pieces of fruit in a meal.

Climate change isn't caused by humans.

[FC]

should start sending Auckland Council a bull

[General Mutante]

[Little Miss Twoshoes]

Queen Liz a.k.a Cleopatra? Gawds, my brain just pictured her snogging Richard Burton... Might have to send her a bull of her own, for *that* one >:(

[TimShadbolt]

Queen Liz a.k.a Cleopatra? Gawds, my brain just pictured her snogging Richard Burton... Might have to send her a bull of her own, for *that* one >:(

I don't know who the fuck that is but you just made me picture her snogging Graeme Burton...

[Little Miss Twoshoes]

Ahaha ha, oh gods!! *my eyes*

[dustbinflowers]

eek

[scott penk]

dear lamb, or anyone else who has been blocked on twitter and would still like to contact liz / ask her stupid questions, you can do so here

http://www.trademe.co.nz/clothing/womenswear/accessories/belts/auction-576649056.htm

[Philfy Vermin]

dear lamb, or anyone else who has been blocked on twitter and would still like to contact liz / ask her stupid questions, you can do so here

http://www.trademe.co.nz/clothing/womenswear/accessories/belts/auction-576649056.htm

hey, just double checking is this a belt or a dog collar?

[Philfy Vermin]

on a similar note, anyone who is wondering whatever happened to spots2012/deadbaby here he is:
http://www.facebook.com/dave.spotless/f ... 318349%3A3

[Window Licker]

hahaha wtf

[Little Miss Twoshoes]

Haha, what's going on there?!!

Don't make me go on twitter

[nicola_yeah]

lol omg that was all i needed for my daily lolz

[General Mutante]

I don't know who that is in the middle but I can stand approximately 30 seconds of that clueless toadie Patrick Gower before I need to lob objects at the screen, and as for Shearer, he's doing it on purpose and if the likes of Gower weren't just framing a pre-defined narrative set up by the likes of Stephen Joyce and Mediaworks then they'd ask some serious questions about what that cunt was up to overseas: http://bowalleyroad.blogspot.co.nz/2012 ... -back.html

[Philfy Vermin]

that in the middle is david johnston, aka deadbaby, aka [?], aka kewischinmahk, aka jisawg, aka spots2012.

possibly the biggest weirdo ive ever known.