The Trivial Irritations Thread

[PertHJ]

[Little Miss Twoshoes]

Hoorah. Twoshoes is back.

What's been going on?? PLS SUMERISE!!!

[9seconds]

well on the first day since youve been gone....

[Little Miss Twoshoes]

well on the first day since youve been gone....

Do go on...

[Subcide]

well on the first day since youve been gone....

Do go on...

Things haven't improved...

[hiv-positive]

They certainly haven't with all your wretched shitposting.

[9seconds]

maybe now that hes drinking again he might not be as fucking terrible, i know sobriety tends to make people fucking lame

[Max]

...and then Miss Twoshoes came back and lolz were had. The End.

[Little Miss Twoshoes]

Well, I liked the ending!!!

[dustbinflowers]

No no, it's not the end yet! I'm only just back.

[Little Miss Twoshoes]

No no, it's not the end yet! I'm only just back.

Yay, hi Dusty, back buddies!!!

[dustbinflowers]

Hiya!!
apparently I haven't been here since August

[Drax]

The Jesus freaks currently protesting across the road from the abortion clinic on Dominion Rd .

Actually, they aren't really trivial, they're fucking cunts.

[dustbinflowers]

Actually, they aren't really trivial, they're fucking cunts.

There are not many people on my list to torture, but they are near the top.

[Drax]

Parked up right behind them today and cranked some Fatboy Slim and Darkthrone to see if it would harsh their vibe. I really wanna spend an entire afternoon with a boom box and a box of beers cranking this to drown out their prayers:

[dustbinflowers]

Also: one of only 2 exes I have who I am not on speaking terms with reqested to be added as a friend the other day. Gee I thought, it must have been 15 years, he must be over it, and added him. Turns out there was no hi or anything, he just wanted to share his new glamping business.

[hiv-positive]

Getting home from work at 1230am and going through the usual wind down business of a quiet drink on the patio and a shower, then tiptoeing into bed and putting my head down on the pillow only for the little party man to instantly pop up in his cot and start with the "dadadadadadadadad."

Didn't get back to sleep until 3. Had to be up at 7.

I am totally going to be moving the lawns as early as possible outside his bedroom when he's a teenager. And I hate mowing lawns.

[dustbinflowers]

For a moment I thought "the little party man" was a euphemism for your dick .

[akaxo]

same

[General Mutante]

Also: one of only 2 exes I have who I am not on speaking terms with reqested to be added as a friend the other day. Gee I thought, it must have been 15 years, he must be over it, and added him. Turns out there was no hi or anything, he just wanted to share his new glamping business.

What a cock. He must be a right arsehole because you're still on speaking terms with me and I'm a cunt.

[dustbinflowers]

Sorry Andy, but in the history of my various exes you are a rank amateur in the cunt stakes. For all you go on about it, you are quite a nice guy.

[General Mutante]

There's a certain zen koan about it. You've got to know you're a cunt to not be a total cunt. I wrote a whole essay on it in Bolshy's zine.

[PertHJ]

For a moment I thought "the little party man" was a euphemism for your dick .

Could definitely be read as a euphemism for a frantic late night wankathon

Not really sure what "mowing the lawns" is about though

[dustbinflowers]

You know, "mowing the lawn"
wink wink nudge nudge know wot I mean...

[General Mutante]

Posting letters to Satan.

[Drax]

For a moment I thought "the little party man" was a euphemism for your dick .

[hiv-positive]

For a moment I thought "the little party man" was a euphemism for your dick .

same

Great minds permanently stuck in the gutter eh?

[dustbinflowers]

Yep

[Craig_Bastard]

For a moment I thought "the little party man" was a euphemism for your dick .

Could definitely be read as a euphemism for a frantic late night wankathon

Not really sure what "mowing the lawns" is about though

Trimming pubes and leaving the clippings in someone elses bed/shoes/cereal etc...


I guess...

[PertHJ]

I guess so, but I'm just not sure how that would curb a late night spunkfest?