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Girls

Postby xBOSSx » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:25 pm

What is the best way to seduce women? (from your experience). I am currently trying to get with a girl who I think is most probably either a lesbian, but I don't know if she is one. What are good ways to tell if she is a lesbian or just a bitch who hates males?
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Re: Girls

Postby akaxo » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:35 pm

ask her?
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Re: Girls

Postby Dick Dynamite » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:48 pm

Get a bigger cock. Chicks love big cocks.

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Re: Girls

Postby xBOSSx » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:49 pm

Dick Dynamite wrote:Get a bigger cock. Chicks love big cocks.


but what if she loves the pussy?
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Re: Girls

Postby donvito » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:50 pm

fuck her heaps then if shes all nah then shes gay
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Re: Girls

Postby Dick Dynamite » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:54 pm

xBOSSx wrote:
Dick Dynamite wrote:Get a bigger cock. Chicks love big cocks.


but what if she loves the pussy?


If she can resist a giant cock then you'll know she a fag!

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Re: Girls

Postby donvito » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:56 pm

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those better work storys gits seem to be getting their ballsdeep

preteen even.
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Re: Girls

Postby Any Day Now » Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:17 pm

Sometimes I really fucking hate punkas. Funny guy.

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Re: Girls

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:30 pm

xBOSSx wrote:What is the best way to seduce women? (from your experience). I am currently trying to get with a girl who I think is most probably either a lesbian, but I don't know if she is one. What are good ways to tell if she is a lesbian or just a bitch who hates males?

if you think she might be a lesbian, she either is a lesbian, or doesnt like you, either way, i think you best fish shallower waters.
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Re: Girls

Postby Tartanperil » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:48 am

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Re: Girls

Postby yvon » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:23 am

xBOSSx wrote:
Dick Dynamite wrote:Get a bigger cock. Chicks love big cocks.


but what if she loves the pussy?


Dress up as a lady and surprise her with the big cock later?
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Re: Girls

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:37 am

i love it when guys do that to me. 8O

i actually know a guy who has had some success doing exactly this, i felt bad cos i didnt recognise him in his female form this weekend, her female form maybe, it turns out i actually dont know the gender of this person. :P
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Re: Girls

Postby jont420 » Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:45 pm

what? you know a guy that dresses as a girl to get with girls ?



i like it
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Re: Girls

Postby jont420 » Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:46 pm

what does everyone think of my new avatar/ sig combo
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Re: Girls

Postby wassup rockers » Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:47 pm

watched the sig 6 times over and found it great every one of the times. the avatar is pretty awesome too.

well done

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Re: Girls

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:49 pm

i miss the dude flexing. shit just dont scream party jon turner no more and im not sure how i feel about that.

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Re: Girls

Postby jont420 » Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:49 pm

Cheers I was going to try change my username to Fiction and Falsehood but that feature has been disabled. Threads gone well
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Re: Girls

Postby jont420 » Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:50 pm

ah didn't see that post sorry Mitch, well I'm entering a new phase in my posting career so thought it was time for a change. Plus logan linked to it as something to wank to the other night and it's never felt the same
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Re: Girls

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:53 pm

1086 posts, just sayin

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Re: Girls

Postby jont420 » Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:55 pm

well this is like my third punkas account
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Re: Girls

Postby jont420 » Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:55 pm

LETS MAKE IT TO 1100 TONIGHT ????????!!!
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Re: Girls

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:58 pm

sig is awesome, that kid is laughing like a pirate

jont420 wrote:what? you know a guy that dresses as a girl to get with girls ?



i like it

yup i saw him/her the same night i last saw you, but like i said, i feel bad for not recognising , i was kinda like 'is that.. no cant be'
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Re: Girls

Postby jont420 » Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:59 pm

Jayme?
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Re: Girls

Postby jont420 » Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:59 pm

:baton:
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Re: Girls

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:01 pm

nah, but when i saw him/her? i was even more confused
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Re: Girls

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:01 pm

Fiction & Falsehood wrote:'is that.. please let it be'

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Re: Girls

Postby fuzz » Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:11 pm

Thread is stupid. Glad it got hijacked. OP, shut up dude, you're not funny in the slightest.

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Re: Girls

Postby Drax » Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:24 pm

No man you shut up.

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Re: Girls

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:46 pm

na u
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Re: Girls

Postby Maleficent » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:20 pm

So is the OP a guy? Cos I thought it was a girl for a minute...

so confused.
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