Liz Shaw now has a blog...

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Postby Cosmo Kramer » Wed Aug 08, 2012 5:52 pm

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Wed Aug 08, 2012 5:53 pm

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Person » Sat Aug 25, 2012 10:27 pm

Heh.

I see some skepticism on here about Liz's claims to be a "journalist" or "news writer", or another one she likes to throw around, "researcher". She is none of these. She does not work in mainstream media, she works in media monitoring. Essentially, she reviews news clips and determines if they are relevant or not to her employer's clients. She reads/listens to news and clicks buttons. She does not write news.

Then again, she's never let the truth get in the way of what she chooses to believe before.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby dclxvi » Sun Aug 26, 2012 12:40 pm

Disgruntled co-worker?
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Craig_Bastard » Sun Aug 26, 2012 4:39 pm

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby akaxo » Sun Aug 26, 2012 5:12 pm

can't believe someone actually employed her
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Martli » Sun Aug 26, 2012 5:15 pm

Obviously not an employer who does the old facebook/internet search during recruitment.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Person » Sun Aug 26, 2012 5:24 pm

dclxvi wrote:Disgruntled co-worker?

I doubt she has any current or former co-workers who are not disgruntled.

Everything on the blog seems to have been deleted since yesterday. Meanwhile, her Twitter feed, which she deleted yesterday, has returned. Bitch is crazy. Actual crazy.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby edthehorse » Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:46 am

What's more amusing is Liz thinks the job she is doing right now is the path to her being a talkback show host. Dunno how that works, when she has no patience for things that don't interest her, nor is she interested in listening to any point of view that opposes hers, because hers is always right, no matter how screwed-up it may seem to the rest of the world.
Oh and if you disagree with her, you'll get the line "I didn't realise it was a crime to have an opinion" or "let's agree to disagree". She's been recycling the same six comeback lines for years and years.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby edthehorse » Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:44 pm

Person wrote:Heh.

I see some skepticism on here about Liz's claims to be a "journalist" or "news writer", or another one she likes to throw around, "researcher". She is none of these. She does not work in mainstream media, she works in media monitoring. Essentially, she reviews news clips and determines if they are relevant or not to her employer's clients. She reads/listens to news and clicks buttons. She does not write news.

Then again, she's never let the truth get in the way of what she chooses to believe before.

I agree with everything you say :) what is your connection to Liz?

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby dclxvi » Mon Aug 27, 2012 6:08 pm

more importantly, what's yours?

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby edthehorse » Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:35 pm

I share her passion for working in the media, but unlike her I actually do work in it :)

She used to infest a forum I used to read occasionally.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Person » Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:14 pm

edthehorse wrote:She used to infest a forum I used to read occasionally.

Ditto.

I don't really want to go into how I know about her job, but I don't think I really need to.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby dclxvi » Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:36 am

probably should. just sayin

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Postby Craig_Bastard » Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:50 am

Person wrote:
edthehorse wrote:She used to infest a forum I used to read occasionally.

Ditto.

I don't really want to go into how I know about her job, but I don't think I really need to.


Join the donators forum and tell us so she wont see it.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Person » Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:33 am

OK without incriminating anyone, I know people who work with her.

There's lots of commentary around about her looks, her small-mindedness and her numerous psychological issues, but one thing that gets missed is the smell. She smells like shit. Like, actual poo. She literally could not be any more repulsive.

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Postby Dead Kid » Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:37 am

Person wrote:I see some skepticism on here about Liz's claims to be a "journalist" or "news writer", or another one she likes to throw around, "researcher". She is none of these. She does not work in mainstream media, she works in media monitoring. Essentially, she reviews news clips and determines if they are relevant or not to her employer's clients. She reads/listens to news and clicks buttons. She does not write news.

Judging by the quality of some of the mainstream news websites, they can't call themselves journalists or news writers either. More like copy & paste monkeys, and they even struggle to get that right.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Person » Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:41 am

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BTW the blog is back online.

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Postby ghetto ninja » Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:55 am

Bahahahahaha fucking hell.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Drax » Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:06 pm

The last couple pages of this thread just led me into several minutes of looking up Liz Shaw activity on other forums.

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Postby mmmm....good crack » Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:07 pm

Jesus :explainittomelikeimfive:
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby MuscleMan » Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:50 pm

she is the personification of ignorance and rancid ham put through a mincer.

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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Tue Aug 28, 2012 1:35 pm

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That's awesome.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby dustbinflowers » Tue Aug 28, 2012 1:49 pm

I just read her blog about marriage:

Personally, I don't think that anyone can be genuinely opposed to marriage. There was a lot of subtext in the comments that suggests people had been burned and were saying they didn't want to get married or support marriage because it represents oppression and hurt. I think in reality, if they met the right person they would change their tune and admit that they want to marry.

Then there are the fiercely independent people who say they don't want to be tied down, and I believe that with them they genuinely hold that viewpoint, but again, if they met the right person, they would change their mind. It's like the people who say they don't want kids. If you meet the right person then I can guarantee you would want kids. All that really varies is the amount of children you want.

It got me thinking about something else though - if I'm right that deep down everyone wants to get married yet says they don't want to marry, why are they in denial? And if they are in denial do they have communication issues? If you can't be honest with yourself then how can you ever been honest with someone else? I just don't think you can.

I believe everyone wants to get married and that those who say they don't want to get married are lying and haven't met the right person. I also think that a lot of people don't take marriage seriously enough. Isn't marriage supposed to be for life? Isn't that what differentiates it from a defacto relationship?


Now I want to bang my head against a wall with the knowledge that I have been lying, not just to the world, but to myself about not wanting to marry and have children...
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Tue Aug 28, 2012 1:56 pm

It's bad enough that you're lying to yourself, and the world, but lying to *Liz*..? That's harsh :cry: :cry: :cry:



Aw, I gota keep editing my posts, she's too easy a target, it just feels mean, she's obvs mentally deficient, and I was brought up not to laugh at retardeds :?

Edited, *again*: Oh man, this: http://thelizshawfiles.blogspot.co.nz/2012/08/women-in-media-attractive-or-smart.html#comment-form

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:12 pm

shes like some kind of comedy act, like lynn of tawa or something.

i think a comedienne could build a successful career based on liz shaw, like that dildo who pretends to be chopper read.
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:16 pm

Fiction & Falsehood wrote:comedienne



RACIST!
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Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:20 pm

sorry, a white comedienne
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:22 pm

Sorry, lame chick attempting to be funny.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby ghetto ninja » Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:41 pm

Christ, that blog post you chucked up just about made me rip my dick off and smash the computer.
What in the fuck is wrong with this broad.
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