Liz Shaw now has a blog...

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Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby dclxvi » Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:04 pm

It's pretty amusing. The general gist seems to be her rehashing news pieces then bickering with commenters about how her posts do ackshully offer her opinion, by way of what she chooses to omit from the post. I'm sure that's probably some next level journalistic practice there, but I wouldn't know for sure... It'd appear that she's now a self-proclaimed "leader in the mainstream media", although her writings are only publicly available on her blog and she won't divulge who her employer is... Possibly either due to fear of employer retribution or because she has a make-believe job...

Anyway, there's some pretty amusing discourse at the bottom of each dreary post if anybody gives a fuck...

http://thelizshawfiles.blogspot.co.nz

She's also on Twitter - clocking an impressive 3,900 tweets in 9 months, but unsurprisingly it's protected - most of her musings are abhorrent, intolerant and utterly ignorant little forays into short-sighted e-stupidity that she's so famous for, and somehow still believes people need to be privy to... Not sure what's happening inside that batshit insane head of hers but either way it's hard to discern whether it's hilarious or fucking depressing.
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Postby Drax » Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:20 pm

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby toothbrush » Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:29 pm

I bet she works at a newspaper typing out the classified adverts that get called in.

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Postby Red_switch » Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:06 am

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby MuscleMan » Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:23 am

That blog is as horrid as her gash, I couldn't look at it long enough to read anything.

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Postby Kev Japan » Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:18 am

fusky clunge

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Postby Dick Dynamite » Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:49 am

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Postby xsfat » Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:53 am

It'd appear that she's now a self-proclaimed "leader in the mainstream media", although her writings are only publicly available on her blog and she won't divulge who her employer is... Possibly either due to fear of employer retribution or because she has a make-believe job...

http://nz.linkedin.com/pub/liz-shaw/46/580/3ab
If the profile is indeed hers, she could be a news writer at Australian Associated Press

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby dustbinflowers » Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:50 am

With that level of writing skill and lack of independent thought, she very well could be...
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Postby Phlegm » Mon Jul 23, 2012 2:08 pm

That's a long time for a diploma.
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Postby Subcide » Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:10 pm

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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:14 pm

Subcide wrote:
Kev Japan wrote:fusky clunge
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby donvito » Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:04 pm

who is she
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby dclxvi » Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:27 pm

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Liz_Shaw

pretty accurate summary of events right there
Kerry wrote:Then at an old age, the neighbour's dog thought it would be crakup to maul him and he died so we chucked him up in the ground.


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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Kev Japan » Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:36 pm

Good work whoever identified her as having "Dunning-Kruger". I would like to add "fusky clunge" to her list of disorders/ailments.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Kev Japan » Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:36 pm

Kev Japan wrote:Good work whoever identified her as having "Dunning-Kruger". I would like to add "fusky clunge" and "blubber shutters" to her list of disorders/ailments.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Kev Japan » Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:37 pm

Kev, you're drunk!

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby donvito » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:07 am

i love her
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:16 am

dclxvi wrote:https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Liz_Shaw

pretty accurate summary of events right there


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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby snuff » Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:01 am

Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:
Subcide wrote:
Kev Japan wrote:fusky clunge
I guess you really need to ask yourself... What Would Graeme Do?

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Tue Jul 24, 2012 11:41 am

Dixon Cider A.C. wrote:
dclxvi wrote:https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Liz_Shaw

pretty accurate summary of events right there


fuckin extensive



Jaysus, the clunge is fusky as. Seriously, trim your nails, lady :?

And, for a fat girl, what's with her weird tits?! This is gona disturb me for a long time... While making me feel waaaay better about my internet attention whoring habit, it's really pretty mild, I think, after reading that.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby geetar_man » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:36 pm

If by writer/journalist you mean glorified speech-to-text program.

Technically she is in the mainstream media. Technically. Writing down the classified ads would come a Hell of a lot closer to journalism than her role.
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby dclxvi » Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:08 pm

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/igajcn

Whatever mate, she's clearly at the forefront of New Zealand journalism, asking the questions nobody dares to!
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Postby Phlegm » Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:11 pm

Homocidal
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby donvito » Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:11 pm

Has anyone seen her IRL
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:57 pm

Phlegm wrote:Homocidal


Brilliant <3
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Postby Subcide » Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:35 pm

donvito wrote:i love her


Me to ....Spit roast?
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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby donvito » Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:53 pm

pretty 2008
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Postby Lummoxgrinder » Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:35 pm

donvito wrote:Has anyone seen her IRL


I went to school with her. She was crazy then too.

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Re: Liz Shaw now has a blog...

Postby akaxo » Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:11 pm

did you root her?
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