The Trivial Irritations Thread

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby skeetnigguh » Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:25 pm

It's a perfect compliment to the succulent flesh contained within.
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Postby yourstruly » Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:35 pm

when my girlfriend finishes a roll of toilet paper, she sits the new one on top of the old roll for me to change it.

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Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:37 pm

women you think i should leave the seat down, fuck that, how about you return it to the UP position?
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Postby niXon » Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:39 pm

BOYS WHO LEAVE THE SEAT UP AMIRIGHT GALS

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Postby niXon » Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:40 pm

Wow, got in there before me Phil we are kindred.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Ouch » Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:35 pm

Leaving the toilet hole uncovered is yuck, lid should be down if you're not chucking turds down it.

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby nails » Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:40 pm

I don't really get how thats yuck
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby The Face » Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:47 pm

Poo particles, son.

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Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:55 pm

smells are not poo particles
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Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:56 pm

niXon wrote:Wow, got in there before me Phil we are kindred.


we should take an oath
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Dead Kid » Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:22 pm

People who leave the toilet lid down for any reason other than to stop kids/pets from climbing in. Mainly because they leave a surprise bonus inside half the time. It's a bit like a poor man's fart bomb in any case.
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Postby Phlegethon » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:09 pm

yeah, fuck putting the toilet seat down. i am filled with dread any time i have to lift it up.

but yes, they tested on mythbusters, and poo particles get everywhere from the water from the toilet when flushing

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Postby Marrow » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:18 pm

its not really poo particles, but it is cross-contamination from the flush, which causes water/bacteria particles to release into the air. I read some paper that mentioned it, then promptly disregarded it as too much effort. Real poo particles come from living in a desert where people shit outside in the dust.

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Postby Phlegethon » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:21 pm

Marrow wrote:its not really poo particles, but it is cross-contamination from the flush, which causes water/bacteria particles to release into the air. I read some paper that mentioned it, then promptly disregarded it as too much effort. Real poo particles come from living in a desert where people shit outside in the dust

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Postby Marrow » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:37 pm

I wrote all of that before your post. Was responding to Face etc ;)
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:44 pm

take a shit, wipe your ass, close the lid, flush, wash hands.

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Dick Dynamite » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:56 pm

Then how do you know it all flushed down? :P

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Postby Dixon Cider A.C. » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:58 pm

fuck the next guy

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Postby Danny-Boy » Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:01 pm

I put da seat down fo da ladies.
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Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:12 pm

^suave

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Postby the croc » Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:16 pm

My mrs beats me if I don't put the seat down
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So let's get really smashed
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:18 pm

i like tough women myself, so i wont critcise this
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Postby Danny-Boy » Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:40 pm

How do you know I'm single?
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:49 pm

well its a chicken and egg situation isnt it?
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Postby matt youwin » Tue Mar 22, 2011 7:16 pm

Auckand City bus fumes. GTFO I'm trying to breathe.

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby ghetto ninja » Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:50 pm

the croc wrote:My mrs beats me if I don't put the seat down

Samesies. But its sweet for my stepson to piss ALLLLLL over the seat.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby MuscleMan » Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:52 pm

Pissing sideways ftw.

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:01 pm

ghetto ninja wrote:
the croc wrote:My mrs beats me if I don't put the seat down

Samesies. But its sweet for my stepson to piss ALLLLLL over the seat.
FML

not much of a stepdad if youre not using that as an excuse to physically and psychologically scar him.
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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby hiv-positive » Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:23 pm

That weird, incredulous Little Golden Book outlook on the rest of the planet Americans (or at least, the ones I'm working with at the moment) have that is made all the more infuriating by them being incredibly nice, lovely people who are obviously up a level or so above the average given that they have actually left the country on numerous occasions.

The way that tattoos of all styles have been ridden harder than the town bike in the worst ways to the point where you might as well get a freehand ninja with a skull face and tribal flames home job in someone's shed - though you know that in 2 weeks time some cunt will bite your style and an ironic prison bogan tatts fad will sweep through xhardcorex faster than you can say Mexican death mask.

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Re: The Trivial Irritations Thread

Postby Fiction & Falsehood » Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:32 pm

yeh, i got tattoos cos i wanted to be badass, now everyone has them, and lots of people have way more than me, shit sux.
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