The Trivial Irritations Thread

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby General Mutante » Sat May 06, 2017 2:16 am

Say you're a scientist, followed by FOOLS, I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL. That's next level shit.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Mon Jun 05, 2017 9:37 pm

Technically I'm not a scientist, these days.

Trivial irritation: It is a cold winter night and I have no warm person in bed with me so that I can warm my cold feet on their bum.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby General Mutante » Tue Jun 06, 2017 12:50 am

Cold feet on the bum. You sadist.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Fri Jul 28, 2017 11:43 am

Back muscles in spasm. I'm curled over like a sad prawn :(
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Tue Sep 19, 2017 4:42 pm

On an otherwise good day, the magic smoke just came out of my food processor (while making carrot and cumin soup) and now it doesn't work and I can make hummus, soups and smoothies.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Tue Feb 27, 2018 5:12 pm

Trivial irritation of the day: My embarrassing zucchini failure this season, followed by going to the supermarket and they are $13.99 a kg, at a time when I should have a glut of them! And avocados- $5 each!!
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Max » Fri Mar 30, 2018 3:55 pm

When you leave your coffee for a bit and gets slightly cold so you give it a 15 second blast in the microwave... and then the microwave starts the cooling process which lasts over a minute, by the end of which your coffee is the same temperature it was when you put it in.

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Postby PertHJ » Tue Apr 17, 2018 3:25 pm

Fucking boring as shit Facebook posts

Press space bar x times to make a sentence no one else gives a shit about

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Postby 9seconds » Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:30 pm

JUST A WARNING SOMEBODY SCAMMED ME FOR GAY SEX WITH AN OLD MAN COS THE PHONE WAS ACTUALLY AN IPHONE 4

IT GETS FUNNIER EVRI TEIM!
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Postby 9seconds » Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:33 pm

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Wed Apr 18, 2018 6:39 am

6am, and I just fell down my stairs. Not a good way to start the day. I fear I have done myself damage.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby General Mutante » Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:18 am

Nasty. I missed the last Orbiter after band practice last week and ended up hiking to the other side of town and put my hip out. Was hobbling around for days.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Thu Apr 19, 2018 4:27 pm

We are getting old
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby General Mutante » Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:57 pm

Yep. My leg has always been a bit fucked and it started doing fucky things about ten years ago now. These days if I do a mission like that I’m limping for the next two or three days.
Little Miss Twoshoes wrote:Violent period sex is a pretty good indicator that you're into someone, I think

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Dead Kid » Wed May 16, 2018 4:36 pm

Acrobat silently updating so I find I need to reboot before I can open any PDFs, when I'm in the middle of listening to a 1hr music track. :tohlc:

The amount of visible JPEG compression artifacts still knocking around in 2018. Fuck your mobile data. Also, people posting about events etc. with less than 24 hours notice. Even if I check your shitstream daily I'll probably still see the post after the fact.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Wed May 16, 2018 4:54 pm

The second half of May, all of June, July and August. Driving to work in the dark, driving home in the dark, grey cold and rainy, and even if the weather isn't shit your washing doesn't get dry during the day. And avocados are currently over six fucking dollars each.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Dead Kid » Sun May 05, 2019 9:48 pm

I like how we have 3 threads for grumpiness of varying degrees now.

Anyway, websites that save your credit card details without an option to opt out while purchasing, so you then have to make several clicks to remove it again. Eg. Google and 7digital. More irresponsible with Google as that generally stays logged in. I dunno how often they ask for your password in that situation but I don't use a password manager and my passwords aren't generally that long so I'll shake my fist at that cloud.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby PertHJ » Mon May 06, 2019 5:57 am

USE A PASSWORD MANAGER

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Dead Kid » Mon May 06, 2019 5:22 pm

Already have enough single points of failure tbh, eg. most accounts linked to the same email address. I have a password system. It's in me brain and if that fails then I'm not gonna be needing my passwords too much.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby dave-brown » Thu May 09, 2019 6:12 pm

Melbourne cab drivers. Arrogant road hogging fucks. The uber has come and conquered, you are a lost trade, please retire respectfully and quietly

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:49 am

Dead Kid wrote:I like how we have 3 threads for grumpiness of varying degrees now.


I think that may be the middle age-ness of everyone in here :)
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:53 am

I have been at home sick all this week with a chest infection. Previously I have tried to work through and ended up with bronchitis. Hoping that taking sick leave, eating jelly and watching Netflix will prevent that.
Meantime I am bored and exhausted and my social life is suffering. Also the downside of being solo is having no one to bring hotdrinks when you're sick.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby General Mutante » Sat Jul 20, 2019 4:40 am

New Killjoys will be out tomorrow. Netflix are slack at getting it. I think they’ve only got the first three series still. Get yourself a torrent client.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:42 pm

Over a month later: post viral bronchial spasm (like asthma but with coughing til you throw up) and oh hai, fucking hayfever season! This plant scientist needs to go somewhere with no pollen.
Antarctica or a tropical desert island would be fine.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:44 pm

Oh, and you can now only get Gees Linctus with a prescription. Fuck you junkies, that was the only cough medicine which fucking works.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Dead Kid » Wed Sep 04, 2019 9:18 pm

Not being able to move back to Auckland until early next year. Apartment building repairs were supposed to take about 5 months for any given floor but at this stage it's looking more like 8 or 9 months for me due to delays and extra issues found. Not surprising I guess.
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