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Re: Anti-Theist shit thread.

Postby aerozol » Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:02 pm

'yourjewishnews' article seemed non-legit, because it looks like it's been written by a five year old...
but BBC: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-12883165

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Re: Anti-Theist shit thread.

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:43 pm

yeh i know, i couldnt be fucked finding a less retarded article, that was the one that popped up on facebook, i was actually hoping it would have had more anti-islam bias when i saw the url.
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Re: Anti-Theist shit thread.

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Fri Apr 05, 2013 3:40 pm

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looks like uncle leo from sienfeld
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Re: Anti-Theist shit thread.

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Fri Apr 05, 2013 3:44 pm

Ahhh, I get it, it's not tits that are offensive, it's nips.

Or some shit?
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Postby the croc » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:37 am

Burke has eaten a lot of Goldfish in her lifetime; she reportedly consumes “two or three pounds” per week, savoring each baked orange cracker one by one. At Melbourne’s Presbyterian Church of the Good Shepherd on Easter Sunday, Pastor D. Scott Worth’s sermon about fish as a symbol of Christianity only confirmed to Burke that her orange fish was special. Could this Goldfish be a miracle, just as Jesus miraculously fed 5,000 people with five barley loaves and two fish in the Bible?

“I believe that it’s a sign, a sign from God, that … he is still in our life every day and he wants to show that to his people,” Burke told Florida Today.


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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:40 am

Haha, crackers, in my mind's eye it was actual goldfish. Two or three pounds of the cunts. Yep, god's in yer biscuits *rolls eyes*
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Re: Anti-Theist shit thread.

Postby Philfy Vermin » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:46 am

Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Ahhh, I get it, it's not tits that are offensive, it's nips.

Or some shit?

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Re: Anti-Theist shit thread.

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:49 am

Yeah, well that's what I'm leaning towards. *FUCK YOUR TITS*
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:50 am

WHY ARE THEY CENSORED?!!! *cracks up*
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Re: Anti-Theist shit thread.

Postby Philfy Vermin » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:51 am

too offensive
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Re: Anti-Theist shit thread.

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:51 am

Oh fuck yeah. Jeez. So what happened to Amina, anyways?
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:55 am

"Personally, monsieur," said Poirot, "I don't give le fuck."

Shoot first, think never!

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Re: Anti-Theist shit thread.

Postby Philfy Vermin » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:58 am

shes getting whipped and raped until she learns her body is disgusting and sinful
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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:06 am

Here, post a hilarious meme about Jesus being a dick, shit got dark in here again.
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Re: Anti-Theist shit thread.

Postby Philfy Vermin » Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:13 am

if amina came to nz i would give her a dedicated, hours long footrub, i dont have a foot fetish i just like her heaps, i hope she makes it, not the hugest fan of femen tho....
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Re: Anti-Theist shit thread.

Postby Philfy Vermin » Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:25 am

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Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red


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Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:26 am

I wish she could come here. All of them. Sux to be a girl in a lot of places, here is pretty ace.
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Re: Anti-Theist shit thread.

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Haha, them pesky Romans...
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Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:30 pm

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Re: Anti-Theist shit thread.

Postby dclxvi » Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:03 pm

shouldn't have stolen that goat
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Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:07 pm

Pretty cool how the dude in my avatar is on the left hand side chillin though.

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always knows where the party is
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Re: Anti-Theist shit thread.

Postby Philfy Vermin » Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:50 am

mods please delete this thread
Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red


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Re: Anti-Theist shit thread.

Postby Philfy Vermin » Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:53 am

great kitchens cheap in a roughly antipodean location!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/south-paci ... red-in-PNG

The daily newspaper National says reports have reached the capital of six women and a man being tortured and burnt as Easter sacrifices in Merep village in Nipa district.

It quoted Komape Lap, 54, who said he fought with their torturers and escaped.

He named the five of the six women as Sarah Henry, Koalis Kongop, Pisim Komape, Papim Komape, and Ipopi Pep, wife of a village court chairman, and her daughter.

The group had their hands tied, were stripped naked, forced to sit down on hot roofing iron over a fire.


i dont get how christians can defend their religion.

i saw a video of some people being burnt once, they took a reallllllly long time to die, they were just sitting in a ditch and rocking back and forth, sometimes they would slowly try to crawl out and the other villagers, their relatives and neighbours, would casually pile more leafy branches on them, like they were just burning some garden waste, kicking them back into the ditch, these people, their skin was baked black, and were probably well past being saved at the point the video started, but they were still alive, and seemed to be staying that way, the only help i could see to give them would be a bullet.
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Re: Anti-Theist shit thread.

Postby Philfy Vermin » Tue Apr 09, 2013 4:43 pm

"Lip-Smacking Primate Call Gives Clues to Origin of Human Speech (Video)

The ability to speak has placed human communication far above any other species'. Complex and intricate, it allows people to be subtle or blunt in the way they interact with others. How this speech evolved, though, has evaded researchers for years. Now, new findings may hint at the origins of our ability to form words and create language.

The study examined the rare gelada, a primate that uses vocal lip-smacks during friendly encounters with one another. Living only in the remote mountains of Ethiopia, these mammals use a speech-like undulating rhythm--a stark contrast to other apes and monkeys that typically use just one or two syllables and lack rapid fluctuations in pitch and volume. Also known as the 'gelada baboon,' the species is mostly terrestrial, and spends much of its time foraging in grasslands.

Thore Bergman, the lead researcher, first became intrigued by geladas when he began studying them in 2006. 'I would find myself frequently looking over my shoulder to see who was talking to me, but it was just the geladas,' he said in a press release. 'It was unnerving to have primate vocalizations sound so much like human voices.'

In order to better study these voices, Bergman analyzed recordings of the geladas' vocalizations, which are known as 'wobbles.' Because these primates vocalize while lip-smacking, the pattern of sound that they produce is structurally similar to human speech. Both humans and geladas use a form of communication that corresponds to opening and closing parts of the mouth. In fact, Bergman theorizes that it's possible that gelada communication could sometimes have the same function as small talk in humans rather than always sending a direct message.

'Language is not just a great tool for exchanging information; it has a social function,' Bergman said in a press release.

He found that structurally, both human speech and gelada vocalizations are structurally similar. This could allow scientists to better understand how human communication first arose, and what led to the eventual formation of language.

The findings are published in the journal Current Biology."

[http://www.scienceworldreport.com/articles/6101/20130408/lip-smacking-primate-call-gives-clues-origin-human-speech-video.htm]

(Photo : Flickr/Tambako) The lip-smacking call that geladas use to vocalize could give researchers clues to the origin of human speech.

Video: http://www.eurekalert.org/multimedia/pu ... rom=236432
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Re: Anti-Theist shit thread.

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:30 am

I have such a science-boner for Cmdr. Hadfield <3 <3 <3

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Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red


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Re: Anti-Theist shit thread.

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:30 pm

Inverfuckingcargill!!

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Hail to the demons of the earth and kaos anarchy and destruction to those who exploit our human rights and starve the poor and make us suffer for the dead now walk the earth the armys of the dead hail vampires and all creatures of the night hail to the white moon and drtink the blood of our enimies and paint the town red


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