Liz Shaw now has a blog...

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Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:29 am

for somebody who goes on and on about the gym and how she hates fatties, shes not exactly svelte... i mean i wouldnt say anything otherwise but jeesh, she looks like this:
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of course that girl grew up to look like this.

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sorry liz
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:25 am

Glad *you* said it. Def not a size 8, look at them powerful arms. She's solid alright.

I wonder if some poor devil chucked one up it? Oh well, hopefully if someone did, their mates will name and shame them on the 'tube for our amusement.
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Postby Lamb » Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:44 am

I think she just decided that alcohol will make you fat and shes above that!

Size 8?! Mate she was claiming size 6 last week.. "its soooo hard to find clothes that fit in this country."

THINGS THAT ARE FALSE. She's a standard 10. Easy. Fucker.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:52 am

"People will tell you otherwise, but orange juice is good."

her views on weightloss make me want to punch myself in the face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Yeah and a lot of people ignore that, this said, junk's bad full stop but that said, I have marshmallows in my coffees."

Sounds gross!!!!!

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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:50 pm

Lamb wrote:I think she just decided that alcohol will make you fat and shes above that!

Size 8?! Mate she was claiming size 6 last week.. "its soooo hard to find clothes that fit in this country."

THINGS THAT ARE FALSE. She's a standard 10. Easy. Fucker.


Ahaha ha, oh gosh, a 6? That's... Special. How tall is she? Midgely?

And wtf, marshmallows in coffee?! *puuuuke* Just like her men, eh. Or something :P
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Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:55 pm

i get the feeling when she says coffee she means greggs instant, or if shes feeling classy and superior moccona
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:00 pm

Fiction & Falsehood wrote:i get the feeling when she says coffee she means greggs instant, or if shes feeling classy and superior moccona


Haha, ooh la la as.

(Ps. I'M OLD GREGGGGGG!!! *cough*)
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:27 pm

Inside scoop:
Last week whilst posting about how you can NEVER have chocolate.. not even in moderation. Having one chocolate is supporting obesity.... SHE ATE A WHOLE KINDER SURPRISE............................................................. THE HORROR. And hypocrisy

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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:03 pm

Cocoa's fucking good for you. She's a reeeeeal silly bitch. If you're exercising as much as she claims to be, you can pretty much eat whatever the fuck you want.
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Postby dclxvi » Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:20 pm

Today I learnt that curry is bad for you because of rice.

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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:26 pm

'S a carb, I guess? And she's just the kind of uninformed retard who would latch onto the CARB IS NO GOODZ, IZ BADZ mentality. Carbs are fucking ace, I love filling up on bread, but then, I'm zen as fuck about my weight.
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:37 pm

Anthony Smith ‏@antDigital 4h
@mediaartlizshaw May take more than Cardio.

Liz Shaw ‏@mediaartlizshaw 4h
@antDigital You don't need to do weights to lose weight. Through cardio you build strength & muscle naturally. Cardio is better.

Anthony Smith ‏@antDigital 4h
@mediaartlizshaw Hmmm, Well the thinnest women i know runs 4 hours straight 3 times a week and does light weight training 2 days.

Liz Shaw ‏@mediaartlizshaw 4h
@antDigital Different things work for different people & weights do not work for me. RUNNING does. Plus it's my fucking choice!

Anthony Smith ‏@antDigital 4h
@mediaartlizshaw Yeah good point, But it is always good to look at the different options.

Liz Shaw ‏@mediaartlizshaw 4h
@antDigital aND WHICH PART OF, "IT'S ALREADY WORKING" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?


Oooooh, lovers' tiff :?
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:40 pm

haha, god why would anyone bother with this retard?
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:57 pm

Can someone please ask them when they're going to bone?
I'm blocked.. so yeah

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Postby Lamb » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:59 pm

Nevermind.. realized I'm not blocked from his... (yet) so have asked him.

He declined to answer.. and blocked.
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:12 pm

Classic, *goes :popcorn: *

He's a reeeeeeal catch:

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:25 pm

Lizzie thinks Tony Abbott is hot.... I will PAY for your eye test liz....

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:08 pm

ugh serious

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby General Mutante » Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:29 pm

I long stopped being amused. I've stopped looking at this thread in my darker moments because it could be that wee step too far that results in me playing chicken with the train.
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Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:55 pm

ive had moments of feeling bad about how we all mock liz, but then she says something horrible about somebody or hilarious about something, and i stop caring... the only mercy we could do her is drowning her in a bucket, shes teh one courting the attention, shes not saying 'leave me alone to get on with my life'
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Kev Japan » Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:17 am

Lamb wrote:http://www.statehighwayone.com/2008/01/new-zealands-answer-to-borat/


This gem was in the comments:

"My favourite piece of performance art from “Liz Shaw” was when she reckoned she’d been approached by a record producer who wanted to make her the next William Hung. lolz!

But googling the name of this record producer only brought up a mobile wedding DJ from Pawtucket, Rhode Island…"

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Postby General Mutante » Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:54 am

That's nailed it Lamb.
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:24 am

Fiction & Falsehood wrote:ive had moments of feeling bad about how we all mock liz, but then she says something horrible about somebody or hilarious about something, and i stop caring... the only mercy we could do her is drowning her in a bucket, shes teh one courting the attention, shes not saying 'leave me alone to get on with my life'


I'm in this camp. But it's constant, feel bad-stop caring-feel bad-stop caring, over and over again. She's a head fuck.

But yeah, now I feel bad again, I'm not a meanie, some of my best friends are fucked up mental cases :?

Haha, edit, metal cases too \m/
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:36 pm

J wrote:
Liz Shaw wrote: Liz Shaw I don't care what Tamaki stands for, comments like that are despicable. You're either 100% against cyber bullying or not at all.


Liz Shaw wrote: @patrick478 @sthnjeff you're a fuckwit! Now might I suggest you get hit by a bus.


:explainittomelikeimfive:


can someone please explain this to liz ?!!?! Both my accs are now blocked.


Fuck shes on such a tirade. Don't even have the energy to copy/paste it..

but some tv3 journo refused to answer a question she asked and just said "Piss off Liz - stop trolling"

She now hates tv3 (despite the person page saying it is her own views not tv3). Equates it to cyber bullying and says she is lucky she hasn't killed herself because of it...
and wants a written letter of apology.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Window Licker » Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:46 pm

HAND written, in the mail.
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Postby Rizzo » Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:16 am

Yeah, I tried to call her on it and guess what happened?
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:17 am

Ah gods, if I look, my day will be ruined, if I don't, she'll delete and I'll miss out forever... Dilemma.

Ah fuck, of course I looked. The media should print details of suicide? What the fucking shit, nigga, you cray cray :?
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:25 am

someone should goad her into rants about muslims and shit, maybe some crazy fuckwit will throw acid on her or something, i dunno why i want that to happen but i do....

ive decided i wouldnt feel bad if she killed herself, it would be a mercy for her, better than staying alive and being a retarded spectacle.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby dustbinflowers » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:42 am

I've stopped looking, it makes me hate the world way too much.
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