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dumpster diving in central akl

Postby michael_m » Mon May 02, 2011 2:09 am

wassup boiz

i don't have a car and i live on lower queen street - anyone wanna pm me some good spots? or provide some hints, if you're cool with posting it publically?

it's a real bitch not being anywhere near a big supermarket and not having a car. should i just throw in the towel and make the trip to kingsland?

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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby nails » Mon May 02, 2011 3:04 am

Face towards the bottom of queen street, go left and keep going. New World. Turn right, foodtown (unless its changed to countdown). You live pretty fucking close to both
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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby jont420 » Mon May 02, 2011 2:42 pm

just go to the asian foodcourt and eat people's leftovers

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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby Kev Japan » Mon May 02, 2011 4:20 pm

Or eat possums.

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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby martyrdamn » Mon May 02, 2011 5:40 pm

my recommendation:

scab cigarette butts from the gutter then re roll them and sell them as singles to twelve year olds and use the profits to buy weed, then sell the weed to other, more hardout twelve year olds, use the profits to buy fuckloads of pcp, take the pcp and enter an underground / illegal fighting tournament and win the million dollar prize, invest it sensibly in stocks and bonds, buy groceries with the interest.
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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby rex » Mon May 02, 2011 7:12 pm

or you could just suck off old dudes cocks & just live off sweat,pubes & cum.

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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby FC » Mon May 02, 2011 7:17 pm

Gotta be honest, pubes aren't that nutritional.
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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby dave-brown » Thu May 12, 2011 9:53 pm

i aint been living in ak for a while, but before i moved dumpstering was getting harder and harder. three kings turned to shit and dominion road foodtown is a recipe for a ride to the station. just table top like jon said bro, the asian foodhalls are a goer, and shoplifting from bakeries kroad and downtown in rushhour is not too bad. fuck westfield table topping tho aye, they cracked down on that hard.
...or just get a job and buy food haha fucks sake did i just say that? im getting old.
go out west to the burbs for good dumpstering, but unless u wanna eat dunkin donuts, central city dumpstering eats arse

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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby scott penk » Thu May 12, 2011 10:22 pm

since we are spilling all the info in public..

west sucks now. theres nowhere to go. gotta go east really

havent been to quay st for years but might be worth a look

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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby dustbinflowers » Fri May 13, 2011 9:00 am

FC wrote:Gotta be honest, pubes aren't that nutritional.


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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby JJ 2011 » Fri May 13, 2011 9:44 am

When I walk around my neighbourhood, I piss on/in the bins for this very fact.

Discipline you simple fuck. Rice/Porridge/Tuna etc. Eat expired food, reminds of this Punk cock I knew, religious douche too.
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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby dustbinflowers » Fri May 13, 2011 10:43 am

That's like spitting in the drinking fountain. Maybe you should think about how wasteful your life is.

I bet you buy you shite side button up trackies from the warehouse, never thinking about where they came from or who made them.

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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby scott penk » Fri May 13, 2011 11:56 am

JJ 2011 wrote:When I walk around my neighbourhood, I piss on/in the bins for this very fact.

Discipline you simple fuck. Rice/Porridge/Tuna etc. Eat expired food, reminds of this Punk cock I knew, religious douche too.



lol. considering the height of most of the bins you must have your cock in the middle of your chest. that or a meter long one.

you talking about pete? he was telling me you used to do chow down on the pizzas / pies he brought home.

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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby nails » Fri May 13, 2011 12:36 pm

I love free food, not so much into tables. Always grossed me out when Chubbs would start munching on someone's old watermelon skin :s
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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby JJ 2011 » Fri May 13, 2011 7:57 pm

scott penk wrote:
JJ 2011 wrote:When I walk around my neighbourhood, I piss on/in the bins for this very fact.

Discipline you simple fuck. Rice/Porridge/Tuna etc. Eat expired food, reminds of this Punk cock I knew, religious douche too.



lol. considering the height of most of the bins you must have your cock in the middle of your chest. that or a meter long one.

you talking about pete? he was telling me you used to do chow down on the pizzas / pies he brought home.


Open bin top, stand on the other side thats shut and piss on it. Or you could just power piss, if you are Alpha male, but small one is not in you Penk.

Did he tell you the other "stories too". I wont really get into it on here, but yea, "stories" do make a good think. Trying a Pizza/Pie once and being told they were from a dumpster you tend to be a bit humble and then not eat anymore. But hey "stories" are great Scott, Jesus is one big story, so is his father God.
No longer Eddy the Dwarf, but Eddy the Coward - he mentions kids on punkas as some sort of trump card.

Fucken coward, has no shame.

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Pref Vege.
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PunkinDrublic wrote:I would highly recommend Eddie moves back in.
But he's a family man now so the rest of you are in luck.


