Liz Shaw now has a blog...

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Fri May 01, 2015 9:40 am

Fucksake man. Too early for this shit

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Drax » Thu May 07, 2015 2:32 pm

Agh. Unnecessary.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby 9seconds » Fri May 29, 2015 7:47 pm

so utterly tasteless, its a wonderful thing in its own way.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby General Mutante » Sat May 30, 2015 1:37 pm

^*fapping intensifies*
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby scott penk » Tue Jun 02, 2015 9:09 pm

http://theaustralianjournal.blogspot.com.au/2014/07/what-investment-is-right-for-you.html

what exactly is the point of this blog post? its at the level of a 3rd form assignment? does she actually think anyone is going to get anything from it?

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Postby Craig_Bastard » Thu Jun 04, 2015 11:38 am

Piggy Bank financial advice.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby General Mutante » Thu Jun 04, 2015 2:48 pm

Let's invest in her flaps.
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Postby Subcide » Sat Jun 06, 2015 2:40 pm

I am about to try and fap to this. Will report back.

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I am about to try and fap to this. Will report back.

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Postby Dead Kid » Sat Jun 06, 2015 4:32 pm

Your 'hard' work is greatly appreciated.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Subcide » Sun Jun 07, 2015 11:09 pm

JESUS CHRIST WAS THAT A BAD IDEA!!! I tried but couldn't fap to Liz. I moved on to xhamster on my phone and looked up "chubby teens". Lately I've got into the idea getting off on fat younger women who guys their own age wouldn't fuck. Anyway I blew my love trunchen and all was good for a while. Until last night when the dreams started. First I had to escape a prison that I'd been sent to for posting nudes on facebook. The prison was infested with gigers Aliens breeding up the drainpipes. When I escaped I found my self in General Mutante's house. The filthy fucker immediately started pissing all over me like a horse. As I ran down the hall to escape and wash my self in the giant anti gravity shower, I could here his mum saying "How old is he Andy?"
Then I woke up!

All I can say is DO NOT TRY TO FAP TO LIZ SHAW!!!
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Mon Jun 08, 2015 9:54 am

Buzzy cunt

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Postby General Mutante » Mon Jun 08, 2015 11:34 pm

Let this be a lesson to you.
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Postby Subcide » Tue Jun 09, 2015 12:31 am

General Mutante wrote:Let this be a lesson to you.


Warn me in advance next time
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Drax » Mon Jun 15, 2015 6:22 pm

Good creative writing.

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Postby Subcide » Tue Jun 16, 2015 5:17 pm

Drax wrote:Good creative writing.

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Thanks for your endorsement, cunt.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Window Licker » Fri Aug 14, 2015 6:40 pm

It seems like she's adding people to her facebook again, i was blessed with a accepted friend request. I'm sorry but i really can't be bothered screenshotting and uploading and all that shit, so here's a few highlights for you:

*She's recently put on 3kgs AND IS BLOODY FURIOUS
"Fuck me blind. I'd ballooned by 3 kilos recently. Since I started swimming THREE DAYS AGO I've lost 2.15 kilos and I am shitting you not. I freaking love love love swimming combined with my two gym visits and the axing of sandwiches in my diet, with sushi and breakfast being added instead. Fuck me blind. I'm shocked at that weigh in, in a good way. I can't swim tomorrow coz I have singing but I'm definitely swimming on Saturday and Sunday. My technique was a billion times better than Tuesday night when I started. This is a bloody good result. And that's with only 1 hour of swimming a day — at Fitness First Kings Cross"

(Still having a crack at singing - there is a god)

*All obssessed with swimming, even changed her profoto to this stunner:
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(Note the 'please remove protective film')

*But 15 hours later decided to go with this one in which she does look kind of nice, BECAUSE IT'S SO BLURRY AND PIXELATED AND PROBABLY FUCKING OLD - THE YEAR IS MIRACULOUSLY CROPPED OUT OMG WTF
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(I think we need to acknowledge the possibility that this is a iphone photo of an actual photo of a tv screen.)

