Liz Shaw now has a blog...

[Window Licker]

Liz Shaw
2 hrs · Daily Mail Online · Edited ·
Who the hell cares what you wear in court? People can wear whatever they want. Exceptions: burqa, niqab and leggings.

Woman scolded by magistrate for wearing 'gym' clothes to court
A young woman has been scolded by a Queensland magistrate after coming to court 'dressed like she was going to the gym,' after she showed up in gym shorts,…
WWW.DAILYMAIL.CO.UK

[Window Licker]

Liz Shaw via 702 ABC Sydney
4 hrs ·
If you're earning less than $500 a week then a) why do you have kids?
B) why are you living in Sydney?
And also, why is the MSM hell bent on focusing on the very poorest people? It's really annoying.

Sydney rents most unaffordable in Australia: study
Sydney has almost no affordable rental housing for low-income earners east of Blacktown, 35km west of the CBD, according to a new affordability index.
ABC.NET.AU

[Rizzo]

Da fuk? My friend got made redundant and tweeted about it, I replied and Liz Shaw favourited my friends reply. She follows neither of us. WTFFFF

https://twitter.com/huagl/status/669738878199136256

[9seconds]

The refugee crisis will when history is written be seen as a Trojan horse invasion by Islamists in Europe. It was aided by the UN, the EU and socialists world wide.

This is a final fulfillment of the chalkboard: "a caliphate will be established and the chaos will spread across the Middle East. Then the chaos will spread to Europe where the socialist, anarchists and Islamists will work together to destabilize Europe and the western world."

[mmmm....good crack]

I knew socialists were behind this the whole time

[General Mutante]

You won't be laughing at Liz Shaw when you're all in the Muslamic Gulag.

[Window Licker]

Liz Shaw recently went on a cruise from Sydney around NZ and back. She posted hundreds of stunning photos, here are some to give you an idea of the great time she had, her fantastic geographic knowledge and what a fabulous photographer she is;

I THINK I'm in NZ waters now. I actually have
No idea exactly where I am. I just know the time zone is now the NZ time zone but I can't wait to get back to Sydney. I started getting homesick for Sydney last night as I listened to I still call Australia home. No surprises there (Ant and Ryan). That's the view on my cabin TV. Basically we're in a thunderstorm right now so have low visibility. I'm still on Sydney time so getting up soon and will take more photos on my camera camera not just my phone camera. I've been having some crazy dreams aboard this ship. — at Maui A, Tasman Sea, New Zealand.

So apparently I'm near Bluff. That answers that question. I'm down under (said with thick Aussie accent) at the bottom of the world.

Pro tip: I didn't bring sunscreen. Foundation has SPF 15 so that's my sunscreen until the first or second port. I'm very sunburnt today and it's pretty warm on deck so I came back to my cabin to use foundation as sunscreen.

The adventures of Liz Shaw - Cruizin' to be continued.... when i can be fucked.

[Dixon Cider A.C.]

Pro tip: I didn't bring sunscreen.

Doesn't sound like much of a pro tip to me

[Kev Japan]

[donvito]

Awesome update Window Licker!! Please keep us posted! What a trip! It is the equivalent of a Naked bus from Auckland to Wellington.

[Red_switch]

Liz Shaw recently went on a cruise from Sydney around NZ and back. She posted hundreds of stunning photos, here are some to give you an idea of the great time she had, her fantastic geographic knowledge and what a fabulous photographer she is;

I THINK I'm in NZ waters now. I actually have
No idea exactly where I am. I just know the time zone is now the NZ time zone but I can't wait to get back to Sydney. I started getting homesick for Sydney last night as I listened to I still call Australia home. No surprises there (Ant and Ryan). That's the view on my cabin TV. Basically we're in a thunderstorm right now so have low visibility. I'm still on Sydney time so getting up soon and will take more photos on my camera camera not just my phone camera. I've been having some crazy dreams aboard this ship. — at Maui A, Tasman Sea, New Zealand.

So apparently I'm near Bluff. That answers that question. I'm down under (said with thick Aussie accent) at the bottom of the world.

Pro tip: I didn't bring sunscreen. Foundation has SPF 15 so that's my sunscreen until the first or second port. I'm very sunburnt today and it's pretty warm on deck so I came back to my cabin to use foundation as sunscreen.

The adventures of Liz Shaw - Cruizin' to be continued.... when i can be fucked.

wow. Just, wow. WTF.

[mmmm....good crack]

you needed to quote the whole post just to saw wow? ffs red switch

[Red_switch]

you needed to quote the whole post just to saw wow? ffs red switch

lol,sry.

[General Mutante]

I like how that old lady in one of the photos is all like "fuck off".

[9seconds]

i love how she took a photo of the TV, amazing

[9seconds]

What happened when Liz was at the University of Auckland in 2005:

Yeah, I'm at Auckland with her too. I've had the displeasure of being caught behind her heading up the stairs out of the Human Sciences Building, her tiny skirt giving up the ghost as rolls of her lower buttocks unfurled out. There were about six or seven guys with me, and the collective shudder and simultaneous turning of heads had to be heard and seen to be believed.

That's not all! I was lucky enough to be in her politics class last semester. In the first few lectures in each course, a class representative is picked as a liaison between the class and the department for monthly meetings and the like. It's nothing glamorous, and someone will usually just volunteer nonchalantly. Our class wasn't huge (fourty-something?) so we only had two people raise their hands for it - one fairly ordinary guy, and, natch, Ms NZX. Our lecturer was a pretty laidback guy, and offered them the chance to simply share the position rather than go through the rigmarole of voting. The guy was fine with this. She, naturally, kicked up a fuss worthy of an 8-year old. She got to her feet, and banging her desk, declared:

"No, we HAVE to have an election! I mean, this IS politics! Come on, people! I demand that we give speeches and cast votes!"

Eyes rolled across the room, and the lecturer, who could have been spending his time teaching us rather than wading through this bullshit, let her take the floor. She proceeded to give a spiel about her notoriety from Craccum, how she would stop at nothing to get what she wanted, and how (this is the clincher) since she'd won a fairly substantial bar tab for the student pub as a prize for another gloriously fucking insipid letter, she would shout drinks to those who voted for her.

Facing such subtle bribery, her rival gave a resigned speech, acknowledging that he wasn't all that interested in the position, he didn't have much experience, and that, face it, he couldn't compete with the offer of free beer. The pair retired to the corridor outside, while the class cast their votes.

A minute later, the wretched woman strolls proudly back in to see her name being rubbed off the board (with barely concealed mirth) by our lecturer. The class, unanimously, voted for the other guy. I never saw her in that class again, but the expression of shock and horror on her face will stay with me a lifetime.

The porn thing upped her fame no end. I first saw a copy of the shoot at the flat of some Craccum people, threw it away in drunken horror, only to see it land in the middle of the room, open at the vag spread photo. Superstition? Coincedence? Or a sign of ancient and fucking hideous evil?

Moreover my friend actually went and talked to her in the quad after she related the tale of her porn career in Craccum. From the sound of what she told me about the conversation, the poor girl's pathological. She didn't do the shoot as some sort of female empowerment or self-esteem thing. She just did it for attention and to get talked about. That most of that talking is akin to what's already been said in this thread is irrelevant. She craves fame, and it's at once pathetic, hilarious and fucking horrifying. One of a kind.

[Window Licker]

[PertHJ]

This thread sux

[General Mutante]

Fapping hard to those blisters. What a sexy bitch.

[Dead Kid]

[Dixon Cider A.C.]

It lives