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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby dustbinflowers » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:20 pm

They're actually all fapping.

I know I am.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Philfy Vermin » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:58 pm

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Holy fucking ancient goatse!


a surprisingly apt description, its a sheila na gig, which is basically a depiction of a prostitute, and its on a church.so that holy and fucking, and its very old and well, 'goatse' speaks for itself.

well done sir.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:31 pm

So the ancient Gaels fortold the clunge? Just got all Indiana Jones up in that shit, prophesy and suchlike.

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Postby Philfy Vermin » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:49 pm

yeh haha, i read that today too, i imagined how the conversation would go when i would be like 'thats not a gargoyle, thats a hunky punk'
people would think im making it up. :baton:

i also read about the 'hinky punk' more commonly known as the will o' wisp, which lead me to reading about all around the world sightings of mysterious lights in swamps(the scientific explanation was actually really interesting) but when i hit australia, i cracked the fuck up, il let you see why for yourself, not sure if its funny outta context.
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:12 pm

Hahaha, wtf, is their Min Min light just white cunts with torches?!
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Philfy Vermin » Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:20 pm

it was 'the lights sometime follow or approached people and have disappeared when fired upon, only to reappear later on' that made me laugh

of all the folklore in all the countries, the only one that mentions shooting at it is fuckin straya cunt
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:27 pm

Yeah, it's totally dudes in Aussie. On to 'corpse roads' now, pretty metal \m/
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Postby General Mutante » Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:41 pm

The ancient Gaels did indeed foretell of the clunge. Our people have the sight. Sometimes we wish we didn't.
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:02 pm

Are there any legends about how to *defeat* it?!
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Postby Philfy Vermin » Sun Apr 07, 2013 8:27 am

burning at the stake
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Postby Dead Kid » Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:35 am

Lob a holy hand grenade into it
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:47 am

Are those euphemisms? *shudders*
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Postby Philfy Vermin » Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:21 pm

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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:35 pm

Her "shrill tenor" :lol:
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Philfy Vermin » Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:22 pm

i should buy it, i love cyndi lauper
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:03 pm

Oh gods, the selfies!
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:04 pm

That's what I was tryna link to.. especially the side on one.. LOL

I love that ALL her clothing items on trademe are actual size 10.. but in her description says "would fit size 12-14" ... didu stretch them out? lolzzzz

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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:21 pm

I loled at that too, geez, she's got no idea. And that's not the arse of a size 8, bro.
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Postby Craig_Bastard » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:31 am

"Never worn"........?
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:13 am

I quite like the spangly blue one, wonders will never cease.

Edit: *coughcoughsavestowatchlistdiesoftheconsumptionchoke*

Edit 2: I like how the photo of the label is all blurry, I wana see if anyone else on tm has the same dress, because I don't think I could put my body where Liz Shaw's has been. Pretty sure I couldn't, acsh. Arrrgh, she brings out my shallowest, most *female* :S
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby dustbinflowers » Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:20 am

not really liking the weight bitching on here, even of Liz. She's not exactly obese, and she is a mental case.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:25 am

I know, it's horrible. I know it is. Her figure is fine, fuck. *duly chastised*
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby dustbinflowers » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:03 am

ha, just uncomfortable about it- aware that I'll never be a 12 again, and would hate it if I was judged by my thigh diameter, rather than whether I can walk up a mountain. I'd be more happy being judged by my relative mental quotient than my bmi I think. Hmm, weird...
Liz does judge others pretty brutally, a shitload of her mentallness seems to be bound up in body image- both her own, and her fucked up perception of how the rest of the world should be.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby dustbinflowers » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:05 am

and yes, I do judge the world by whether they can walk up a mountain. Also by how calloused their hands are, and if they can chop firewood.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:15 pm

Liz holds up a warped funfair mirror image of *my own arse*. She's got, like, some weird reverse BDD shit going on or something? Being a girl is awesome fun. It's sux resorting to this high school language, 'she does it' isn't really a good excuse.

'In the name of funny joax' however...

Ps. I can't chop firewood, I'm too fucking unco, my big strong flatmate has to do that. She's a bad ass, that one ;)
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby dustbinflowers » Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:49 pm

I love chopping wood :)
To be fair though, I'm probably out of practice, having not had a fireplace for a good few years
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Philfy Vermin » Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:20 pm

im pretty mean as bro at splitting wood, i quite like doing it, i even like to have a chopper on hand as well to sort out the knotty ones, it becomes a bit of a challenge/matter of pride after a bit.

not too bad at mountains either, but regarding both things im hideously unfit and would probably collapse and die if i tried.
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