April Fools Stuff

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April Fools Stuff

Postby xBOSSx » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:50 pm

Post things that happened to you or that you made happen to someone else
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Re: April Fools Stuff

Postby jont420 » Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:00 pm

google motion

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Re: April Fools Stuff

Postby sick cunt » Sat Apr 02, 2011 6:00 pm

new pakin save gettin built sign on the way to rags

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Re: April Fools Stuff

Postby snuff » Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:19 pm

Thought Scientific American did a pretty good effort...

http://www.scientificamerican.com/artic ... ushCache=1
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Re: April Fools Stuff

Postby bruce wayne » Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:24 pm

the person who wrote this should be thrown into a slayer pit to get his judgement


`JEFF HANNEMAN QUITS SLAYER,BAND TO SPLIT FOLLOWING ROB ZOMBIE TOUR`

Slayer guitarist and co-founding member Jeff Hanneman has announced that he has made the decision to leave the band, following his recent medical problems. A message from Hanneman reads as follows:

"In what is probably the hardest decision I’ve ever had to make, I have decided to part company with Slayer. You can imagine how difficult this was for me to do, what with Slayer being such a big part of my life for like thirty years, but due to my problems with my arm, I’ve been left with little other option. I’d just like to say thank you so much to the guys for helping me a part of something so important and amazing, and also a huge thanks should go to you, the fans, for all the support you’ve given me over the years. Thanks again guys! You rule!"

The remaining members of Slayer have also spoken about Hanneman’s departure, posting the following message online:

"We are completely saddened by Jeff’s decision to leave the band after so long, but we don’t want him to rush his recovery, which has suffered another setback recently. He’s more than just a guitarist, as I think our fans will agree, and Slayer just won’t be the same without him. Thank you Jeff.

"Of course the question on everybody’s minds now is what are we gonna do? Obviously we’ve got our tour dates coming up soon which Gary (Holt, Exodus guitarist) and Pat (O’Brien, Cannibal Corpse guitarist) have graciously agreed to be a part of, but the long term future of the band remains a mystery even to us."

More details on Slayer’s plans for the future are expected to be revealed shortly.
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Re: April Fools Stuff

Postby scott penk » Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:52 pm

lol you and your slayer

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Re: April Fools Stuff

Postby bruce wayne » Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:03 pm

scott penk wrote:lol you and your slayer

AHHH...... don`t worry your turn will come :mrgreen:

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Re: April Fools Stuff

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:13 pm

snuff wrote:Thought Scientific American did a pretty good effort...

http://www.scientificamerican.com/artic ... ushCache=1

fucking awesome, brilliant comments too

an april fool wrote:I have never understood why some people think that science and religion are incompatible. They are distinct disciplines addressing different issues. Religion addresses the relationship between man and the divine. Science addresses how things work; it never mentions who (or Who) may have had the original idea.


another fool wrote:Your mocking, insolent tone has not the mark of science, but of scornful hedonism. Michael Faraday, and George W. Carver would have been ashamed of your arrogant myopia. How dare you call yourself scientific, when it is obvious you are nothing but, liberally oriented politically motivated pagans, posing as scientists, who would not be worthy to change Isaac Newton's chamber pot let alone comprehend and further his legacy of scientific Christ honoring research. April Fools, indeed you are.


they get even crazier than that, fuck yes i love comment sections
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Re: April Fools Stuff

Postby scott penk » Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:46 pm

bruce wayne wrote:
scott penk wrote:lol you and your slayer

AHHH...... don`t worry your turn will come :mrgreen:


turn for what?

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Re: April Fools Stuff

Postby mark tyler » Sun Apr 03, 2011 8:30 pm

i sent a text to a couple of my workmates at half five in the morning and told them i wouldn't be picking them up cos it was too wet and we had no work. Fifteen minutes later, when they were all snuggle buggle back in their beds, i sent them another one saying "April Fool! i'm on my way." They were fucken spewing. Pretty rude trick, and quite immature, but it sure as hell made me feel better, and thats what really counts.
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Re: April Fools Stuff

Postby Ouch » Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:22 pm

Hahaha what a miserable cunt

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Re: April Fools Stuff

Postby Phlegethon » Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:34 pm

holy shit i would be feeling murderous if someone did that to me

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Re: April Fools Stuff

Postby cirE » Mon Apr 04, 2011 3:41 am

not bad :) gonna save that one
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Re: April Fools Stuff

Postby stabwound » Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:10 pm

told a dude i was pregnant with his baby. he didnt see the funny side?
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Re: April Fools Stuff

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:18 pm

girl i know got a text from her olds 'call home, you inherited 100,000 and we need to discuss how youre going to invest it.
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Re: April Fools Stuff

Postby stabwound » Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:21 pm

hahahah cool
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