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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby mmmm....good crack » Fri May 13, 2011 7:59 pm

hahah the thought of some cunt pissing on dumpsters to spite dumpster divers cracks me the fuck up
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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby JJ 2011 » Fri May 13, 2011 8:03 pm

mmmm....good crack wrote:hahah the thought of some cunt pissing on dumpsters to spite dumpster divers cracks me the fuck up


Discipline. Go eat Rice, its cheap.
No longer Eddy the Dwarf, but Eddy the Coward - he mentions kids on punkas as some sort of trump card.

Fucken coward, has no shame.

PunkinDrublic wrote:Small Room with mazaire bed
$50 a week + monthly bills

Pref Male
Pref Vege.
Must like cats and narcotics.
Shit cunts need not apply.
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ghetto ninja wrote:The Grove is full of fuckin awesome cunts currently. I would highly recommend moving in.



PunkinDrublic wrote:I would highly recommend Eddie moves back in.
But he's a family man now so the rest of you are in luck.


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Postby mmmm....good crack » Fri May 13, 2011 8:06 pm

i generally agree, i have never dumpster dived, don't intend to, but you do seem to hear of some sweet scores
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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby JJ 2011 » Fri May 13, 2011 8:14 pm

mmmm....good crack wrote:i generally agree, i have never dumpster dived, don't intend to, but you do seem to hear of some sweet scores


The only time and the only time alone I did it was when a boy of mine was working at the supermarket, they were bagging heaps of piss into rubbish bags then putting them out back. Technically that is just stealing and not dumps faggotoring, the expiry date on the piss was good as.

Fuck man that was messy now I think about it, I broke my thumb in three places and shattered the socket, dislocated the bone from the joint from fighting with this huge samoan cunt when I was like 19 or some shit, didnt stand a chance but didnt drop my nuts. Two dudes from Aucks were up North and we flossed about 30 bottles of Moet/Lindauer between like 6 or 7 of us mixed in with a good tray of tram haha. The days of being a reckless cunt.
No longer Eddy the Dwarf, but Eddy the Coward - he mentions kids on punkas as some sort of trump card.

Fucken coward, has no shame.

PunkinDrublic wrote:Small Room with mazaire bed
$50 a week + monthly bills

Pref Male
Pref Vege.
Must like cats and narcotics.
Shit cunts need not apply.
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ghetto ninja wrote:The Grove is full of fuckin awesome cunts currently. I would highly recommend moving in.



PunkinDrublic wrote:I would highly recommend Eddie moves back in.
But he's a family man now so the rest of you are in luck.


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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby nails » Sat May 14, 2011 12:38 am

Even if you piss in the bin, the food would be all good because it's bagged up. Nothing wrong with the food if you don't have money for anything else
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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby WestyRocker » Sat May 14, 2011 6:52 am

martyrdamn wrote:my recommendation:

scab cigarette butts from the gutter then re roll them and sell them as singles to twelve year olds and use the profits to buy weed, then sell the weed to other, more hardout twelve year olds, use the profits to buy fuckloads of pcp, take the pcp and enter an underground / illegal fighting tournament and win the million dollar prize, invest it sensibly in stocks and bonds, buy groceries with the interest.


Why did,nt I think of that now I have my ten year plan.

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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby martyrdamn » Sat May 14, 2011 6:55 am

JJ 2011 wrote:30 bottles of Moet/Lindauer


basically the same thing eh.
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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby michael_m » Mon May 23, 2011 9:16 pm

hey good advice guys cheers, i will endure the unfavourable job climate in 2011 by drinking your piss. btw i'm starving haha lol *cute/funny* teehee ;)

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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby michael_m » Mon May 23, 2011 9:17 pm

being hungry rules, i'll starve my way to a job thanks to your sage advice

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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby jont420 » Mon May 23, 2011 9:25 pm

table top you whiny git

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Postby donvito » Mon May 23, 2011 10:14 pm

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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby cirE » Tue May 24, 2011 11:43 am

martyrdamn wrote:
JJ 2011 wrote:30 bottles of Moet/Lindauer


basically the same thing eh.

:lol: :lol:
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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby ghetto ninja » Wed May 25, 2011 1:13 pm

Basically the same thing if youve drunk a box of Steinys and shelved all your tramadol.
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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby JJ 2011 » Wed May 25, 2011 2:04 pm

1 Tray is not 20 Trays.

Do the Math.

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No longer Eddy the Dwarf, but Eddy the Coward - he mentions kids on punkas as some sort of trump card.

Fucken coward, has no shame.

PunkinDrublic wrote:Small Room with mazaire bed
$50 a week + monthly bills

Pref Male
Pref Vege.
Must like cats and narcotics.
Shit cunts need not apply.
Churr



ghetto ninja wrote:The Grove is full of fuckin awesome cunts currently. I would highly recommend moving in.



PunkinDrublic wrote:I would highly recommend Eddie moves back in.
But he's a family man now so the rest of you are in luck.


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Re: dumpster diving in central akl

Postby ghetto ninja » Thu May 26, 2011 8:33 pm

I thought you had me on ignore :lol:
Martyrdamn wrote:Said 'hey baby gurl' to about seven girls tonight,
turns out girls don't like guys talking about getting up in their guts,
fagets, right.


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