Liz Shaw now has a blog...

[Fiction & Falsehood]

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx3UQ5kx8JI[/video]

Actually the saddest thing I've seen in a long time

[dclxvi]

I just realised this thread has seventeen thousand hits.

J, if edthehorse were to be repeatedly smashing f5 on this until 5am most days, would each one count?

[Fiction & Falsehood]

im not convinced ed = liz

the sorts of things he/she was saying early on dont sound like liz, and if it were, that would be anotehr kind of crazy, a level of insanity that makes the mind boggle, BOGGLE.

[dclxvi]

so this didn't make your mind BOGGLE?

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn9D2Ab2N64[/video]

[edthehorse]

im not convinced ed = liz

the sorts of things he/she was saying early on dont sound like liz, and if it were, that would be anotehr kind of crazy, a level of insanity that makes the mind boggle, BOGGLE.

Finally someone realises it - I'm not Liz.
Something else to think about - if I really was her, do you think I'd just sit back and let everyone say what they've been saying about her in this thread? You've all seen how Liz reacts whenever someone tells her she can't do something - she HAS to get her 2c in and say stupid shit like "you don't know me! YOU'RE BLOCKED!" (just look at her Twitter feed from today). Instead, I haven't jumped to her defence once, have I?
I hate her just as much as you lot do, and was fully expecting to see her fail today, in a way it's good that she has finally been told she can't sing. Problem is, she disagrees, and is looking at her next reality show already. Oh yay.

[dclxvi]

The only way you can prove it is by posting a selfie, holding up a sign which reads KANWOX

FYI: I don't hate Liz, I've never met her. I think she's completely ridiculous and has an abhorrent personality but I don't hate her.

[Fiction & Falsehood]

yeh mr horse, id like some proof too, just to lay it to rest, i dont think even liz is as insane as she would have to be to be you(wut?) link us to your facebook and update it with 'kanwox' and we will know you are one of us.

i have to say tho, you are quite obsessive about liz, is there perhaps something between you two we should know about?

[FC]

Has to say kanwox, no kanwox, you're liz.

[the croc]

5th google result for "liz shaw blog" is this thread

[Dixon Cider A.C.]

its just a matter of time.

[Fiction & Falsehood]

a matter of going back in time?

If you hate me so much then why do you continually post that image, and if you think that I am so horrifically ugly then why do you post that image?

If you truly hated me then wouldn't it be better to ignore the whole "Liz Shaw Infamy"?

Anyway, just posting to say that Liquidfire are using me on their website under their celebrity section, and to say that my website has once again been updated, check out work and check out the home page.

http://www.slinky.net.nz
http://www.slinky.net.nz/work.html

ed being liz isnt that far fetched, i just really hope shes not that crazy, otherwise im kinda scared.

[undercover]

....ed being liz isnt that far fetched, i just really hope shes not that crazy, otherwise im kinda scared.

You are right to be scared.... it's just too weird that Ed has only ever posted on this thread (63 times to date - fucking obsessive) AND hung out for nearly a month to post within less than an hour from you saying you're not convinced Ed isn't Liz....

S/he's watching......

[dclxvi]

http://www.bigassmessage.com/51223

[buckton]

I thought that video of her saying of course a lot was enough evidence that she was edthehorse (of course of course)

[Fiction & Falsehood]

[TimShadbolt]

[buckton]

Are you gais mocking me cos it took me that long to put that together or praising me cos I'm smart? It's hard to tell!

[Fiction & Falsehood]

praising you for your insight

also this:

Yeah, I'm at Auckland with her too. I've had the displeasure of being caught behind her heading up the stairs out of the Human Sciences Building, her tiny skirt giving up the ghost as rolls of her lower buttocks unfurled out. There were about six or seven guys with me, and the collective shudder and simultaneous turning of heads had to be heard and seen to be believed.

That's not all! I was lucky enough to be in her politics class last semester. In the first few lectures in each course, a class representative is picked as a liaison between the class and the department for monthly meetings and the like. It's nothing glamorous, and someone will usually just volunteer nonchalantly. Our class wasn't huge (fourty-something?) so we only had two people raise their hands for it - one fairly ordinary guy, and, natch, Ms NZX. Our lecturer was a pretty laidback guy, and offered them the chance to simply share the position rather than go through the rigmarole of voting. The guy was fine with this. She, naturally, kicked up a fuss worthy of an 8-year old. She got to her feet, and banging her desk, declared:

"No, we HAVE to have an election! I mean, this IS politics! Come on, people! I demand that we give speeches and cast votes!"

Eyes rolled across the room, and the lecturer, who could have been spending his time teaching us rather than wading through this bullshit, let her take the floor. She proceeded to give a spiel about her notoriety from Craccum, how she would stop at nothing to get what she wanted, and how (this is the clincher) since she'd won a fairly substantial bar tab for the student pub as a prize for another gloriously fucking insipid letter, she would shout drinks to those who voted for her.

Facing such subtle bribery, her rival gave a resigned speech, acknowledging that he wasn't all that interested in the position, he didn't have much experience, and that, face it, he couldn't compete with the offer of free beer. The pair retired to the corridor outside, while the class cast their votes.

A minute later, the wretched woman strolls proudly back in to see her name being rubbed off the board (with barely concealed mirth) by our lecturer. The class, unanimously, voted for the other guy. I never saw her in that class again, but the expression of shock and horror on her face will stay with me a lifetime.

