Cosmo Kramer's Friday Shit Taking Thread

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Re: Cosmo Kramer's Friday Shit Taking Thread

Postby Subcide » Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:22 pm

So that name and shame thread got deleted

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Postby Dead Kid » Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:53 pm

2nd half of the song is better. Tauranga music sucks. :baton:

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Re: Cosmo Kramer's Friday Shit Taking Thread

Postby Dead Kid » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:30 am

Happy Friday!

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Re: Cosmo Kramer's Friday Shit Taking Thread

Postby the croc » Sat Dec 02, 2017 10:24 pm

What the fuck.

Celebrated crime-fiction writer John Grisham has attacked America's judicial system for wrongly locking up men he believes 'accidentally' watched child pornography.

The best-selling author and lawyer - who penned novels like The Rainmaker, The Firm and The Pelican Brief - has given an astonishing interview to The Telegraph defending some child sex offenders, saying they have become victims of a legal system that has 'gone crazy'.

The 59-year-old then called for lighter sentences for those caught downloading images and videos of children being sexually abused.

'We have prisons now filled with guys my age. Sixty-year-old white men in prison who've never harmed anybody, would never touch a child,' Grisham told The Telegraph.

'But they got online one night and started surfing around, probably had too much to drink or whatever, and pushed the wrong buttons, went too far and got into child porn.


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Re: Cosmo Kramer's Friday Shit Taking Thread

Postby Max » Sat Dec 02, 2017 10:34 pm

the croc wrote:What the fuck.

Celebrated crime-fiction writer John Grisham has attacked America's judicial system for wrongly locking up men he believes 'accidentally' watched child pornography.

The best-selling author and lawyer - who penned novels like The Rainmaker, The Firm and The Pelican Brief - has given an astonishing interview to The Telegraph defending some child sex offenders, saying they have become victims of a legal system that has 'gone crazy'.

The 59-year-old then called for lighter sentences for those caught downloading images and videos of children being sexually abused.

'We have prisons now filled with guys my age. Sixty-year-old white men in prison who've never harmed anybody, would never touch a child,' Grisham told The Telegraph.

'But they got online one night and started surfing around, probably had too much to drink or whatever, and pushed the wrong buttons, went too far and got into child porn.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ystem.html


Clumsy, but mostly correct. Nobody should be jailed for thought crime, they need psychological help not prison.

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Re: Cosmo Kramer's Friday Shit Taking Thread

Postby Dead Kid » Sat Jan 06, 2018 3:21 am

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Re: Cosmo Kramer's Friday Shit Taking Thread

Postby Dead Kid » Sun Mar 11, 2018 2:38 am

Exploding Zombie Heads? You could say I’m something of an expert after this week’s episode of Zombie Radio Show. I know that it’s important to remove the heads from the body if you want to move a zombie fro the “undead” column to the “just dead” column, but that used to mean getting up close and slicing the head off– and if your aim was anything like mine, that could mean hours of messy work. But now we can remove zombies from the body politic, not as a cancer from our flesh, by cutting, but as we would remove a zit. Squeeze, pop, and from a distance of twenty feet.

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Now, fans, I know the thought of zombie heads exploding may seem a tad repulsive to you. But after the twelfth time, the repulsion gives way to hilarity. You also begin to appreciate the differences in blast patterns and splatter ratios. Why did this zombie head explode like the Hindenburg, while the other zombie head just deflated like an overripe nectarine? Each and every zombie who’s head I’ve seen explode has exploded with a unique sound, color and skull peppering. They may just seem like a horde while they’re still shambling, but in their explosive finales, they achieve an individuality one would not have thought possible. And we assumed they were brainless, just because they wanted our brains. Well, fans, they are not brainless. My dry cleaning bill can attest to that. No, friends, each and every zombie head explodes differently, as rare and singular as a snowflake. It makes you appreciate God’s handiwork in creating these horrible slavering beasts.
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