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John Key's cell phone number

Postby tradebuzzing » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:39 pm

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make it count.

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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby Marrow » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:46 pm

wut

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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby Spots2012 » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:47 pm

has anyone rung it yet?

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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby Craig_Bastard » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:57 pm

Spots2012 wrote:has anyone rung it yet?


maybe you can, and talk to him about your economic theories.
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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby xSUSPECTx » Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:01 pm

yeh david, youre the epic troll, post it on fucking 4chan if you give a fuck.
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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby Spots2012 » Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:02 pm

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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby Former Child Star » Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:04 pm

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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby akaxo » Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:51 pm

haha some young kids that lived downstairs from me a few years ago got hold of helen clarks personal cell number and got a visit from the DPS pretty quick after all the calls they made.

at least he's gonna have to go through the inconvenience of changing his number if it's real
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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby General Mutante » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:11 pm

Don't do it unless you

a) Know it's the real deal

b) Have the resources to get a random cell and bin it afterwards.
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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby daggers » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:12 pm

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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby xSUSPECTx » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:22 pm

haha... if you posted it on 4chan americunts with too much money looking for epic lulz could give it a go.

also you could just ring from an 022... or even a payphone.
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Spots2012 wrote:do animal rights activists vehemently oppose Maori eating pigs etc, or are they willing to let that one slide?

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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby cirE » Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:09 am

don't do it from cbd/anywhere with cctv
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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby CFH » Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:39 am

someone post on 4chan

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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby cirE » Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:49 am

it was up there ages ago, nobody gives a fuck about new zealand
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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby Rude Mike » Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:55 am

spam em, all the newfags are slowly migrating away; surely there will be some one up to the task!
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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby scott penk » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:59 pm

i remember helens and winstons number being on here. helen was still rocking 025 in 2006. called it and got answerphone

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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby DenMT » Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:08 am

Winston got a few calls from us on the way up to Rotorua thanks to someone posting up his number. He was a right prick actually.

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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby bridge. » Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:08 am

surely not!

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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby DenMT » Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:05 am

bridge. wrote:surely not!


True story.

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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby general » Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:08 pm

john key has a cellphone

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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby Craig_Bastard » Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:35 am

ring it when he is on live TV next.

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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby tyrannosaurus mark » Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:06 am

So did anyone ring him or anything? Text?
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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby General Mutante » Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:35 pm

I have found much to my delight that our esteemed prime minister will give you a massage with a happy ending if you wave a gold watch in front of his nose.
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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby Judah » Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:03 am

yeah a mate of mine did a prank call and was locked in a mental hospital for the night. might not wanna bother him anymore though, there was a full investagation, and it was said to have just been through word of mouth.

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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby donvito » Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:43 pm

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Re: John Key's cell phone number

Postby fuzz » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:33 pm

punx.


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