Liz Shaw now has a blog...

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Drax » Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:09 pm

Nah do whatever Sub Zero does.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby daggers » Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:04 pm

Drax wrote:Nah do whatever Sub Zero does.


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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby scott penk » Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:08 pm

Philfy Vermin wrote:woah, fuck up phil, youre drunk.

feel free to delete that quote scott


haha sorry just saw this, i figure everyones seen it now so wont bother deleting it

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Philfy Vermin » Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:41 am

sweet i wont bother either
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:46 pm

Liz Shaw ‏@Lizzie_J_Shaw 7m
Really wants to see the tax on petrol decrease. Prices are absurd. Can't the government increase the cost of public transport!





Rachael B ‏@Rachael_B_nz 1h
@Lizzie_J_Shaw no, because that increases cars on the road thus congestion.


Liz Shaw ‏@Lizzie_J_Shaw 1h
@Rachael_B_nz So build more roads

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:01 pm

Liz Shaw ‏@Lizzie_J_Shaw 1h
@antDigital @NZLotteries See I find Lotto a waste of time. I mean I know you COULD win the big one but it's too much of a gamble for me.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Philfy Vermin » Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:38 pm

gambling, too much of a gamble.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby ghetto ninja » Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:45 pm

Liz was going ORF yesterday! Accusing Jacqui Brown of copying her Karen Walker steez, because apparently Karen Walker is an underground label.
Also did some vids on the scene of the west pac hold up, girlfriend was on fire!
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Any Day Now » Wed Jun 19, 2013 4:19 pm

"This is square one with Liz Shaw, I'm your host, Liz Shaw. Bringing you EXCLUSIVE pictures of a dimly lit street."


Journalizm at it's finest.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Wed Jun 19, 2013 4:30 pm

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoY8qNyCFgI[/video]

EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF THE PENROSE HOSTAGE SITUATION.

errr no 3.29 of Liz Shaws face... she realises the camera is meant to point the other way right?
This is maybe my fave vid ever.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Any Day Now » Wed Jun 19, 2013 4:32 pm

She obviously doesn't watch a lot of news, otherwise she'd realise that usually the camera is pointed at the situation being covered.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:06 pm

Up there with shittest faces in NZ

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Skoll » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:04 pm

I think this confirms she has a mental illness...

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Postby dclxvi » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:06 pm

'Square One' is a pretty apt summary of where she ends up every time she opens her stupid fucking mouth.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby FC » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:21 pm

Any Day Now wrote:She obviously doesn't watch a lot of news, otherwise she'd realise that usually the camera is pointed at the situation being covered.


It's the liz shaw show, not the "shit that's going on around liz shaw" show
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:39 pm

FC wrote:
Any Day Now wrote:She obviously doesn't watch a lot of news, otherwise she'd realise that usually the camera is pointed at the situation being covered.


It's the liz shaw show, not the "shit that's going on around liz shaw" show


Aidan.. it's "Square one with Liz Shaw.. and I'm your host .. Liz shaw.." now.. not the Liz shaw show.. geez didnt you get the rebranding memo??

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Window Licker » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:55 pm

I was sort of hoping she'd end up interacting with someone, because all i've ever really seen of others dealing with her is the idol thing. It's kind of like Borat or Ali G or something, heaps funnier when unleashed on the unsuspecting public.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby FC » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:20 am

Lamb wrote:
FC wrote:
Any Day Now wrote:She obviously doesn't watch a lot of news, otherwise she'd realise that usually the camera is pointed at the situation being covered.


It's the liz shaw show, not the "shit that's going on around liz shaw" show


Aidan.. it's "Square one with Liz Shaw.. and I'm your host .. Liz shaw.." now.. not the Liz shaw show.. geez didnt you get the rebranding memo??


I barely listen to what she's saying.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby buckton » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:42 am

I can never watch a whole clip, at what point does it count as a view on YouTube? 10 secs, 30 secs, halfway?
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby TimShadbolt » Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:14 am

Window Licker wrote:I was sort of hoping she'd end up interacting with someone, because all i've ever really seen of others dealing with her is the idol thing. It's kind of like Borat or Ali G or something, heaps funnier when unleashed on the unsuspecting public.


Holy shit, that's brilliant. I'd love to see her actually interacting with another human being for once.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby dustbinflowers » Thu Jun 20, 2013 9:25 am

Skoll wrote:I think this confirms she has a mental illness...
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:58 pm

Liz Shaw ‏@Lizzie_J_Shaw 8h
‏@AklTransport Could you please unblock me so I can respond occasionally.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby buckton » Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:18 pm

Lamb wrote:
Liz Shaw ‏@Lizzie_J_Shaw 8h
‏@AklTransport Could you please unblock me so I can respond excessively.


Fixed.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Philfy Vermin » Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:39 am

buckton wrote:
Lamb wrote:
Liz Shaw ‏@Lizzie_J_Shaw 8h
‏@AklTransport Could you please extend me a courtesy i would deny my own mother on her deathbed so I can talk a bunch of insane nonsense that amuses people who despise me?


Fixed.


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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby buckton » Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:29 pm

Lizzies been quiet lately or has everyone given up?
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:12 pm

Haven't checked twitter since earl said he didn't really vibe jay z and a thousand cunts lost their shit

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:16 am

Given up (Since that one night after we got space-fast-meganet, and watched (*pissed ourselves at*) her crappy videos on youtube for hours. I've had 'say wha jew wand buddy wun sloppy' in my head for *days*, just when it goes my evil child replants the seed of earworm, my kid is a *bitch*. Godsfuckingdamnit, there it goes again :'( )
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:52 pm

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00vujpgDnW4&feature=c4-overview&list=UUcoCLdllfWbL5vypiiSPftg[/video]

I've never seen anyone wear that much eyeliner... not even teenage goths...

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:55 pm

She's toned down the crazy on the twitter etc... to boring ... after the whole DB thing... havent been following it in ages coz just boring.... asked friend for the goss though....

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Thu Jul 18, 2013 2:13 pm

Dude, in my world of eyeliner, that's fuck all. I'm a proponent of the 'piling it on' school of eyeliner ;)
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