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Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:30 pm

J wrote:wouldnt be too surprised if this thread disappears at some point..


nah don't

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby FC » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:02 pm

On her twitter she is complaining about someone impersonating her, so I'm guessing "liz shaw" isnt actually her, but the one Jay posted is.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby mmmm....good crack » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:45 pm

Hahahah brilliant.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby TimShadbolt » Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:42 am

Potential repost, but

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:08 am

i know that tvshow is real crap lowest common denominator bullshit, but they arent really gunna let her on there are they?

just put her down like a horse with 3 legs
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Martli » Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:37 am

They should - it'll get them ratings. Whether they're smart enough to know that or not is an entirely different question.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:55 am

well the first auditions arent the main tv ones are they? its the part where they identify good singers and more especially amusingly bad ones and build up their tvshow from the pool of 'talent' and i use that term in th loosest sense imaginable.

its that process which is responsible for the monster known as liz shaw, they lead these saps on and tell them they are good, but now, all these years later, shes still reeling from her last experience, will they just bury her rather than bear responsibility for her obviously imminent meltdown?
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby TimShadbolt » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:03 am

Holy shit.

https://twitter.com/lizshawnz1 wrote:Oh my God, it's like just hit me. I'm auditioning for #xfactornz today, TODAY, TODAY. Shit, it's just hit me,

https://twitter.com/lizshawnz1 wrote:Waiting in line. About a hundred or so people here.

https://twitter.com/lizshawnz1 wrote:I'm crying in the line:-(


Hopefully the cameras are already on her! It's all come down to this moment. I can't stop refreshing her Twitter in anticipation of the most melodramatic internet event NZ has possibly ever seen. 8O

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:12 am

Any normal person would slink away to lick their wounds. But ol' Lizzy ain't normal, it's going to be spectacular :popcorn:
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Window Licker » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:18 am

maybe the spirit of holmes will possess her. and He will show himself in an almighty nose pimple!
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:33 am

Um, her boots are two completely different colours, what the fuck?
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:55 am

Classic, it's all Paul Holmes's fault that she sux!
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Postby Any Day Now » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:06 am

so they're not gonna bring her back for an epic TV fail? I'm surprised I'll admit.

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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:06 am

Ahahaha ha, now the producers are ugly and stupid, fucking gold.
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Postby Any Day Now » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:11 am

It's ok. She's gonna do NZs Got Talent now.

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Postby Any Day Now » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:13 am

She is actually blaming Paul Holmes death for being a shit singer. There is something very wrong with her :(

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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:16 am

And she's not flat, the producers are dumb. Jesus.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby mmmm....good crack » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:17 am

Kind of a shame we don't get to witness her rejection on camera but oh well, next time.
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Postby TimShadbolt » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:46 am

mmmm....good crack wrote:Kind of a shame we don't get to witness her rejection on camera but oh well, next time.


? There is every possibility that it was filmed. Now we just have to wait months for it to come on television.

I bet she argued with them.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby FC » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:53 am

Was this in front of the judges? Usually they do a round in front of regular people, then bring crazies + good people back for the judges. Maybe there is enough people here they can just do them in front of the judges instead.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:59 am

i would imagine it was recorded, fuck you, im a great singer.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby FC » Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:00 pm

In a way, I hope they decide that she doesn't really deserve to be on TV, because as much of a train wreck as she is, she doesn't.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:04 pm

i hope she wires herself with explosives and blows herself and the whole xfactor production crew to smithereens
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:06 pm

well, she is determined, we know that much.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby ghetto ninja » Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:46 pm

Say what you want, Phill. She's much like the energiser battery.
That really is a terrible line. Aidan should give her a lesson on writing lyrics.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Lamb » Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:06 pm

donvito wrote:[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx3UQ5kx8JI[/video]


Actually the saddest thing I've seen in a long time :(

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby MuscleMan » Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:08 pm

She's taking the piss surely.
SURELY.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby FC » Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:15 pm

I'm the queen who's name is liz
and i'm destined for show biz
and if I have to get my bits out again
then i'll do it just to show them
im serious

Cause there aint nothing worse
than staring into the abyss
and if they don't let me on the screen
I'll suck them into my ravine
I'm serious
who's ass to kiss?
so many notes to miss
am I taking the piss?
Fuck knows
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Postby MuscleMan » Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:17 pm

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby FC » Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:18 pm

Thanks for the inspiration liz, scarring memories, phil and eddie
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