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Are you a conservative?

Postby sneakers o'toole » Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:13 pm

http://www.conservativeparty.org.nz/

Click on the quiz on bottom right corner

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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby Phlegm » Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:23 pm

Your total Conservative score is 6 .
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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby Livestock » Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:30 pm

Your total Conservative score is 10 .

Doesn't say anything about their racism or homophobia.. /disappointed.

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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby steeltoedsneakers » Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:32 pm

I hate to get my tin hat out, but I think it's implied:

"That a royal commission investigate family breakdown and the growing child abuse problem and provide recommendations on what can be done to improve family life, stability and child welfare. "
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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby sneakers o'toole » Fri Nov 04, 2011 1:19 pm

haha, extremely ambiguous questions, I probably would have got higher if I didn't know it was on the conservatives party site.

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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby the croc » Fri Nov 04, 2011 1:28 pm

Yeah I scored a 9 but almost every question could be widely interpreted. Yes I believe in family values, but my view of a healthy family is not limited to the nuclear family unit and my values aren't solely based around Christian values.
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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby dustbinflowers » Fri Nov 04, 2011 1:30 pm

I started looking at it, got pissed off at the ambiguity, and didn't end up doing the quiz.
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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby Dan Last » Fri Nov 04, 2011 1:37 pm

Yeah, 6 for me, but only cos I knew it was Conservative Party and interpreted questions negatively. It's like talking to libertarians, sometimes their rhetoric sounds so familiar or so similar to your own, but when asked how they'd put that into practice everything takes a trip to planet rampant capitalism.
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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby Red_switch » Fri Nov 04, 2011 1:48 pm

7

Retarded questions though yeah.
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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby akaxo » Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:01 pm

Red_switch wrote:7

Retarded questions though yeah.
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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby Dead Kid » Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:27 pm

7/14 cause I turned a bunch into not sures
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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby FC » Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:32 pm

7/17 but so many leading fucking questions. Who is going to disagree that community isn't important, or that the government shouldn't listen to it's citizens?
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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby arkie » Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:41 pm

Ha well i did, on the tone of statement. i got a 5

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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby Marrow » Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:10 pm

Yeah I got about 3 questions in before realising they were all pretty loaded. You'd have to be intentionally trying to score below 10 (which is kind of the point.)

Eg. "Community and family are the backbone of a fair and decent society. Government should support communities and families." should be more like "x% of govermental budget should be put towards supporting families by doing _____ and _______".

Although I agree at least with their conservative spending policies, and avoiding the privatisation of state assets.
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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby mmmm....good crack » Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:24 pm

11 lol, those questions were fucked though, awful quiz
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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby PertHJ » Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:20 pm

akaxo wrote:
Red_switch wrote:7

Retarded questions though yeah.



f you score 10+ we need your support


surely they would like your support regardless of your score?
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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby mmmm....good crack » Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:22 pm

na, they don't want dirty reds
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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby Lurch » Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:12 pm

who is this Colin Craig bloke? reading his propaganda just now and it seems that he has a better chance of winning a seat than winnie. [think he is standing in liz shaw's electorate so this is unlikely]
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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby FC » Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:16 pm

Winnie isn't putting anyone in an electorate, so yeah, he probably does.
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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby akaxo » Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:58 pm

peters isn't running in an electorate but the rest of the people on the nz first list are.

colin craig sounds like a right dick. but i guess that was kinda obvious given the party website. and it's name. he runs centurion property management, a company that provides secretarial and management services to the body corporates of gated communities (the $1.3 billion worth of property the party website claims he "manages" is just him providing services to those properties body corporates). he's a major part of the "march for democracy" thing that is big on parents being able to beat their kids as much as they want. is also a failed auckland mayoral candidate. and has extensive links to the city impact church who are attempting to bring american style glitzy "churches" to new zealand and appear to be run by the white versions of the tamakis. and is a dick.
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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby General Mutante » Sat Nov 05, 2011 12:58 am

I have come to the conclusion that this whole sorry exercise was a test by retards for retards. Thanks for wasting precious seconds of my life Sneakers, as you do every single time your utterly pointless self surfaces. Please fuck off to whatever it is you do/kill yourself immediately.
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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby the chef » Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:17 am

Would anyone really get 10 or more and think "shit I better vote for these guys" without realising the questions were loaded?

Are people really that stupid or do the marketers just think people are that stupid?

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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby sneakers o'toole » Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:08 am

General Mutante wrote:I have come to the conclusion that this whole sorry exercise was a test by retards for retards. Thanks for wasting precious seconds of my life Sneakers, as you do every single time your utterly pointless self surfaces. Please fuck off to whatever it is you do/kill yourself immediately.


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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby Huey » Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:14 am

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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby Maleficent » Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:20 am

Dan Last wrote:Yeah, 6 for me, but only cos I knew it was Conservative Party and interpreted questions negatively.


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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby akaxo » Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:35 am

so did you contact them and sign up as a party member/activist?
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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:31 pm

finally looked at test

That Citizens Initiated referendum should be binding if 67% or more of votes cast favour the proposal.


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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby FC » Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:33 pm

If there is a referendum, like the question on MMP being asked this election, the result should be binding if more than 67% of people vote one way.

Pretty stupid idea, because you end up with horribly biased questions like that for the anti-smacking referendum.
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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:34 pm

Thrift is a necessary characteristic of good government. Government should carefully use resources and in tough times will cut spending in preference to raising new taxes or increasing borrowing. The normal state of affairs should be a balanced budget.


THRIFT!?!?!?

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Thrift

A used clothing/stuff store. One of a kind stuff super cheap.

Im going to the thrift to get a clutch.


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Re: Are you a conservative?

Postby Cosmo Kramer » Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:35 pm

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Thrift whore

1. a person who shops at many different thrift stores, thereby often finding wonderful deals.
2. One who feels the urge to brag about every single piece of crp they find at a thrift store.

Becky is such a thrift whore- she found a flying horse for a dollar!


LOL thrift whoare

and what the fuck is a flying horse
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