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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Subcide » Sat Oct 29, 2016 1:34 pm

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Postby General Mutante » Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:11 pm

Hoorah. Twoshoes is back.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby 9seconds » Mon Oct 31, 2016 7:29 pm

being kicked off facebook for 24 hours cos of those ivyblue/jbolo numpties, cos i posted a picture of a nude conga line
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby PertHJ » Tue Nov 01, 2016 6:25 am

:calavcalav: :lol:
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Tue Nov 01, 2016 12:39 pm

General Mutante wrote:Hoorah. Twoshoes is back.


What's been going on?? PLS SUMERISE!!!
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby 9seconds » Tue Nov 01, 2016 2:09 pm

well on the first day since youve been gone....
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Tue Nov 01, 2016 5:12 pm

9seconds wrote:well on the first day since youve been gone....


Do go on... :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Subcide » Tue Nov 01, 2016 8:12 pm

Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:
9seconds wrote:well on the first day since youve been gone....


Do go on... :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:


Things haven't improved...
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby hiv-positive » Wed Nov 02, 2016 1:37 pm

They certainly haven't with all your wretched shitposting.

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby 9seconds » Wed Nov 02, 2016 9:34 pm

maybe now that hes drinking again he might not be as fucking terrible, i know sobriety tends to make people fucking lame
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Max » Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:51 pm

...and then Miss Twoshoes came back and lolz were had. The End.

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Fri Nov 04, 2016 12:40 am

Well, I liked the ending!!!
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:22 pm

No no, it's not the end yet! I'm only just back.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Sun Nov 06, 2016 10:25 am

dustbinflowers wrote:No no, it's not the end yet! I'm only just back.


Yay, hi Dusty, back buddies!!! :calavcalav:
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Sun Nov 06, 2016 3:27 pm

Hiya!!
apparently I haven't been here since August
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Drax » Sat Mar 18, 2017 1:11 pm

The Jesus freaks currently protesting across the road from the abortion clinic on Dominion Rd .

Actually, they aren't really trivial, they're fucking cunts.

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Sat Mar 18, 2017 1:15 pm

Drax wrote:
Actually, they aren't really trivial, they're fucking cunts.


There are not many people on my list to torture, but they are near the top.
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Postby Drax » Sat Mar 18, 2017 1:18 pm

Parked up right behind them today and cranked some Fatboy Slim and Darkthrone to see if it would harsh their vibe. I really wanna spend an entire afternoon with a boom box and a box of beers cranking this to drown out their prayers:


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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Sat Mar 18, 2017 1:22 pm

Also: one of only 2 exes I have who I am not on speaking terms with reqested to be added as a friend the other day. Gee I thought, it must have been 15 years, he must be over it, and added him. Turns out there was no hi or anything, he just wanted to share his new glamping business.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby hiv-positive » Sat Mar 18, 2017 5:10 pm

Getting home from work at 1230am and going through the usual wind down business of a quiet drink on the patio and a shower, then tiptoeing into bed and putting my head down on the pillow only for the little party man to instantly pop up in his cot and start with the "dadadadadadadadad."

Didn't get back to sleep until 3. Had to be up at 7.

I am totally going to be moving the lawns as early as possible outside his bedroom when he's a teenager. And I hate mowing lawns.

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Sat Mar 18, 2017 6:48 pm

For a moment I thought "the little party man" was a euphemism for your dick .
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby akaxo » Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:22 pm

same
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Postby General Mutante » Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:45 pm

dustbinflowers wrote:Also: one of only 2 exes I have who I am not on speaking terms with reqested to be added as a friend the other day. Gee I thought, it must have been 15 years, he must be over it, and added him. Turns out there was no hi or anything, he just wanted to share his new glamping business.



What a cock. He must be a right arsehole because you're still on speaking terms with me and I'm a cunt.
Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Violent period sex is a pretty good indicator that you're into someone, I think

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:53 pm

Sorry Andy, but in the history of my various exes you are a rank amateur in the cunt stakes. For all you go on about it, you are quite a nice guy.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby General Mutante » Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:59 pm

There's a certain zen koan about it. You've got to know you're a cunt to not be a total cunt. I wrote a whole essay on it in Bolshy's zine.
Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Violent period sex is a pretty good indicator that you're into someone, I think

FC wrote:I like that the swearing is removed. That's gangsta.

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby PertHJ » Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:07 pm

dustbinflowers wrote:For a moment I thought "the little party man" was a euphemism for your dick .


Could definitely be read as a euphemism for a frantic late night wankathon

Not really sure what "mowing the lawns" is about though
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:09 pm

You know, "mowing the lawn"
wink wink nudge nudge know wot I mean...
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby General Mutante » Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:28 pm

Posting letters to Satan.
Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Violent period sex is a pretty good indicator that you're into someone, I think

FC wrote:I like that the swearing is removed. That's gangsta.

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Drax » Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:06 pm

dustbinflowers wrote:For a moment I thought "the little party man" was a euphemism for your dick .

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby hiv-positive » Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:47 pm

dustbinflowers wrote:For a moment I thought "the little party man" was a euphemism for your dick .


akaxo wrote:same


Great minds permanently stuck in the gutter eh?


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