She seems to mainly interact with a man named Ryan David Cole who appears to be in love with Liz. He even does facebook quizzes on her behalf, such as the 'What drug are you?' quiz which they both got 'The contraceptive pill'. The both got the same! But he did both quizzes!! LOL CRAZY CONTRACEPTIVE KIDS.


*On july 18th she decided to model her Karen Walker sunnies
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*This sexy topless shot from May received no likes :(
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*I was going to stop then i found this pic, oh Liz, you're such a card!
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*And just incase you were wondering:
Liz Shaw was reading fitness and news stories.
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Postby daggers » Sun Aug 16, 2015 12:14 pm

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby 9seconds » Sun Aug 16, 2015 8:32 pm

Skoll wrote:
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+1

I don't want anyone threatening my white male privilege.
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Postby Drax » Sun Aug 16, 2015 10:07 pm

A truly epic saga.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby 9seconds » Mon Aug 17, 2015 11:44 am

just read the whole thread, what a ride
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Window Licker » Fri Oct 23, 2015 5:18 am

Liz Shaw
5 hrs ·
According to some I am like herpes, I don't go away and I pop up when they least expect. This is actually true. I hadn't heard from one of my Sydney friends since July last year and wasn't sure if they were snubbing me or just busy or whatever, well today I finally sent them a message online and we're going to catch up for a drink some time in the near future, hopefully next week. See Ryan David Cole I do have friends in Sydney and I do get out actually. I'm just have long periods out of contact with people and I'm just a very busy person. That's all.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Window Licker » Sun Oct 25, 2015 10:36 pm

Liz Shaw
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Today some idiot jumped down my throat for saying Rebel Wilson is morbidly obese and that I was size 12-14, which is absolute garbage. I'm a size 4-10 depending on the cut and label (4-8 in Karen Walker, 8 at Portmans, 8-10 at Sheike)
Further investigations show Rebel Wilson weighs 132 kilos. Adele weighs 85 and is size 14.
Given the 50 kilo difference between the two Rebel is lying about her dress size. She is at least a size 20. Size bands are generally about 10 kilos.
I then looked up other celeb measurements like Katy Perry, Ellie Goulding and others. I found that my measurements are very similar despite having a higher scale number (which I haven't checked in over a month - I'm using my tape measure and clothe fits). Many like Ellie, Katy and Lena are the same size as me 6-10.
The point I'm trying to make is that I have not been a size 12-14 in years and I'm genuinely offended someone actually said I was when the clothes I'm wearing right now are 10s and the skort I'm wearing is actually marginally big. I could go down to an 8.
I know loads of people love Rebel Wilson but she's 132 kilos and my height. At my biggest I was 90-95 kilos at a guess and was a size 18. That was obese, so the fact Rebel is 132 kilos is so unhealthy, and I just can't condone her building a career on being morbidly obese.
She's actually a really bad role model and I hate when the MSM tries to justify and condone morbid obesity. It's really unacceptable.
It's not my fault that the world thinks obesity is this magical body condition. I would call it a physical and mental illness.
And it's not my fault that people are lazy and don't realise the importance of exercise.
Through my celebrity measurement investigations I discovered that I must have a lot of muscle.
Body love is not the same as health and obesity is never going to be healthy.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Dead Kid » Mon Oct 26, 2015 4:20 am

A chocolate cake can put a smile on your face, but a turd the size of a chocolate bar is still a turd.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Kev Japan » Tue Oct 27, 2015 2:07 am

She now looks like a sculpture of Jimmy Saville carved out of ham steak.

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Postby General Mutante » Tue Oct 27, 2015 4:22 am

Been totally destroying my penis to that swimming goggles pic. Had to hose off the sofa afterwards.
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Postby Subcide » Wed Oct 28, 2015 6:26 pm

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Wed Oct 28, 2015 9:12 pm

What the fuck rigby.

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Postby mmmm....good crack » Wed Oct 28, 2015 9:21 pm

Banable comment imo
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Postby Subcide » Thu Oct 29, 2015 12:22 pm

mmmm....good crack wrote:Banable comment imo


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