Liz Shaw now has a blog...

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby the croc » Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:13 pm

More like the new Wing. Yulia might be a mental but at least she can actually sing.
There's more to life than thrash
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and do the heavy head dance

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby TimShadbolt » Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:38 pm

Hey now, come on... Wing is a total babe.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Fri Aug 16, 2013 12:56 am

"When I married Glyn, I never expected the marriage to be that good."

Classic.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby buckton » Fri Aug 16, 2013 1:01 am

When I went back to Nelson to get my stuff there was a newspaper clipping about namelessgate in there, was gonna scan it, then couldn't be fucked.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby mmmm....good crack » Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:12 am

Definitely one of our finest efforts.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Philfy Vermin » Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:16 pm

the greatest tale in the anals of punkas history
Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red


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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby scott penk » Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:30 pm

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Community/MessageBoard/Messages.aspx?id=1310604&topic=10

Liz goes on the trademe messageboards to complain about trademe, but instead is mocked for her singing skills

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Mon Aug 19, 2013 4:42 pm

Cant find Liz's twitter... helppppppp

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Mon Aug 19, 2013 4:42 pm

oh its back to same same.... :s

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby buckton » Mon Aug 19, 2013 4:55 pm

Screen cap trademe for me someone, please.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby daggers » Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:16 pm

ok
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby daggers » Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:38 pm

I don't care enough.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:52 pm

Clearly.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby daggers » Mon Aug 19, 2013 6:44 pm

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby buckton » Tue Aug 20, 2013 12:58 am

Thanks for that, I don't have trademe account and can't look the message board, do you want a small Madball shirt for you efforts?
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:10 am

Liz 'favourited' some hilarious crack I made about the unnecessary tampons thing. I felt so violated, I had to shower three times.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:45 pm

https://twitter.com/Liz_Australia
check out the newest pic of lizzie just wearing a bra (dont know how to link it from twitter)

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:49 pm

Ah fuck, I saw that. Also, she doesn't seem to understand female musculature, girls don't get 'six pack abs' :S
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Kev Japan » Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:56 pm

Lamb wrote:https://twitter.com/Liz_Australia
check out the newest pic of lizzie just wearing a bra (dont know how to link it from twitter)


Fucking hell. Clicking on that was my own fucking fault. :cry:

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:28 pm

Al Bundy wrote:MY EYEEEEES


*etc*
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Philfy Vermin » Sun Sep 01, 2013 11:21 pm

middle aged body liz ONE OF US GOOBLE GABBLE
Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red


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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:16 pm

Liz Abs Sydney Shaw ‏@Liz_Australia 14h
If you couldn't tell I find arrogance a very awesome feature to have. And being Australian.


Liz Abs Sydney Shaw ‏@Liz_Australia 18h
@madskuxxx I'm in a position to diss overweight people again.


Liz Abs Sydney Shaw ‏@Liz_Australia 22h
I'm excited. Puts on thick Aussie accent. I love my Aussie twang:-)


Liz Abs Sydney Shaw ‏@Liz_Australia 1 Sep
In a past life I think I must've been an Aussie soldier's wife or something, or maybe I was the daughter of one of Australia's founders.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:38 pm

haha wow.. Liz shaw just said exactly what I'm feeling... I feel dirty right now..

http://thelizshawfiles.blogspot.co.nz/2 ... -just.html

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Tue Sep 03, 2013 6:15 pm

I'm so not reading that. She's yuuuuck, I don't wana think of her 'dating'.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:19 am

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff-nation/ass ... m-catch-on


Avoiding parking fines: Don't let them catch on
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I have managed to successfully get off parking fines more than once.

One time I forgot to pay my parking so I simply phoned the car park managers and they waived the fine.

Another two times I simply wrote a note on my car when the machine wasn't working and I didn't get fined.

This has worked more than once.

I don't do it all the time though because I don't want them to catch wind of the fact I sometimes don't want to pay parking.

It's simple.

The problem is, most of the providers only allow you to text a park with Vodafone, this is a real hindrance for those on Telecom as we have to pay by cash or debit card.

I'd pay parking 100 per cent of the time if the providers allowed Telecom customers to text a park too.

It's a severe fault in the system.

Getting out of fines is easy but you have to be careful with it so they don't catch on.

In order to treat my father and me with fairness, I request that my name be left off this report.



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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Dick Dynamite » Wed Sep 11, 2013 3:25 am

Why her father? I don't get it.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby dustbinflowers » Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:43 am

Maybe he's embarrassed to share the same last name?
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Wed Sep 11, 2013 11:26 am

Neither.. but they published her name.. and on twitter everyone was all "LOLZZZ they published your name"
and liz was all "YOU MORONS OF COURSE I WANTED THEM TO PUBLISH MY NAME.. I wrote the article"

almost as baffling as the father comment.... and calling it an article.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Wed Sep 11, 2013 11:41 am

i put the link at the top of the post.. silly!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff-nation/ass ... m-catch-on


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