How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

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How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

Postby skeetnigguh » Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:14 am

Pumped out some mean spoof this morning. Flow was average, bit more diluted than usual.

Didn't use the fleshy, makes my sacks reek if I don't clean them properly afterwards.
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Re: How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

Postby daggers » Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:16 am

how did it rate on the chart?
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Postby skeetnigguh » Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:24 am

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Re: How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

Postby daggers » Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:28 am

update after revisit, interested to see what kind of curve is produced
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Re: How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

Postby ruff » Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:59 am

skeetnigguh wrote:Didn't use the fleshy, makes my sacks reek if I don't clean them properly afterwards.


:lol:

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Re: How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

Postby General Mutante » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:06 pm

Best thread in ages.
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Re: How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

Postby Maleficent » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:33 pm

General Mutante wrote:Best thread in ages.


Also, am waiting to see how the curve progresses...

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Re: How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

Postby Rude Mike » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:42 pm

my last encounter with sir shanksalot was pleasant and vigorous. 10/10
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Re: How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

Postby jont420 » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:46 pm

heres mine, we should get a massive punkas graph going.

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unfortunately last night was not a good one, had to pull out an old magazine cause my laptop ran out of battery and it was too cold to go get the cord, as I was turning the pages I had a n00b moment and went over the edge while trying to keep it teetering. Embarassing, Disapointing, and Filthy

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Re: How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

Postby ZPG » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:47 pm

just had a blaze, should probably do a wank now then have a ciggie to complete the holy trinity :baton: :baton: 0X 0X
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Postby Drax » Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:14 pm

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Re: How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

Postby your fucking funeral » Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:07 pm

lol..nice wank was choice. shot a mean steamy load, been eating lots of almonds. key ingredient for filling up the sacks
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Re: How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

Postby Dead Kid » Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:20 pm

Stuck it in the Punkas wormhole and gave 'er a spin until threads started leaking.

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Postby wassup rockers » Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:23 pm

ave/ave/ave/mean

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Postby daggers » Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:29 pm

3 browsers open + nobody home =

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Re: How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

Postby jont420 » Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:02 pm

updated with a new icon to represent me on the graph

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Re: How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

Postby Dennis from Accounts » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:07 pm

Last wank was post shower, those are always meean. last poke was alright, she was satisfactorily clean, so no fish fingers for me. last root was reasonable, load was bulky and delightful. last blowie was no good, she has a "jaw problem".

Cleaning up somebody elses wank in the staff toilets yesterday however, sucked big.
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Re: How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:54 pm

never cleaned up someone else's wank before, keen to keep shit that way

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Re: How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

Postby your fucking funeral » Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:19 am

saving up wanks for a mega smash. will be off the charts
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Re: How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

Postby Window Licker » Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:02 am

root : rad
wank : heaps rad
poke : n/a
blowie : 30 mins
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Postby Marrow » Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:45 am

your fucking funeral wrote:saving up wanks for a mega smash. will be off the charts

See my gf in 9 days. Potentially this.
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Re: How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

Postby jont420 » Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:54 am

don't do it m8 you will just cover in jizz in 2 minutes. save up but wank a day or two before just so old willy man is still used to it

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Re: How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

Postby Drax » Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:51 am

Smashing one out to this thread right now.
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Re: How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

Postby Rude Mike » Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:31 am

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Re: How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

Postby wassup rockers » Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:07 am

Rude Mike wrote::baton:


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Postby Marrow » Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:50 pm

wassup rockers wrote:
Rude Mike wrote::baton:


this is my face and my dick movement right now

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Re: How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

Postby Nathanael » Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:02 pm

I love buying gucci bags to jerk into.
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Re: How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

Postby the infamousme nigga » Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:08 pm

ZPG wrote:just had a blaze, should probably do a wank now then have a ciggie to complete the holy trinity :baton: :baton: 0X 0X


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Re: How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

Postby CFH » Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:21 am

You guys are fuckin disgusting

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Re: How was your last root/wank/poke/blowie?

Postby Kev Japan » Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:43 am

Maleficent wrote:
General Mutante wrote:Best thread in ages.


Also, am waiting to see how the curve progresses...

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That's what SHE said! :baton:


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