The Trivial Irritations Thread

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Lurch » Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:01 pm

Your car breaking on the day after the WOF ran out (meaning you can't annoy AA with your problem). When you just got it back from the garage from a carb rebuild and tune so everything is running amazingly. You know it is going to be a 5 dollar, 5 minute fix, (distributor capacitor I am certain) but it is a public holiday so Repco won't be open.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Hipster_Faggot » Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:00 pm

>leave gym with big adrenaline dump
>get in car and start looking for an artist on iPod while i wait for it to wear off a bit
>after about 30 seconds 80+ y/o person starts beeping and glaring at me but stops when i make eye contact
>start looking for song again
>beep beep
>start engine
>beeping stops
>go back to looking for song
>beeping intensifies
>she can't be this pissed at me - maybe someone else is doing something
>BEEP BEEP + leaning out to flip me off
>start to reverse out
>she's blocked my room to reverse out AND is edging forwards/starting to turn into my space
>okay i'll just pull out my phone and yarn away then
>flipped off again and angrily drives off

dafuq

TI being that at the time I couldn't figure out if I was transgressing some social norm or if they were just being a cunt, more amusing in hindsight.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby akaxo » Sat Apr 26, 2014 7:31 am

hilarious and definitely an old person being a mental impatient cunt, fuck them. i would have stayed in the park on principle after the first beep. or just got out of the car and walked off.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Sat May 03, 2014 9:54 pm

The way a cold makes you feel completely crap, but not quite crap enough to stay in bed. So you go to work and try and do stuff, and are completely fucking useless, and should really be at home in bed.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Hipster_Faggot » Mon May 12, 2014 9:01 am

North Shore Hospital Wi-Fi blocking Vice Media for "inappropriate" content. Yawn.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby TimShadbolt » Tue May 13, 2014 4:24 am

Hipster_Faggot wrote:North Shore Hospital Wi-Fi blocking Vice Media for "inappropriate" content. Yawn.

Fascists.

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby aerozol » Tue May 13, 2014 9:52 am

Taking a leak in the shower before establishing that the plug is pretty blocked

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby No Way Out Records » Tue May 13, 2014 9:55 am

olol

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Dead Kid » Tue May 13, 2014 12:46 pm

Peeing in the shower is gross regardless. Not a good water to urine ratio.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby dustbinflowers » Tue May 13, 2014 1:19 pm

Prevents tinea however
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby aerozol » Tue May 13, 2014 2:47 pm

Dead Kid wrote:Peeing in the shower is gross regardless. Not a good water to urine ratio.

Based on how many guys seem to miss the bowl I'd probably prefer it if they all tried their luck trying to hit the plug hole

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Aryanofvalhalla » Tue May 13, 2014 8:29 pm

No proper coffee machine at work.

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby TimShadbolt » Tue May 13, 2014 10:39 pm

Dead Kid wrote:Peeing in the shower is gross regardless. Not a good water to urine ratio.


Once I spotted a couple of pieces of corn at the bottom of the shower where I was staying about a millisecond before I got in. I knew who had been in there last, and I totally lost my shit, but not in the same way they had. Never has such a tirade of foul language crossed my lips. Legendary abuse. They were made to scrub the shower top to bottom with jif numerous times.

Who does their business in the shower, honestly? Fucking dirty cunts. Makes me angry just thinking about it.

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby aerozol » Tue May 13, 2014 11:07 pm

Lol, corn? That's fucknig hilarious

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Postby Aryanofvalhalla » Wed May 14, 2014 7:18 am

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Thu May 15, 2014 11:23 am

Missing exciting forum developments, been a clean up, what did I miss?!
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby arkie » Thu May 15, 2014 11:27 am

No more Saddo or kittenslayer it seems.

Not an irritation at all haha.

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby No Way Out Records » Thu May 15, 2014 11:52 am

joyous hi-fives all around!!

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby mouseball » Thu May 15, 2014 10:06 pm

My room is moist and stinks like bong water due to an unwanted individual.
Crashed into a late model parked car and I have no insurance (I don't know why I left them a note really)
Have to get surgery this week to remove my toenail as it is ingrown and infected.

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby buckton » Thu May 15, 2014 10:28 pm

mouseball wrote:My room is moist and stinks like bong water due to an unwanted individual.
Crashed into a late model parked car and I have no insurance (I don't know why I left them a note really)
Have to get surgery this week to remove my toenail as it is ingrown and infected.


Should have just left $600 for excess under the wiper and note that says SORRY!!!
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Postby General Mutante » Thu May 15, 2014 11:09 pm

I for one am deeply moved by your plight. I wept.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Little Miss Twoshoes » Mon May 19, 2014 9:38 am

I'm like Donna fucking Noble, sleeping thru interesting developments! So was the Sadbots struck with the ban stick then? Nice, peaceful forum, ahhhhh, *laxes* *takes of pants*

(Lol jks, I don't wear pants.)
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Drax » Mon May 19, 2014 10:18 am

Fucking cunts in lectures who don't pay any attention and just browse facebook and fashion blogs the whole time.

Just don't come at all you fucking stupid fucks.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Dan Last » Mon May 19, 2014 2:42 pm

I spent a whole lecture on Friday on the net, but that's cos I thought it was gonna be intense, and it turned out to be a nothing. Usually wouldn't turn up, I know it annoys the fuck out of me when other people are doing it.

In religious studies at the end of last year there was a crew of four girls who sat right at the back with their ipads/laptops AND phones, constantly talking to each other, texting each other, and facebooking each other. They were so loud you could hear them anywhere in the class the whole time, but our lecturer obviously couldn't, so they just kept on keeping on. I just wanted to take a hammer in and smash all their shit. :evil:
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby arkie » Tue May 20, 2014 4:15 pm

fucken colour profiles and laser printers. It's been driving me mental all day and there's more print-wrassling tomorrow.

Though that being said, once it's set correctly it should (knock on wood) be fine from then on...

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Drax » Tue May 20, 2014 4:23 pm

Dan Last wrote:I spent a whole lecture on Friday on the net, but that's cos I thought it was gonna be intense, and it turned out to be a nothing. Usually wouldn't turn up, I know it annoys the fuck out of me when other people are doing it.

In religious studies at the end of last year there was a crew of four girls who sat right at the back with their ipads/laptops AND phones, constantly talking to each other, texting each other, and facebooking each other. They were so loud you could hear them anywhere in the class the whole time, but our lecturer obviously couldn't, so they just kept on keeping on. I just wanted to take a hammer in and smash all their shit. :evil:

That shit drives me fucking insane.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Rizzo » Tue May 20, 2014 11:01 pm

One of the things I really like about my university is that people are real good about telling eachother to shut the fuck up. Must be the Aussie aggro or something
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Dan Last » Wed May 21, 2014 10:21 am

I'm just scared of taking that final step into the world of the 'mature student'. :?
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby General Mutante » Wed May 21, 2014 10:24 am

Existence.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby daggers » Wed May 21, 2014 6:01 pm

Dan Last wrote:In religious studies at the end of last year there was a crew of four girls who sat right at the back with their ipads/laptops AND phones, constantly talking to each other, texting each other, and facebooking each other. They were so loud you could hear them anywhere in the class the whole time, but our lecturer obviously couldn't, so they just kept on keeping on. I just wanted to take a hammer in and smash all their shit. :evil:


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