Liz Shaw now has a blog...

[Dixon Cider A.C.]

wouldnt be too surprised if this thread disappears at some point..

nah don't

[FC]

On her twitter she is complaining about someone impersonating her, so I'm guessing "liz shaw" isnt actually her, but the one Jay posted is.

[mmmm....good crack]

Hahahah brilliant.

[TimShadbolt]

Potential repost, but

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBpYDdBV858[/video]

[Fiction & Falsehood]

i know that tvshow is real crap lowest common denominator bullshit, but they arent really gunna let her on there are they?

just put her down like a horse with 3 legs

[Martli]

They should - it'll get them ratings. Whether they're smart enough to know that or not is an entirely different question.

[Fiction & Falsehood]

well the first auditions arent the main tv ones are they? its the part where they identify good singers and more especially amusingly bad ones and build up their tvshow from the pool of 'talent' and i use that term in th loosest sense imaginable.

its that process which is responsible for the monster known as liz shaw, they lead these saps on and tell them they are good, but now, all these years later, shes still reeling from her last experience, will they just bury her rather than bear responsibility for her obviously imminent meltdown?

[TimShadbolt]

Holy shit.

Oh my God, it's like just hit me. I'm auditioning for #xfactornz today, TODAY, TODAY. Shit, it's just hit me,

Waiting in line. About a hundred or so people here.

I'm crying in the line:-(

Hopefully the cameras are already on her! It's all come down to this moment. I can't stop refreshing her Twitter in anticipation of the most melodramatic internet event NZ has possibly ever seen.

[Little Miss Twoshoes]

Any normal person would slink away to lick their wounds. But ol' Lizzy ain't normal, it's going to be spectacular

[Window Licker]

maybe the spirit of holmes will possess her. and He will show himself in an almighty nose pimple!

[Little Miss Twoshoes]

Um, her boots are two completely different colours, what the fuck?

[Little Miss Twoshoes]

Classic, it's all Paul Holmes's fault that she sux!

[Any Day Now]

so they're not gonna bring her back for an epic TV fail? I'm surprised I'll admit.

[Little Miss Twoshoes]

Ahahaha ha, now the producers are ugly and stupid, fucking gold.

[Any Day Now]

It's ok. She's gonna do NZs Got Talent now.

[Any Day Now]

She is actually blaming Paul Holmes death for being a shit singer. There is something very wrong with her

[Little Miss Twoshoes]

And she's not flat, the producers are dumb. Jesus.

[mmmm....good crack]

Kind of a shame we don't get to witness her rejection on camera but oh well, next time.

[TimShadbolt]

Kind of a shame we don't get to witness her rejection on camera but oh well, next time.

? There is every possibility that it was filmed. Now we just have to wait months for it to come on television.

I bet she argued with them.

[FC]

Was this in front of the judges? Usually they do a round in front of regular people, then bring crazies + good people back for the judges. Maybe there is enough people here they can just do them in front of the judges instead.

[Fiction & Falsehood]

i would imagine it was recorded, fuck you, im a great singer.

[FC]

In a way, I hope they decide that she doesn't really deserve to be on TV, because as much of a train wreck as she is, she doesn't.

[Fiction & Falsehood]

i hope she wires herself with explosives and blows herself and the whole xfactor production crew to smithereens

[Fiction & Falsehood]

well, she is determined, we know that much.

[ghetto ninja]

Say what you want, Phill. She's much like the energiser battery.
That really is a terrible line. Aidan should give her a lesson on writing lyrics.

[Lamb]

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx3UQ5kx8JI[/video]

Actually the saddest thing I've seen in a long time

[MuscleMan]

She's taking the piss surely.
SURELY.

[FC]

I'm the queen who's name is liz
and i'm destined for show biz
and if I have to get my bits out again
then i'll do it just to show them
im serious

Cause there aint nothing worse
than staring into the abyss
and if they don't let me on the screen
I'll suck them into my ravine
I'm serious
who's ass to kiss?
so many notes to miss
am I taking the piss?
Fuck knows

[MuscleMan]

[FC]

Thanks for the inspiration liz, scarring memories, phil and eddie