Liz Shaw now has a blog...

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby daggers » Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:50 pm

what a nice and easy URL to remember as you walk past the poster
https://www.discogs.com/user/daggers_NZ/collection

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby TimShadbolt » Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:26 pm

Bitch needs a QR code.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby geetar_man » Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:48 pm

TimShadbolt wrote:Bitch needs a QR code.


All the ones I've seen had QR codes. She's been busy.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby dclxvi » Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:57 pm

Someone should do a run of these with a QR code that links to that photo.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:26 pm

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH9yJzT3DjU&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]


Each song gets a bit more tragic... same tune different words....... :explainittomelikeimfive:

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Nathanael » Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:13 am

Lamb wrote:same tune different words....... :explainittomelikeimfive:


Thats a bit generous.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Philfy Vermin » Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:10 am

same tuneless syntax?
Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red


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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Milky Pisswit » Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:50 am

her 'tunes' sound like a downsyndrome baby choking on a recorder.
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:02 pm

I like how she's just whacked that 'poster' over an anti-vivisection poster, good old Lizzeh, reminding us what's important.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby akaxo » Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:31 pm

yeah fuck that bitch
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:32 pm

Just adds another dimension to her piece of shit cuntiness

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:39 pm

If she 'wins', shit is gona go next level. Instead of a few cunts in some bullshit subculture (love youse guys :calavcalav: ) hating on her mental ways, *everyone* will be. Grannies in the street be kicking her, her coffee guy will be luigi-ing in her drinks, small children will be hurling faeces at her...

Gods, I hope she 'wins'.
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Postby arkie » Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:41 pm

Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:her coffee guy will be luigi-ing in her drinks

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Nathanael » Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:40 pm

Hahaha my thoughts exactly
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:39 pm

What can I say, I'm a word maverick. That's IRL too, like that time I luigied toothpaste all down my dress while brushing my teeth and driving, I'm a very special girl :wink:
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby General Mutante » Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:53 pm

This all has to stop. I'm becoming increasingly convinced that Shaw is everything that is wrong with white middle New Zealand and she just keeps getting fed. It is sick and will destroy us all. I have seen visions of a terrifying future.
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:08 pm

Who's yer one who's condemned to repeat prophecy that noone listens to, Cassandra?
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Philfy Vermin » Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:43 pm

the only harm liz shaw is doing is to herself, i actually think shes too terrible to do herself in, which would make me feel bad if she did, as it would indicate some semblance of a human soul somewhere within the delusional self importance and ignorance, but i think she will live a long time as some sort of weird appendage annoying the crap out of anyone she comes in contact with, but achieving nothing other than gaining the contempt of the nation.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Sat Apr 27, 2013 6:56 pm

So as Liz herself has pointed out this samsung insider thing.. is ultimately decided by the judged NOT the votes....
So why embarrass yourself with posters over the city?

And WHY oh WHY would you not put effort into holding your camera(slash phone) steady.. doing your hair and makeup. The mind still boggles at this!!!!

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:05 pm

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Isn't this kinda thing like.. illegal?
Defacing and stuff???

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:11 pm

Liz Shaw ‏@LizShaw2013 22 Apr
If I DO win the #samsunginsider I'll be giving away the Samsung products. I'm a loyal iPhone/Apple user:-).



Yeah cool sure that'll make em pick you!

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Philfy Vermin » Sun Apr 28, 2013 10:55 am

oh its decided by a judge?

well they arent gunna choose liz shaw.

i guess they decided that when they saw lizzay was applying, "holy fuck we cant let that thing represent us"

also what an obnoxious way to post flyers, cant this chick do anything right?
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Dead Kid » Sun Apr 28, 2013 5:43 pm

She can't even choose a font that isn't Comic Sans
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:33 pm

"THE liz shaw"

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Philfy Vermin » Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:45 pm

fuck she is just the worst
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby mmmm....good crack » Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:08 pm

Disgusting on the inside, and out.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Sun Apr 28, 2013 10:27 pm

The Winner will be selected by a panel of judges appointed by the Promoter. Four (4) finalists (“Finalists”) will be selected by a panel of judges appointed by the Promoter and one (1) Wildcard, selected by greatest number of ‘love it’ postings on their entry video. ‘Love it’ is a custom button created by Samsung which allows ‘love it’ postings to be aggregated from Facebook users and Samsung Insider app users. The Finalists will be the entrants whose entries fulfil the entry criteria and whose answers are judged to be the most creative and original from all entries received.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:41 pm

HOLY SHIT.



Liz Shaw ‏@LizShaw2013 2m
#syria, terrible what's happening in Syria, now please vote for me here https://www.samsunginsider.co.nz/pages/entry/61


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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby dustbinflowers » Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:41 am

wow, she's a bot
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby ghetto ninja » Mon Apr 29, 2013 11:42 am

My dick gets hard every time she refers to herself in the third person.
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