The porn thing upped her fame no end. I first saw a copy of the shoot at the flat of some Craccum people, threw it away in drunken horror, only to see it land in the middle of the room, open at the vag spread photo. Superstition? Coincedence? Or a sign of ancient and fucking hideous evil?

Moreover my friend actually went and talked to her in the quad after she related the tale of her porn career in Craccum. From the sound of what she told me about the conversation, the poor girl's pathological. She didn't do the shoot as some sort of female empowerment or self-esteem thing. She just did it for attention and to get talked about. That most of that talking is akin to what's already been said in this thread is irrelevant. She craves fame, and it's at once pathetic, hilarious and fucking horrifying. One of a kind.

[TimShadbolt]

Definitely praising.

I'm disappointed there wasn't more of a melodrama yesterday. She's gone all 'oh well, onwards and upwards' on it. Or 'plenty more competitions with which to embarrass myself'...

I want a new video, god damn it.

[Fiction & Falsehood]

just one post from edthehorse has served to make me think maybe it IS liz after all... come on dude, if you aint liz, bust out a kanwox

[Kev Japan]

praising you for your insight

also this:

Yeah, I'm at Auckland with her too. I've had the displeasure of being caught behind her heading up the stairs out of the Human Sciences Building, her tiny skirt giving up the ghost as rolls of her lower buttocks unfurled out. There were about six or seven guys with me, and the collective shudder and simultaneous turning of heads had to be heard and seen to be believed.

That's not all! I was lucky enough to be in her politics class last semester. In the first few lectures in each course, a class representative is picked as a liaison between the class and the department for monthly meetings and the like. It's nothing glamorous, and someone will usually just volunteer nonchalantly. Our class wasn't huge (fourty-something?) so we only had two people raise their hands for it - one fairly ordinary guy, and, natch, Ms NZX. Our lecturer was a pretty laidback guy, and offered them the chance to simply share the position rather than go through the rigmarole of voting. The guy was fine with this. She, naturally, kicked up a fuss worthy of an 8-year old. She got to her feet, and banging her desk, declared:

"No, we HAVE to have an election! I mean, this IS politics! Come on, people! I demand that we give speeches and cast votes!"

Eyes rolled across the room, and the lecturer, who could have been spending his time teaching us rather than wading through this bullshit, let her take the floor. She proceeded to give a spiel about her notoriety from Craccum, how she would stop at nothing to get what she wanted, and how (this is the clincher) since she'd won a fairly substantial bar tab for the student pub as a prize for another gloriously fucking insipid letter, she would shout drinks to those who voted for her.

Facing such subtle bribery, her rival gave a resigned speech, acknowledging that he wasn't all that interested in the position, he didn't have much experience, and that, face it, he couldn't compete with the offer of free beer. The pair retired to the corridor outside, while the class cast their votes.

A minute later, the wretched woman strolls proudly back in to see her name being rubbed off the board (with barely concealed mirth) by our lecturer. The class, unanimously, voted for the other guy. I never saw her in that class again, but the expression of shock and horror on her face will stay with me a lifetime.

The porn thing upped her fame no end. I first saw a copy of the shoot at the flat of some Craccum people, threw it away in drunken horror, only to see it land in the middle of the room, open at the vag spread photo. Superstition? Coincedence? Or a sign of ancient and fucking hideous evil?

Moreover my friend actually went and talked to her in the quad after she related the tale of her porn career in Craccum. From the sound of what she told me about the conversation, the poor girl's pathological. She didn't do the shoot as some sort of female empowerment or self-esteem thing. She just did it for attention and to get talked about. That most of that talking is akin to what's already been said in this thread is irrelevant. She craves fame, and it's at once pathetic, hilarious and fucking horrifying. One of a kind.

Incredible.

[Milky Pisswit]

Just introduced my wife to the Hambeast Revolution by playing samples of 'bully', 'hero' and other Hambeast classics.

Results left her feeling "grumpy and unhappy" and her asking me to "never play that shit around me again".

She suggested that she should team up with Wing, but I think that the tiny asian dynamo may be a little out of the sloppy flange taco curtains league.

[General Mutante]

At least Wing is a nice lady. That is why we should respect Wing.

[Max]

Wing is the shizz.
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqa-HYihaZo[/video]

[edthehorse]

just one post from edthehorse has served to make me think maybe it IS liz after all... come on dude, if you aint liz, bust out a kanwox

I took a pic but is there no upload facility available here?

[Milky Pisswit]

At least Wing is a nice lady. That is why we should respect Wing.

Agreed. Nothing but love for her from me, an actual legend in her own right and deserving of mad respect.

[Milky Pisswit]

Thread should be locked.

Do not feed the Hambeast that which it craves.

[Fiction & Falsehood]

just one post from edthehorse has served to make me think maybe it IS liz after all... come on dude, if you aint liz, bust out a kanwox

I took a pic but is there no upload facility available here?

imgur then link the picture

[Livestock]

just one post from edthehorse has served to make me think maybe it IS liz after all... come on dude, if you aint liz, bust out a kanwox

I took a pic but is there no upload facility available here?

Come on man, there's a million of them.. http://tinypic.com/ etc
Imagine if this is her and she just busts out some full res hambeast NZX shots..please don't btw, I never recovered after Jayme shoved that shit in my face ages ago.

[Milky Pisswit]

Ok, so you all know what to do now.

LOCK the THREAD!

Save yourselves and starve the cavernous beast before it consumes you all!